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  Men: What's your favorite cologne?

  by ozziepost in

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  i don't see why we should allow such blatant discrimination on the board as to allow a thread "for women" only, asking their favorite men's cologne.

  so guys and blokes, so that we can participate, how's about declaring before these ladies your favorite cologne/after shave?

  mine's tuscany.

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  I wish they made a cologne that smelled like a credit card. Women would really like that!!!!! Lol
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  Jws that post here

  by WildTurkey in

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  do you think these people, who come in here, on this board and defend jws are for real?

  do you think they really are good little jws?

  do you think they really want to help us, or just start trouble?

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  Do you think these people, who come in here, on this board and defend Jws are for real? Do you think they really are good little Jws? Do you think they really want to help us, or just start trouble?
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  Simple things in life.........(no boobies)

  by eyegirl in

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  i was just sitting here, reflecting on my day.

  the last month has basically been pretty crappy for me and a rollercoaster of emotions.

  i knew i was in bad shape when my landlord told me i could have absolutely no pets in my apartment.

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  Lets see, first would be porn, lol. I like to watch my wife play with the kids, and I like to sleep late on sunday.
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  Men: What's your favorite cologne?

  by ozziepost in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i don't see why we should allow such blatant discrimination on the board as to allow a thread "for women" only, asking their favorite men's cologne.

  so guys and blokes, so that we can participate, how's about declaring before these ladies your favorite cologne/after shave?

  mine's tuscany.

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  Polo, is what I like.
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  47 years ago today..................

  by Makena1 in

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  i was born whilst my parents were on a jw missionary assignment.

  unofficially i am only a year old!

  lol this will be the first time my family and i have ever celebrated.

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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  I would love to do this at a judicial hearing

  by WildTurkey in

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  man this would be so funny to do to the elders, .

  bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the elders starts talking.

  stare off into space and blow spit bubbles.. .

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  Wow, that would hurtnot interested,lol. Or, I had sex with one of the elders wifes, but im not saying whos!
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  Ear pierced

  by blahman in

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  i'm a jw and i know jw's are not supposed to have tattoos but im wondering if its ok to get my ear pierced.if anyone has any information regarding this please reply.thank you.

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  What do you think your Elders would say, if you got your ear pierced?
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  Today is My Daughers Birthday

  by Undecided in

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  my youngest daughter is 25 years old today.

  my wife fixed dinner, made a cake and we fixed ice cream.

  we got her a present or two and just enjoyed her company.

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  Tell her HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! fom Louisiana.
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  What do you do for work and play?

  by roybatty in

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  im just wondering what kind of work people who post here do.

  i believe amazing is a mechanical engineer (like me), xena is an office manager and you know washes windows.

  and when youre not working, what does everyone do with their free time now that they dont have to knock on doors when the weekend rolls around.

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  I fix dents, hail damage on cars, paintless dent repair. For fun I like to do things with my kids, and go drinking and dancing with my wife.
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  I would love to do this at a judicial hearing

  by WildTurkey in

  1. jw
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  man this would be so funny to do to the elders, .

  bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the elders starts talking.

  stare off into space and blow spit bubbles.. .

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  Man this would be so funny to do to the Elders,

  Bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the Elders starts talking Stare off into space and blow spit bubbles.
  
  Bring a Gameboy and leave the volume at full.
  
  Wait until everybody is completely focused on thehearing, then blow a referee's whistle as loud as you can. Point to one of the elders and tell him to "stop it!"
  Dress up like Santa Claus
  
  Keep going to the bathroom, then tell the elders they are out of toilet paper
  Complain aloud about that nasty wedgie you have When asked to produce evidence, pick your nose, smear the snot on the table, point to it and say, "From this it is obvious, I am not guilty!"

  Fart, pause momentarily, and comment under your breath, "I've done better..."

  Fart again later on, take a deep breath and state enthusiastically "Now that's more like it!". When they Df me reply "How about we try that again, this time Rock, Scissors, Paper - best of three!"

  Bring toaster and wave a box of "Tropical Sprinkles Pop Tarts" around while asking "Where's a damn plug around here!".

  Edited by - WildTurkey on 23 June 2002 14:1:14