Posts by zev

i've never known a rule regaurding age, as long as you can competently answer the drilling (questions) they will allow a youngster to be baptized in the jw/wtbts publishing company inc.

just how young have i personally seen with my own eyes?

8 tender years old.

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Snowball FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

by SheilaM in

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i know i'm new but still a trouble maker .

thought a snowball fight is in order hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwho first ruby tuesday..utopian_raindrops...duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk.

ker splllllat!!!.

zev

we got over 2 feet this weekend.

got plenty of ammo.

no place to hide.

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local news kh burned to the ground

by zev in

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http://news.bostonherald.com/localregional/localregional.bg?articleid=201

zev

http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/localRegional.bg?articleid=201

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For those who don't want Witnesses coming to their door

by Maverick in

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this is just some general information for outsiders, (non witnesses) who want to know how to get the witnesses to leave them alone.. .

each kingdom hall has an assigned area their members are responsible for doing the door to door preaching.

it may be the whole town or, if there are more than one congregations, the town or city will be divided up between halls.

zev

answer the door with a shot gun in your hands.

they will never come back

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wt quotes to laugh at

by zev in

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i posted this on the aol boards....maybe you'll get a chuckle from these.... .

please do not be drinking or eating at your computer while reading these.. .

splatter against the screen is a pain to clean up.. .

zev

i posted this on the aol boards....maybe you'll get a chuckle from these...

please do not be drinking or eating at your computer while reading these.

splatter against the screen is a pain to clean up.

ready?

here goes...1926 "Disease is caused by fermentation and heat .. not germs. It cannot be proven that any disease was caused by germs including so-called infectious diseases .. chicken pox and small pox." {GA Aug 25 1926 751/4} [The WTBTS position was that all scientists had got it completely the wrong way around - Diseases caused germs. No joke]

1926 God wears clothes {GA May 19 1926 534}

1926 The distance from the Society's printing press in Scranton, Pa to the bethel offices in Brooklyn, NY, using a ferry, with a Railway Guide (extract included) to prove the distance from Lackawanna station in Scranton to Hoboken Terminal in New Jersey, is the "exact distance" referred to in the Bible at Revelation 14:20 "And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs" {TFIM 230 1926 ed}

1927 "In the New World Abraham may be the ruler of New York City. Isaac may rule over Chicago and perhaps Jacob will be put in London. His father-in-law, Laban, was a diplomat.. Shortly we believe, Abraham will come forth from the grave.." {GA Oct 5 1927 26/29}

1926 "God may soon cause a comet to be captured by the Earth.. to bring about a radical change in earth's climatic conditions and transform the surface of our planet into a paradise, wherein disease and death will be no more." {GA Jun 16 1926 583}

1926 "Tonsillectomy is called a minor operation. If so, getting well is a double major. If any overzealous doctor condemns your tonsils go and commit suicide with a case-knife. It's cheaper and less painful." {GA Apr 7 1926 438}

1926 Flood may have been caused by all of the other planets being on one side of the earth simultaneously. God may have inserted the "youngest" planet Neptune on the other side to act as a gravitational corrective to make sure it cannot happen again {GA Jun 16 1926 583}

1926 "Orientals are coolies .. cutthroats and murderers" {GA Mar 10 1926 374}

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Circuit Assembly Report

by Hapgood in

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coming out of the lurking mode to give you all a report on the 2 day ca that i attended this past weekend.

i always enjoy other reports that have been posted so i thought i would share my observations.

i attend with my jw hubby to keep him company so he doesn't have to go alone, that's the only reason that i go.. i didn't take any notes, so i'm doing this by memory.

zev

hapgood:

That Assembly Hall must have been payed for long ago, it was built around 1976.

that wouldn't be an assembly hall in massachusetts would it?

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JWZone website hacked??

by sf in

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i was just sent a message re: this website owned by the glicks.. seems it is gone:.

http://www.jwzone.org/leave_now_and_never_come_back.htm.

zev

i use rh 9.0.

my laptop is a linux laptop, and my desktop has it dual booted with xp

my only disappointment is this site isnt compatable with mozzilla and i can never get into the chat unless i use xp and explorer.

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Need Help With My DA Letter...

by shamus in

hello friends... .

i was wondering if you all could help me with my disassosiation letter... i am planning on writing it tonight, and am looking for scriptures based on "love"... and how the org shows a lack thereof.

any help would be greatly appreciated... .

zev

the shorter the better. they will not read it with opened eyes and grasp the real meaning of what you tell them.

mine was basically, i no longer concider myself one of the joho's or any part of their organization under whatever name they call themselves under.

one sentence is all you need.

don't stress yourself out over it.

short sweet simple and get the job done. its very effective.