Posts by integ

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I'm leaving....

by funkyderek in

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...but only for three weeks.

(yeah, i know, i didn't fool anybody!).

i'm going to brazil with my girlfriend on monday.

What If: What if the GB said Armagedon has started?

by Singing Man in

well, i guess look around and see if it really did or not first.

then if it has i would roll in a ball and kiss my ass good bye.

but if has not i would laugh my ass of again.

Actually if we count the years between Jesus' resurrection, and we divide it in half, and compare it logarithmically with the anti typical wheatlike chaff class, and it's atypical seedling, as represented by it's modern day counterpart, which we can only assume is the restored rebellious anti-typical Melchizadek class, we can note a glorious foregleam of the atypical, chafflike, modern day counterpart, of the loyally submissive, Boaz class, which was obviously last weeks Circuit Assembly.

Integ.

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WITNESS NUMBERS HAVE TO BE GOING DOWN.

by integ in

my mother attended the special one day assembly program saturday, and told me that there were 5 people getting baptized.

now i would think that at least 10 times that amount have either left the org.

during that time, or been disfellowshipped from the congregations in the circuit.

integ

My Mother attended the special one day assembly program Saturday, and told me that there were 5 people getting baptized. Now I would think that at least 10 times that amount have either left the org. during that time, or been disfellowshipped from the congregations in the circuit. So... "is'nt it the course of wisdom" to assume that the numbers, at least in this circuit, were going down a lot? I would tend to think so. My mom said one of the speakers talked about heart conditions, and how we should be more concerned with the state of our "spiritual" heart condition than our physical heart. And that Jehovah is the great "Spiritual Cardiologist".

Integ.

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What's happened to the preaching work?

by Dark Knight in

something happened the other night that got me thinking.

i met a christian in one of the local malls and he did the usual preaching about jesus routine, trying to convince me that i am a sinner and how i need jesus and all that jazz.

he wasn't a jw, but rather he was from one of the local revivalist churches.. now what i'm thinking is that i've been out of the org for almost three years now.

integ

I think the witnesses would GLADLY just pay a certain amount of money every month just to GET OUT OF going out in service. I'm surprised the borg has'nt endorsed that as an alternative to going door to door. This way the borg still get's their money, and the hapless door knockers no longer have to go out. They could make something up like a person is still SUPPORTING the kingdom work by doing that, and they probably would make a lot more money this way.

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How Many Vehicles does the WT own in New york?

by Gerard in

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i bet more than you think...there is a fee of $5 for each search that you make with the dial-in service.. http://www.nydmv.state.ny.us/dialin.htm

integ

I don't know, but however many they have, I wish they would get in and drive off a cliff.

Integ.

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How many people think district conventions are good places to meet chicks ?

by ambush23 in

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integ

If you're a single brother and a pioneer, then it's a great place. But don't think you're gonna switch 'em around to your way of thinking (if you're harboring apostate ideas that is).

Integ.

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Armageddon's not coming / The Cubs aren't going to the World Series...

by logansrun in

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...my life's been one pipe dream after another.. shocked, yet.............not.. bradley from chicago

integ

Logan,

You realize that your "ungodly" interest in sports will only take you away from the only thing that brings lasting satisfaction..."The Preaching Work". Just thought i'd warn you.

Integ.

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How do you feel about privacy?

by iiz2cool in

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ever wonder why you are asked for information when you make a purchase?

i've been asked for all kinds of things, like my name, phone number, postal code, etc.

once i made a cash purchase at radio shack.

integ

I don't like it.

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SECRET INFO FROM ANNUAL MEETING.

by integ in

i received this e-mail from a friend of a friend of a friend who was at the secret annual meeting.

hi brothers and sisters,.

our 2004 year text, matt.

integ

I received this E-mail from a friend of a friend of a friend who was at the secret annual meeting. Here it is:

Hi Brothers and Sisters,

Our 2004 year text, Matt. 24:42, is very timely indeed. As Brother Barr pointed out in his talk, even among us there is NOT A SENSE OF READINESS, as we are always sidetracked by the lures of this system of things. At the annual meeting yesterday Bro. Barr gave a wonderful talk on the new year text which is: Matthew 24:42, (this part only) "Keep on the watch,.....Prove yourselves ready," He spoke about no one knowing the day or hour, only the Father. Therefore the admonition to be ready at anytime or any day. He emphasized that in Noah's day they took no note. They said that even among Jehovah's people there is not a sense of readiness. We are getting side-tracked due to the fact that the end has not come yet. We need to strengthen one another. This reminds me of today's lesson, paragraph 18, "As we walk with God, He delivers us from Satan's world, guides us by means of His word and His Organization, and protects us as a group when we are under attack by opposers. We thus have ample reason to hold on tightly to the hand of our heavenly Father as we walk with him through stormy final leg of journey to something far greater than the ancient promised land- God's righteous new world".

Your Brother,

Jeff

--How spiritually refreshing.

Integ.

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Who are the A/As on the board?

by starfish422 in

not alcoholics anonymous, mind you.

:) atheists/agnostics.

i know there are some of us here; who's with me?

integ

I believe in Ted Jaracz.