zerubberballz

Joined

• started 2 topics
• posted 108 times   see topics posted on
• send a message

Posts by zerubberballz

• 
  15

  ARE YOU ALL APOSTATES?

  by Pureheart in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  who really fit this description of apostasy?.

  *** w80 8/1 17-22 remain "solid in the faith" ***.

  remain solid in the faith.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  zerubberballz

  (1) Deviation from the truth
  (2) Twisted, empty speech
  (3) Efforts to subvert the faith of some and draw away disciples after themselves
  (4) Hypocrisy (‘wolves in sheep’s covering’)
  (5) Recognizable by their fruits; they ‘advance to more and more ungodliness’

  
  Yeah, like Apostate Paul didn't have his tongue firmly up his cheeks when he said that Pureheart. lol.

  Sure ol' Joe Rutherford apostasised from Charlie Russell. Just as the boys in brooklyn writing gradually apostasised from Judge Ratherflawed. Just as Russell apostasised from the Adventists, just as the adventists apostasised from protestantism, just as the protestants apostasised from the Catholics, just as the Catholics apostasised from the Greek Orthodx, just as the Paulian Greek Christians apostasised from Persian Mythraism and Jesus Nazarites, just as the conservative Nazarines apostasised from Judaism (or was that the other way arround ?) just as Zerubberbalian Judaeism apostasised from Egyptian and Moabite thought .. and back we go to the day Eve got fresh and said "here hubby eat this!"

  It's just the way of it that religions grow and conservatives allways label the reformers emotive unsavory names like 'apostate and heretic'

  cheers, unclebruce
• 
  58

  Do You Still Believe a God Cares for You?

  by JosephAlward in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been a part of this forum for about one month, and during that time i've been struck by the willingness of many so former jehovah witnesses either to ridicule the bible, or to stand by while it's being ridiculed.

  so, i'm wondering how many of them while witnesses suffered through experiences so searing that they no longer believe in the god of the old testament.. who among you still believe that underneath the layers of contradictions, inconsistencies, and errors in the bible there may be found the words of a god who created the universe, and who also cares about you, personally?.

  joseph f. alward.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  zerubberballz

  Thanks for the voltaire NN.

  unclebruce who wishes to see the last ignorant jesusfreak strangled with the guts of the last fanatical biblenut.

  "I wish to see, and I mean this most sincerely, I wish to see the last King strangled with the guts of the last Priest." - Voltaire
• 
  58

  Do You Still Believe a God Cares for You?

  by JosephAlward in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been a part of this forum for about one month, and during that time i've been struck by the willingness of many so former jehovah witnesses either to ridicule the bible, or to stand by while it's being ridiculed.

  so, i'm wondering how many of them while witnesses suffered through experiences so searing that they no longer believe in the god of the old testament.. who among you still believe that underneath the layers of contradictions, inconsistencies, and errors in the bible there may be found the words of a god who created the universe, and who also cares about you, personally?.

  joseph f. alward.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  zerubberballz

  mmm thought provoking post hippikon,

  Like father like son, but don't expect much of an intellectual responce from our christian apologists here. Forgive me father for thinking you exist hee heee hee.

  cheers, unc.
• 
  19

  Thank You, America...

  by Englishman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ...for jack daniels.. and bose.

  and boeing.. and microsoft.. but, 'specially for jack daniels!.

  englishman.. nostalgia isn't what it used to be....

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  zerubberballz

  oops double posting .. frigging thing .. one minute me passwords no damn good next minute .. o

  America thanks for Vietnam
  England .. um .. thanks for the boatloads o' pilfering humanity.`
• 
  19

  Thank You, America...

  by Englishman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ...for jack daniels.. and bose.

  and boeing.. and microsoft.. but, 'specially for jack daniels!.

  englishman.. nostalgia isn't what it used to be....

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  zerubberballz

  Thanks America, for Texmex and Colonel Sanders, icecream sodas, Coka Cola and Californian nuts (like farkel)

  Here's to growing up with pogo sticks, yoyo's, skateboards and go-carts. You can keep yer giant cars, plastic beef patties on a sesame seed bun, jack in the box and basketballs but send over all the rock'n roll music and surf gear ya like

  unclebruce.

  God save the queen! (for nothing will save the Govenor General)
• 
  58

  Do You Still Believe a God Cares for You?

  by JosephAlward in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been a part of this forum for about one month, and during that time i've been struck by the willingness of many so former jehovah witnesses either to ridicule the bible, or to stand by while it's being ridiculed.

  so, i'm wondering how many of them while witnesses suffered through experiences so searing that they no longer believe in the god of the old testament.. who among you still believe that underneath the layers of contradictions, inconsistencies, and errors in the bible there may be found the words of a god who created the universe, and who also cares about you, personally?.

  joseph f. alward.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  zerubberballz

  yes joseph,

  This post is a breath of fresh air. I've been trying to tell all these losers about the true God for months! Of course God exists outside Brooklyn otherwise the clocks wouldn't work, naturaly God cares, otherwise he wouldn't have created salt to go with pepper or lemons to go with fish or do people think strawberries and cream just happened to find themselves?

  dieting unclebruce, so grateful to men unlocking natures culnary secrets (like the divinely inspired dago who invented the cappicino machine)

  PS: I worship my God from afar but one day we'll do lunch.

  ***
  SaintSatan: You and I have much in common. .. the munroe institute eh? lol.
• 
  12

  IVE GOT A FUNNY FEELING

  by josephus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i thought that would get your attention.. i dont know if im being perverse here, but i seem to want one last confrontation with the jws.. i am out a good while now.

  long enough to stop getting hellos on the street.

  what those scumbags did to me before in thier meetings (old h20ers may remember) i still want to go at them again.. i was so depressed about things i really thought about suicide.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  zerubberballz

  the weathers fine josephus, australian weather is mostly fine, even when its raining ;)

  I suppose this place is similar to having a cuppa with strangers but there's nothing like the real thing. After a few years bleeting out my life story to everyone i met, i calmed down and stopped talking about religion and growing up in Adelaide .. kink capitol of the southern hemisphere.

  unclebruce

  PS: I think Simon banned unclebruce here (password won't work)
  [email protected]
• 
  50

  Finally a good test: are you EVIL??

  by JanH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here's the chance to finally find out what we suspected all along:.

  are you evil?

  find out at http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/evil.jsp.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  zerubberballz

  I scored a pure evil .. that was f#$@'n easy! Now harmony how about sucking my toes .. i promise i'll finish first and tell jan about it in the morning
• 
  12

  IVE GOT A FUNNY FEELING

  by josephus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i thought that would get your attention.. i dont know if im being perverse here, but i seem to want one last confrontation with the jws.. i am out a good while now.

  long enough to stop getting hellos on the street.

  what those scumbags did to me before in thier meetings (old h20ers may remember) i still want to go at them again.. i was so depressed about things i really thought about suicide.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  zerubberballz

  josephus,

  i can relate to what you say even though the sudden way i left watchtower world never left me with much personal anger.

  just a practical suggestion - I too work alone and for many years had a skylight manufacturing and installation round. One thing that helped me tremendously was having cups of tea in the homes of strangers. For years I spilled my guts about my weird life and listened to peoples personal stories. I soon went from the cult isolation of seeing people as basically bad to knowing them as, in the most part, well intentioned and honourable.

  Sounds to me like you need about 200 gallons of tea and a few cwt of biscuits with a thousand or so people .. one at a time. I hope the people you do work for offer you a brew now and then? If so say yes and talk about your life with strangers it's the most wonderful soul releasing thing for folk like us.

  warm regards, unclebruce, who's had grown men cry on his shoulders more than once.

  PS: It's the name 'josephus' that gets our attention ya noong!
• 
  5

  Dearest "Celtic"... Having "Jesu...

  by AGuest in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  may you have peace!.

  i have been away for awhile (my apologies to my dear ones here... but my "life" called for a moment), and was directed to return today, that there was someone 'thirsting'.

  i have been granted leave by my lord to answer your question, if you will permit me.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  zerubberballz

  g'day sweet woman! ;)

  mind if i butt in and play with ya?

  ===(1) Remain in union, by eating his flesh and drinking his blood===

  OK. I'm cool with the ancient canibal feast.

  ===(2) Love one another, including your enemies===
  ===(3) Judge and condemn no one===
  ===(4) Forgive and release ALL who trangress, whether against you or another===
  ===(5) Become servants of one another, consider all others superior to you, just as he consider HIS disciples superior to him===

  Nice idealistic daydream Shelby but I live in the real world most of the time. Nup, can't love everybody that just wouldn't be right and I certainly wouldn't want to put others above me that'd be madness. Not people who rape young girls and leave 'em to slowly painfully die, squirming around with thier guts staining the forest floor red. Sorry Shelby but it's not my place to forgive such turds.

  Judge them? I'd gladly execute them and a large part of the prison population.

  ===(6) Ask for and receive holy spirit===

  been there, done that. (I got more spirit in me than's good for a man .. not all of it holy)

  ===(7) "Soften" your heart so that the Law... of LOVE... may be "written" thereon===

  been there done that. (got more love in me than's good for a humble working man.)

  ===(8) Exercise FAITH... and LISTEN TO HIS VOICE... so that when he SPEAKS... you hear... and obey.===

  yeah well, it takes a long time to build trust so this Jar Medishwasha bloke better start talking sense to me real soon .. he's got everything to gain and i've got nuth'n ta lose ... whoo hoo I have the power forever and ever .. ah men!!! heee heee

  CHEERS! skunclbutt.

  PS: hope my responces aren't too predictable me ol' cyber wify