Posts by WingCommander

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How many born ins actually stay?

by lostinthought in

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i was wondering if anyone know sany statistics of the amount of born ins that actually stay in the orginization.

i think i have read it before on here but i can't really remember what it was.

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WingCommander

That's another thing......I, and probably 90% of the rest of my peers, were NOT dumb enough to be baptized. Oh sure, we'd "study" from time to time, then say we were waiting just a little while longer.....sooon....shortly. Then NEVER get dunked. I enjoyed what little freedom I had, and NEVER wanted to experience the hardship of being DF'd, so I never really wanted to get dunked. It's had the added bonus of being completely "untouchable." I can say, do, act however I want and there isn't a damn thing any of them can do about it. My once-JW parents passed away, and even if they were alive, I'm pretty sure they'd be "out" with me as well due to how f*cked up this so-called religion has become. So FU, JW.cult!

- Wing Commander

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How many born ins actually stay?

by lostinthought in

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i was wondering if anyone know sany statistics of the amount of born ins that actually stay in the orginization.

i think i have read it before on here but i can't really remember what it was.

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WingCommander

I can honestly say in this area (south-central Pennsylvania) that the congregations I grew up in are like geriatric wards. There are no "youth" from ages 18-35. The ones that ARE left are completely gutless, brainwashed, socially retarded and isolated homeschooled little JW robot FREAKS with no prospect of ever moving out of Elder Father and Pioneer Mother's basement. They are perpetually virgins and intellectual midgets. I'd say at age 18 (and before in a lot of cases) kids are checking out, leaving, and giving the finger to the "JW.org". I am 35. Of the 10-15 people my age that I knew as JW's in elementary school, only (2) are left. One, is the pussy-whipped son of the local CoBE, and he married a Circuit Overseer's daughter. His life and balls are non-existant. He runs a potato chip truck that stocks grocery stores with (1) particular brand. Real rocket scientist. The other one is a demure, pussified little man-child, who's first hot JW latino wife was so disgusted with him that she divorced him inside of 2 years. Her JW parents supported her. No one knew why, but I think I have an idea. Just last weekend, I passed him in the grocery store pushing a cart with another very effeminant looking man-child. Both were extremely "close and overfriendly", and metro-sexual looking. I'm talking limp wrists and light loafers all-around. I don't think these two were shopping for a congregation picnic if you ask me. They did however look happy, so good for them! I'm sure his parents on the other hand, are NOT. This is because they disowned their oldest daughter (man-child's older sister) back when she was 18 and dating a non-JW. She was DF'd for doing so. She married him 10 years ago. Her parents have NOTHING to do with her, but are ok with their closeted-homosexual son as long as he doesn't openly come out as being with his "friend". I'm at a loss for words on that situation.

So score is:

2: still left in relgion. (1) in closet

13: Gone for good, and many with spouses and children that they keep far away from crazy JW parents and religion.

How's messing with everyone's life working out for you, JW.cult?

- Wing Commander

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The Art of Hypocrisy - How Jehovah's Witnesses worship a symbol

by BluePill2 in

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it has been a while since i've seen a witness, either in person or virtually.

searching for someone on facebook took me to the profile of a ministerial servant that i know.

i scrolled through his wall to see who is still around and found this gem:.

WingCommander

What I want to know is; where can I buy a case of JW.org blue toilet paper? Paper towels to clean up cat sh*t would be nice as well. WT's and Awake! are already good for lining bird cages, we need .org toilet paper.

What can I say, this religion has gone to the dogs, who eat their own vomit.

dog suitcase with jw.org logo. Sick!

- Wing Commander

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Watchtower Legal Department targeting Facebook and Youtube users

by Londo111 in

from an email i received of a conversation had with people from patterson:.

it seems that the wts legal dept.

has been working with the fb [facebook] legal dept for about a year and also with youtube whoever they are, to enforce transparency.

WingCommander

I fly so low under the radar in stealth mode, the WT will NEVER get me! FU a-holes!

Seriously, how is Facebook going to know if you are using or have created a real-sounding, but totally FAKE user name? Complete and utter BS. Oh I'm sure the WTS has been seeing a mass exodus for some time now, but what they can do about it? Absolutely nothing. The younger generation are hip to technology and research info on everything on their smartphones. Knowledge is power, and no matter what the jw.borg cannot close Pandora's box now. They are slowly bleeding to death, and since no transfusions are allowed, they are going to croak. The internet cuts deeper into them with each passing hour, day, week, month. Seriously......look around at the congregations. How many under the age of 35 are left? Once the kiddo's hit age 18, they are GONE, never to turn. The local congregations around here might as well be geriatric convolescent mental homes, as that's all that are left. No wonder the Governing Body are making the money grab.

Last person out, turn off the old light.

- Wing Commander

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Elder's School: 2015 KMS Program

by pixel in

good morning.

want to attend?.

kingdom ministry school.

WingCommander

And Jesus name isn't even mentioned ONCE in this outline. Fine Shephards, indeed. Pfffffhttt.

- Wing Commander

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CO's visit ends with a bombshell!!!

by nowwhat? in

at the end of his final talk he said of the gb: they are telling the higher ups , "start getting ready we're not going to be around much longer!

" and we expect the angels to release the four winds any day now!

" my first thought was why are you building a corporate country club then?!

WingCommander

TRANSLATION: We NEED your MONEY! Give us your money, ALL of it! Headquarters NEEDS to be finished, pronto!

The WatchTower money grab has never been so prevelent as it has in recent times. It's a real site to behold from afar.

- Wing Commander

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Audrey Mock Knorr Hyde And Where Are We Going?

by ctrwtf in

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i've been thinking about audrey mock knorr hyde since i heard about her death some weeks ago.

i met her while at watchtower farms in the early eighties.

i knew her second husband glen before alzheimers really began to take its toll.

WingCommander

What, you haven't heard? Mark Sanderson is one hip dude! Apparently he likes to dance with the hottest young delegates at the International Conventions!! Being a GB Member today is waaaaaay different than decades past, because to be one of the octo-Popes today means you are a freakin' Rock Star that is revered and worshipped and gushed out over wherever you go! You think Mark Sanderson is a VIRGIN? Hahahahahaha! - Sucker! I bet that porkly, bald headed social retard gets more blow jobs than Hugh Heffner! He annointes them with his oil, than blesses and kisses them.

And Tony Morris? He's livin' large on the Sheeple's dime, yo! Nothing but tailored suits and Rolex watches as he entertains Caleb & Sophia on his lap like Walt Disney. And the food! You think the GB Members eat the same shitty cafeteria food that the grunts eat? Hahahahaha! One look at how rotund they all are, tells me they have lunch and dinner brought in from some of NYC's finest restaraunts. Those guys are living the high life.....flying 1st class, and laughing all the way to the bank as they reap the rewards of the flock's gullability.

- Wing Commander

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I phones...I dont understand it?

by new hope and happiness in

is it worth queing two weeks for a phone?

i mean why que two weeks for something we already have a phone?.

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WingCommander

Our first family computer circa 1981 or so was a Texas Instruments TI-99. This was followed by a Commodore 64. Never had Apple products at home, but my elementary school had a "computer lab" that was filled with Apple IIe's. They worked flawlessly, and put my home computers to shame.

Today, my son's school is filled with iMac's with 24" screens. Every teacher is given an iPhone and Macbook air. Starting in 9th grade, students are assigned iPads, and these follow the student thru their high school career. They hand them back into the school at the end of each year. Homework is saved on their iClouds or google docs.

- Wing Commander

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My Mom Hopes I Die Before The Great Tribulation Comes

by minimus in

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she told me that yesterday and i just chuckled.. .

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WingCommander

Spot, roll over.....roll over.....roll over for momma. Thata boy! Now fetch mommy her .357 magnum. Go on.....get it! Sick that Smith & Wesson. Good boooy.....good boy! Put your head on momma's lap...go on....put it on momma's lap! Now close your eyes. Good boooy. Now....Die Spot, Die! Good boy.

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More WTS cash-grabbing: "Funds on Deposit" program for Circuits

by sir82 in

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at a recent circuit assembly "business meeting" for elders, a new program was announced: "funds on deposit".. here's how it works:.

each circuit determines a "floor" and a "ceiling" for an amount to hold in their circuit checking account.

when the "ceiling" amount is exceeded, the amount above the threshold is wired to the wts and held by them.. if the circuit checking account drops below the "floor" amount, the circuit can send a request to the wts to request that some of their "funds on deposit" be returned to them so that their checking account resumes a "safe" level.. as explained by the elder explaining the program,, "in other words, the branch is acting exactly like a bank - the circuit will make deposits and withdrawals as needed.

WingCommander

@ OntheWayOut:

Wow! Your experience is VERY telling as to what the priorities are for this so-called "Christian" religion, huh? Screw sending your excess funds to another congregation in need, WE (Mother) will decide how your own donations are spent, so send it to us to put into our coffers! Wow.....just.....wow. Every time I hear an experience like that from someone like a former Elder, etc....it confirms that I made the correct decision not to stay in this money-grubbing, hateful CULT.

- Wing Commander