What about the guy who farts, and looks at you and says, damn!! or the guy who stands so close to the urinal you know he is getting spash back.
WildTurkey
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Choose-A-Urinal Challenge!
by WildTurkey intake the first annual, choose-a-urinal challenge!
men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)... women are on their own.
but, there is a code of the rest room that must be followed.
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Choose-A-Urinal Challenge!
by WildTurkey intake the first annual, choose-a-urinal challenge!
men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)... women are on their own.
but, there is a code of the rest room that must be followed.
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WildTurkey
Take the first annual, Choose-A-Urinal Challenge! Men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)... women are on their own. But, there IS a code of the rest room that MUST be followed. The, following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room. An X above the number will indicate "in use."
(Sample)X X 1 2 3 4 5 6 Indicates men are at stalls 3 and 6.
You mission is to identify correctly, based on proper urinal etiquette, the stall at which you should stand. Good luck!Easy Section
1. Urinals 2 and 4 are occupied.
X X 1 2 3 4 5 6 Enter your choice here: __
The correct answer is 6. It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy instinctively knows this.
X 1 2 3 4 5 6 Enter your choice here: __
The correct answer is 6. Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a greater risk of being next to someone who arrives later.
Kind of Tricky Section
3. No urinals are occupied.
1 2 3 4 5 6 Enter your choice here: __
The correct answer is 1 or 6. By choosing one of these, you are tacitly saying, "I don't want anyone next to me."
X X X 1 2 3 4 5 6 Enter your choice here: __
The correct answer is 1. You're stuck being next to at least ONE guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left. NEVER go between TWO guys if you can help it. Exceptions to this are stadium rest rooms where the herd thunders in.
Subtle, Tricky, but Important to Know Section
5. Urinals 2, 5 and 6 are occupied.X X X 1 2 3 4 5 6 Enter your choice here: __
The correct answer is 4. Believe it or not, 1 or 3 "couples" you with the guy in stall 2. And we wouldn't want THAT now, would we? This differs from question 4 in such a subtle way that the nuances cannot be explained. Suffice it to say, only we men would understand!
VERY Tricky Indeed Section
6. Urinals 1, 2, 5 and 6 are occupied.X X X X 1 2 3 4 5 6 Enter your choice here: __
The answer is NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for God's sake, man, use a stall with a door!
Other Parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals:
NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.
I don't think I need to tell you, but absolutely NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is the highest offense.
NO Singing. Period.
Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again."
Who'd have thought SO much goes into a seemingly simple process?
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Men: What's your favorite cologne?
by ozziepost ini don't see why we should allow such blatant discrimination on the board as to allow a thread "for women" only, asking their favorite men's cologne.
so guys and blokes, so that we can participate, how's about declaring before these ladies your favorite cologne/after shave?
mine's tuscany.
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WildTurkey
I wish they made a cologne that smelled like a credit card. Women would really like that!!!!! Lol
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Jws that post here
by WildTurkey indo you think these people, who come in here, on this board and defend jws are for real?
do you think they really are good little jws?
do you think they really want to help us, or just start trouble?
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WildTurkey
Do you think these people, who come in here, on this board and defend Jws are for real? Do you think they really are good little Jws? Do you think they really want to help us, or just start trouble?
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Simple things in life.........(no boobies)
by eyegirl ini was just sitting here, reflecting on my day.
the last month has basically been pretty crappy for me and a rollercoaster of emotions.
i knew i was in bad shape when my landlord told me i could have absolutely no pets in my apartment.
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WildTurkey
Lets see, first would be porn, lol. I like to watch my wife play with the kids, and I like to sleep late on sunday.
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Men: What's your favorite cologne?
by ozziepost ini don't see why we should allow such blatant discrimination on the board as to allow a thread "for women" only, asking their favorite men's cologne.
so guys and blokes, so that we can participate, how's about declaring before these ladies your favorite cologne/after shave?
mine's tuscany.
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WildTurkey
Polo, is what I like.
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47 years ago today..................
by Makena1 ini was born whilst my parents were on a jw missionary assignment.
unofficially i am only a year old!
lol this will be the first time my family and i have ever celebrated.
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WildTurkey
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I would love to do this at a judicial hearing
by WildTurkey inman this would be so funny to do to the elders, .
bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the elders starts talking.
stare off into space and blow spit bubbles.. .
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WildTurkey
Wow, that would hurtnot interested,lol. Or, I had sex with one of the elders wifes, but im not saying whos!
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Ear pierced
by blahman ini'm a jw and i know jw's are not supposed to have tattoos but im wondering if its ok to get my ear pierced.if anyone has any information regarding this please reply.thank you.
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WildTurkey
What do you think your Elders would say, if you got your ear pierced?
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Today is My Daughers Birthday
by Undecided inmy youngest daughter is 25 years old today.
my wife fixed dinner, made a cake and we fixed ice cream.
we got her a present or two and just enjoyed her company.
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WildTurkey
Tell her HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! fom Louisiana.