Posts by AndDontCallMeShirley

look at this pile of steaming horse sh*t. this is meant to soften the horror of this god of war destroying 7,000,000,000 men, women and children in a holy jihad.

draw close book p 65 .

19 consider an illustration: suppose that a mans family was being attacked by a vicious animal and that the man jumped into the fray and killed the violent beast.

AndDontCallMeShirley

"Suppose that a man’s family was being attacked by a vicious animal"

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Go get 'em, Jayhoover!! I feel so much safer now...

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Please Neuter or Spay Your Pet Jehovah's Witness

by Beth Shan in

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the watchtower society is now wanting us to make "fixed donations".

this means they will be spaying and neutering the jehovah's witness population which has sadly become very overrun.

let's help them fix all those jw so they don't reproduce anymore cult spawn.

AndDontCallMeShirley

begin to rear children?

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It's okay for pedophile elders to do this, however....

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Additional BOE Letter: Please Be Advised that Further Direction Will Soon be Sent to the Bodies of Elders...

by TTATTelder in

dear brothers:.

we are writing as a follow-up to the letters dated january 24, 2014, and march 29, 2014,. to all congregations regarding the adjustments now underway to accelerate construction of king-.

dom halls and assembly halls.. .

AndDontCallMeShirley

Maybe they can calm them by stroking their genitals???

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According to WT, this leads to homosexuality.

"This happens much more frequently than you may realize" (YY, ch.5, p.39)

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Surprising how WBTS became EXACTLY what Russell was against.

by Fernando in

*** jv chap.

15 p. 205 development of the organization structure ***.

however, brother russell emphasized that they were not attempting to set up an earthly organization.

AndDontCallMeShirley

DD: Xianity is just another word for ZERO CHOICE. It's like having a plate with 3 sections. One has rice, one has beans, one has salsa. Here is your menu choice:

1) Rice, beans and Salsa.

2) Beans, Salsa and rice.

3) Salsa, rice and beans.

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Or in the case of WT: beans, beans, beans. Which explains the veritable cornucopia of voluminous odoriferous eminations coming from Brooklyn...

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Additional BOE Letter: Please Be Advised that Further Direction Will Soon be Sent to the Bodies of Elders...

by TTATTelder in

dear brothers:.

we are writing as a follow-up to the letters dated january 24, 2014, and march 29, 2014,. to all congregations regarding the adjustments now underway to accelerate construction of king-.

dom halls and assembly halls.. .

AndDontCallMeShirley

They got a flurry of calls with questions that probably made corporate realize the flaws in the way the information was presented.

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Holy Spirit must've been napping the first time around.

Incidentally, it's hilarious WT deems itself qualified to print a revised NWT when it can't even get a BOE letter right. LOL.

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Is the new donation arrangment communism?

by toto555 in

the "richer" congregations giving off their surplus to the "poorer" congregations around the world.

"from each according to their ability to each according to their need".

the maxim of karl marx.

AndDontCallMeShirley

Sorry, but I'm just not buying it that their new pledge/donation arrangement is to "help poorer congregations around the world"

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WT has printed several accounts of such-and-such cong. in some Middleofnowhere Third World Country that desperately needs a KH, but they are $300 short of having enough funds to build. Does the multi-billion $$ WT simply give them the $300 so they can build?? No! They make those dirt poor JWs continue to struggle and save until they have the money they need. If helping these poor JWs was a priority, as WT claims, then stories like this wouldn't exist. So, they continue to meet in some lean-to in the jungle until they have enough $ to build. Such is the mindset of WT.

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"we must be ready to obey, even if it doesnt sound reasonable from a human standpoint"

by stuckinarut2 in

so its now all clear!.

the reason why that damned wt article several months back said the quote:.

"we may be asked to do something by jehovahs organization, and we should be ready to obey even if it doesnt seem reasonable from a human standpoint or not".

AndDontCallMeShirley

"god would take care of our pets for us"

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Really??!! And what scripture was read to support that preposterous claim??

If Jehovah™ doesn't protect JWs (humans) who go to the Kingdom Hall at the order of the GB, and they die at the KH when it's destroyed by a typhoon, why in the hell would he take care of Fluffy or Fido?

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"As of November 13, 2013, the Philippines branch office of Jehovah’s Witnesses in Manila reported that 27 Witnesses have been confirmed dead. Well over 100 homes of the Witnesses and five places of worship were destroyed....

The region has had little time to recover from the magnitude-7.2 earthquake that shook the Philippines on October 15, 2013, killing 218 people. Reports indicate that the massive quake claimed the lives of three of Jehovah’s Witnesses..."

http://www.jw.org/en/news/by-region/asia/philippines/super-typhoon-haiyan/

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"we must be ready to obey, even if it doesnt sound reasonable from a human standpoint"

by stuckinarut2 in

so its now all clear!.

the reason why that damned wt article several months back said the quote:.

"we may be asked to do something by jehovahs organization, and we should be ready to obey even if it doesnt seem reasonable from a human standpoint or not".

AndDontCallMeShirley

In a recent circuit overseer talk this "Crazy but obey clause" fulfillment was said to be coming in the FUTURE

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Once JWs are so poor they have nothing left to give, then the KoolAid will be served....