Wanna hear another good one
Ooooh - I like these 'anti-experiences' if you will (like the experiences they gave at the end of each convention...only...NOT the ones you'd ever hear )
we used to bang on the doors
Oh, gods, yeah. My family referred to my 'knock' as 'cow-pounding'. Not sure what that means.
I knocked SO LOUD you could hear the reverb probably a half mile in each direction. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.
Why?
Well, I hated giving presentations. I was uber-JW, believing I HAD to get the message out - just really didn't want to talk about it (I did informally witness a LOT, FWIW).
Sooo...if a householder DID come to the door...they were usually PISSED already. Start the presentation with:
"Hello, we're two of Jehovah's Witnesses, involved in a worldwide preaching work supported by donations, and we are presenting this literature...."
*bam* door in face.
(My theory was, you never need a presentation any longer than the above. If you knock loud enough, and start off like that...no one will EVER let you get any further )
Great thing was that everyone was impressed with my enthusiasm, and how I mentioned the voluntary preaching work so prominantly.