ME....
Things have been getting a bit lax of late, a slipping of standards. If elected I will bring about the following changes in policy.
1/ Return of 10 hours compulsory service for publishers, 1000 hours for Pioneers
2/ Two hour WT studies
3/ Marked written reviews with scores posted for all to see.
4/ Total ban on, TV, Any music other than the Kingdom Melodies lovingly provided by the organisation, ban on competitive sports. the internet shall be considered the work of satan that it is.
5/ I shall reintroduce walking round town with sandwich boards, blood cards and a 10% compulsary voluntary contribution to be submitted to the group elder each Tuesday. Bank statements and payslips must be checked each year.
6/ Sisters skirts shall be a regulation lenth below the knee.
7/ Disfellowshipping has been a soft option, I shall bring back public burnings and the reproved shall be lovingly flogged in the car park by the service overseer.
8/ Children must remain in their seats after the meetings until their parents take them home.
9/ There shall be no reading of any other books whatsover, including any book published by the WTBTS prior to 1981.
10/ It shall be a disfellowshipping offence to attend any further education.
11/ Brothers shall not be allowed to accidentally touch the breast of a woman not his wife for more than 3 seconds, including the breasts of minors.
12/ Child Molestors will not be tolerated and in extreme cases, where substansiated by signed witness statements of at least two observers plus video taped evidence shall be dealt with severely, yes brothers to the extent that we may remove the elders privilages from such ones.
13/ To avoid imorral sexual relations between unmarried youngsters, we shall institute segregation of all unmarried women to a windowless room at the KH, who shall only be allowed to leave once the brothers have gone home. Arranged marriages should be encouraged from age 16.
Yes brothers vote for me and I shall put the Fundamental back into Christianity.
