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Stress relief game..!!

by breeze in

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great game...fun sight....not for the faint of heart..... http://www.steakandcheese.com/exes-dd.html.

27th exe file down is binladenshootout.exe....700k....fun stuff get to shoot bin laden in a 7-11.....

Yizuman

I don't trust .exe (executables) files, so if you're going to download the file, be sure to run an anti-virus scan first before opening it.

Yizuman

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Why on earth do boys..............................

by Jesika in

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friends

think that farting and burping are sooooooooo funny????????

my son will be 9 in jan and my bf's nephew is the same age only 2 weeks later than my son's birthday.

my son (jessie) and chris (the nephew) stayed over for a couple days.

Yizuman

I am sitting here minding my own business with the dog at my feet. What is that nasty smell? The dog is farting silent but deadly farts. The dog is a male. I am beginning to see a connection...
Robyn

Good doggie! Here's a Scooby Snack!

Yizuman

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Favorite Simpson Quotes

by Yizuman in

hello gang .

thought i share some of my favorite quotes of the simpsons..... homer:.

homer's 32 doh's (that's right, 32, using my closed caption on my tv, i counted 32 when he went down from the skateboard off the cliff while trying to stop bart from doing a dangerous stunt).

Yizuman

Hello gang

Thought I share some of my favorite quotes of the Simpsons....

Homer:

Homer's 32 Doh's (That's right, 32, using my closed caption on my TV, I counted 32 when he went down from the skateboard off the cliff while trying to stop Bart from doing a dangerous stunt)

HOMER: No TV and no beer make Homer something, something.....
MARGE: Go crazy???
HOMER: Dont Mind If I DO!!!!!!!

Hello! Operator, give me the number for 911!!!

Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood sucking monsters always wanting more, More, MORE!!!

Now, what is a wedding? The websters dictionary describes a wedding as, "The process of removing weeds from ones garden".

Bart:

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again...

Oh my God... the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

Some Bart Chalkboard Quotes:

I will not aim for the head.
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
I will not snap bras.
My name is not Dr. Death.
I will not bury the new kid.
A burp is not an answer.
I will not eat things for money.
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
No one is interested in my underpants.

Bart Prank Calls to Moe:

Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?Wait a minute...
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!

Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!Oh, wait a minute...Jacques Strap
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!

Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!Oh, wait a minute...
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!

Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?Customer: "Yeah, we sure have!"
All Customers laughing!
"Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!"

Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!There is a Hugh Jass at Moe's; he takes the call

Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?Barney says "You sure do!"
Oh...it's you, isn't it?
Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!

Yizuman

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Links at the bottom of site gone! Why?

by Yizuman in

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friends

why has simon removed freeminds.org and other sites off this forum?.

is there a reason for that?.

just curious.... yizuman.

Yizuman

Nah, I prefer to think of it this way, you're not reading the information presented to you in a "timely
fashion"(TM)

I'm not??

Yizuman

Edited by - Yizuman on 31 December 2002 1:7:32

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Links at the bottom of site gone! Why?

by Yizuman in

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friends

why has simon removed freeminds.org and other sites off this forum?.

is there a reason for that?.

just curious.... yizuman.

Yizuman

"you are causing divisions on the board Yizuman, if you continue you will be removed from the board"

GASP! I'm re-enforcing Independent Thinking! Oh forgive me everyone! Forgive me Simon!

Yizuman

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Links at the bottom of site gone! Why?

by Yizuman in

jw
friends

why has simon removed freeminds.org and other sites off this forum?.

is there a reason for that?.

just curious.... yizuman.

Yizuman

Why has Simon removed Freeminds.org and other sites off this forum?

Is there a reason for that?

Just curious...

Yizuman

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Why on earth do boys..............................

by Jesika in

jw
friends

think that farting and burping are sooooooooo funny????????

my son will be 9 in jan and my bf's nephew is the same age only 2 weeks later than my son's birthday.

my son (jessie) and chris (the nephew) stayed over for a couple days.

Yizuman

Hey Yiz you on a roll or something?? LOL (beans maybe? LOL)

How did you know????

Yizuman

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Why on earth do boys..............................

by Jesika in

jw
friends

think that farting and burping are sooooooooo funny????????

my son will be 9 in jan and my bf's nephew is the same age only 2 weeks later than my son's birthday.

my son (jessie) and chris (the nephew) stayed over for a couple days.

Yizuman

Can't hear these too well even when I had my headphones on cranked up full, I heard some farting sounds that I thought it was funny...others I can't make out at all.

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