WT 1/15/2002
"Jehovah leads us to rightousness"
While carefully studying the scriptures, the Faithul and Discreet Slave found new instructional methods that will help in spreading our message. This message applies to all of Jehovah's servants. It is wonderful how Jehovah blesses us, taking care of feeding us the proper S.H.I.T at the proper time. All of Christendom is envious of our S.H.I.T but we know that Jehovah himself will destroy their churches, because they are not worthy of S.H.I.T.
(2) By examining the scriptures carefully, the Faithful Slave has uncovered another method of teaching, this a method that the congregation as a whole can participate in. The method, Cognitive Response to Apparent Persecution (C.R.A.P) is to be studied and applied immediatly, to protect our brothers and sisters from the evil influence of Satan the devil.
(3) All members of Jehovah's congregation will need to aquire CRAP literature immediatly. While we in Jehovah's organization DO NOT ASK for payment for our work, we would encourage all brothers and sisters to give any money as they see fit in our time of need, as we have to print new CRAP all the time.
(4) CRAP should be studied, memorized, and used on all occasions in dealing with worldings. No longer can we rely on 'theocratic warfare' to win our war with the world, we now must feed these implements of satan the CRAP they so rightly deserve. The elders of the congregation will be taking the lead in spreading this CRAP to you, and as with all CRAP, it flows downhill, so the responsibility of pioneers of all status is to spread the CRAP to the world at large.
(5) Isn't it wonderful that Jehovah has given us yet another sign that the great Tribulation is right around the corner. By allowing us to receive new light on SHIT and CRAP, we now further understand how close we are to the end times.
Questions:
1. Why will Christendom be envious of the true Christian?
2. What is the new tool that Jehovah has given us?
3. Does Jehovah's organization ask for donations? How does that differ from Christendom?
4. What older tool is being replaced by CRAP?
5. How can we be sure that we are living in the end times?