Goshawk
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What song or line from a song bests describes your time as a JW?????
by karter inwaisted days and waisted nites.. freddy fender..
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Aliens/Demons
by DATA-DOG injust curious, am i the only one who considers the possibility that " demons " may be " aliens".
or that aliens are other races who have sided with demons, and that we are going to see some serious " war of the worlds " stuff, vaporization included?
maybe there are other races of beings giving the governments help or influencing them?
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Would they pile into the saucer
Find Orlando's rat and hug it?
Go screaming through the universe
Just to get McNuggets?They're not here they"re not comming.
Its statistically more likely to be time travel by our descendants than intergalactic travel to a backwater like this.
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Old People ask....?
by dreamgolfer inthis is wide open for all - lets have fun!.
i will start -.
question # 1) why dont my children come see me any more?.
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An older gentleman,during the meeting, mutters to himself, "I need to see the doc about this silent gas."
His wife's hakes her head, leans over next to him and says, "We probably should replace the batteries in your hearing aide first".
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Hells Angel dub
by Farkel ina hells angel studied with the dubs and progressed until he was ready for field service.
the local elder decided to accompany him on his first trip in the field.
the hells angels wannabe dub had bought a suit, white shirt and tie and when he put it on, it covered up all his body ink except that on his neck and the swastikas and skull and crossbones all over his face, and on his hands and wrists.. they go to the first door and the householder says, "yes?
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Goshawk
Reminded me of the mafia cappo that was studying. Field service was a series of offers people couldn't refuse.
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Maybe Cain had a hearing problem ...
"No Cain, I said 'virgin' not vegan!"
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Yes the WT Told Millions of Youth NO COLLEGE!!
by JT in*** watchtower september 1 1975 p.543 questions from readers *** .
how many years of secular education are advisable for children in christian households?
today, there are many teenage baptized servants of jehovah... how far should they go with a secular education?
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Goshawk
Herbert is that you?
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Yes the WT Told Millions of Youth NO COLLEGE!!
by JT in*** watchtower september 1 1975 p.543 questions from readers *** .
how many years of secular education are advisable for children in christian households?
today, there are many teenage baptized servants of jehovah... how far should they go with a secular education?
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Sorry double post.
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The ten best ways to disrupt a District Assembly:
by czarofmischief in1. have an apostate food truck outside with free burritos and shasta cola.. 2. wear a smurf costume and run across the stage.. 3. bikini car wash across the street.. 4. have an old-school breakdancing session on the corner, cardboard and all.
bonus if you do it on a mat made of watchtowers and primary colored book covers.. 5. have a garage sale or flea market in the neighborhood during the afternoon session.. 6. sit in the audience and applaud everything that anybody says - try to get a standing ovation for each sentence of the closing prayer.. 7. put a recording of rap, heavy metal, or other forbidden music on instead of the kingdom melodies.. 8. get fifty of your friends to walk around in the stadium during the session, holding signs that say, "louder please!
" and "take your shirt off!
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Volunteer to translate real time only your translation is old light.
Laser pointers are a hoot, easily hidden. One could be sequestered in the spine of a bible and used to distract the speaker, especially in a stadium setting where the audience is at a higher elevation to the speaker.
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The Great Tribulation is picking up speed!!!!!!!!!!!!
by unbaptized inthe tribulation is really starting to speed up it's pace.
i just read that atleast 3 types of animal and plant life go extinct every hour.
global warming threatens the entire planet, crimes against women and children are at a all time high, honeybees dying off for unexplained reasons, the threat of nuclear war, the ravage of infectious disease.
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Could it be that the universe is expanding faster that the "cut by no hands" stone is hurtling?
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The Great Tribulation is picking up speed!!!!!!!!!!!!
by unbaptized inthe tribulation is really starting to speed up it's pace.
i just read that atleast 3 types of animal and plant life go extinct every hour.
global warming threatens the entire planet, crimes against women and children are at a all time high, honeybees dying off for unexplained reasons, the threat of nuclear war, the ravage of infectious disease.
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Still not up to speed? Must be a defective governor. ;-)