I went on a cruise for my honeymoon, and we were pretty much half tanked most of the time, so I woulda been plenty ready for that iceberg. I also have a story about a friend who was extremly sloshed one time and ran his car into a lightpole, when he saw the flashing lights in the distance he panicked and took off. He was headed to his friends house, but it was on the other side of the Arkansas River. He swam it in the middle of winter, drunk, and made it safely to the other side. Now meadow does not endorse either drinking and driving, or swimming while drunk, but you have to admit, people can do some strange things with a little alcohol in them sometimes.
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WHAT WOULD U HAVE DONE ON THE TITANIC?
by Mary inlets say you were born prior to the 20th century and found yourself on the titanic on the night of april 14, 1912. your a male.
all the lifeboats are either going or have gone.
what would you have done in order to try and survive?
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JWs at my door
by larc inabout two months ago, two witnesses showed up at my door - the first visit in over 10 years.
they were nicely dressed in suits - two men in their mid to late 30's.
the one doing the talking presented the magazines.
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I found this gem of a story on the internet. I thought it might work if you were just trying to get rid of them.
I think the Jehovah's Witness people already have me on their list. A fast story about a Witness encounter. Years ago, when I was married to my first wife, I was trapped on the front porch of the house by a Witness. I am not the kind of guy who would turn the dog on the guy, even though I had a dog who would make lunch out of the guy. We were getting dressed to go to a wedding. I was ready to go and Lorraine was still trying to figure out which truckload of makeup to use on her face. She was not even close to being dressed. I will say, though, that I thought she looked fine in underwear. Well, after about 20 minutes this Witness guy was still bending my ear. At this point Lorraine walks out of the house onto the porch wearing only a black bra and panties and says to me, "We better get out of here before your wife comes home." I think the Witness set his shoes on fire trying to get away from the house in a hurry. This is a true story.
Even though the marriage went in the garbage, I still enjoy the story. The second wife is working out much better, but I don't think she would walk out on the porch in her underwear.
Enjoy your show, Paul Puglies
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Oh my Scully-that is so funny!
Disclaimer-items in teapot may seem larger than they are!hahahaha
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J.W's and Divorce
by meadow77 init has become apparent to me, through many of your stories that jw's seem to have a hard time staying with their spouses who leave the borg.
i was wondering if this is just a case by case thing or are they in fact encouraged to leave spouses who no longer believes.
it seems strange that they would encourage that seeing as how we are instructed to stay in marriages even with a non-believer if they are happy to stay in the marriage.
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Urminds-First of all we are not just talking about disfellowship, we are talking about people who chose to leave the JW's on their own. Secondly what if the spouse was disfellowshiped for say smoking, not adultery? Then what do you say?
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(Apostate Music) Birmingham 6 - Die For Jehovah
by obiefernandez ini'm rather surprised that nobody has ever posted about birmingham 6, a european industrial act from the late 90s.
they are ex-witnesses and their tracks are the closest thing to "apostate music" that i have ever heard.
unfortunately, i haven't been able to find much information about them on the web, but their albums are still available.
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Kingdom Hall (Print the Lyrics)
So glad to see you
So glad you're here
Come here beside me now
We can clear inhibition away
All inhibitions
Throw them away
And when we dance like this
Like we've never been dancin' before
Chorus:
Oh, they were swingin'
Down at Kingdom Hall
Oh, bells were ringin'
Down at the Kingdom Hall
A choir was singin'
Down at the Kingdom Hall
Hey, liley, liley, liley
Hey, liley, liley, low
Do do do do do do, do
Do do do do do do
Do do do do do do, do
Do do do do do do
Good body music
Brings you right here
Free flowin' motion now
When we're shakin' it out on the floor
Good rockin' music
Down in your shoes
And when we dance like this
Like we've never been dancin' before
Repeat Chorus
Down at the Kingdom Hall
They were havin' a party
They were havin' a ball
Bells were ringing out
And the choir was singin'
Hey, liley, liley, liley
Hey, liley, liley, low
Do do, do do, do do, do do
Sugar was there
Did you see Sugar
Down at the Kingdom Hall
Sugar was tough
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JWs at my door
by larc inabout two months ago, two witnesses showed up at my door - the first visit in over 10 years.
they were nicely dressed in suits - two men in their mid to late 30's.
the one doing the talking presented the magazines.
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Happy Man- I read your link and I can't stop LMAO. You are hilarious and I can only hope that one day you will be able to see a pile of dookie for what it is, a pile of dookie. The JW's can back peddle all they want. but the facts speak for themselves.
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Panic when visitors arrive
by Elsewhere ini recall several instances when a "stranger" walked into the hall in the middle of the meeting.
it never failed... everyone in the hall would turn around and look at the person with shock and bewilderment.
a sense of unease would pass across the entire audience.. all available elders would then run to meet the person and "interrogate" him to make sure he wasn't there to crash the meeting.. ahhh yes... can't you feel the love?.
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How strange! So they must have a we'll come to you, don't come to us approach to evangelizing Huh? You know what I always wondered? Why do JW's have to go to a certain congregation, depending on where they live? What happens if you go to a different hall one Sunday?
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A System to STOP the Preaching Work?
by NeonMadman inas i was sitting in my living room staring at my christmas tree the other day, for some reason, my mind turned to a possible way for householders who don't want jw's to call on them to get them to stop once and for all.
i'm not sure whether it would work or not.
now, we know that putting oneself on the "do not call" list doesn't work, because they will continue to call at least once a year to determine whether the householder's "circumstances have changed".
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I like your idea, but I think it's much more satisfying to say something like "hey are you guys still around? I thought the end of the world came in 1975" And then hand them some silent lamb material. Or better yet, pull an Orbiting the Sun's brother and burn their material. HAhahahhahaha
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OK, What did Y'all get?
by CC Ryder inwhat was under your tree this morning?.
it's snowing here in tn.
which is what i wanted!!!.
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I recieved tons of bath goodies, perfume from Victorias Secret, a past, present, and future ring from my husband, and two count em two crockpots. Oh and a kit to do my own acrylic nails. But what I enjoyed most was the flu I got(Notttt)
Prisca-I am sorry to hear about the loser that broke up with you. That certainly shows no couth. I broke up with a bofriend once on Christmas Eve, we got in a huge fight, it sucked! Keep yer head up girl!
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Kids say the craziest things
by meadow77 inmy bestfriend has a four year old adorable little girl.
anyway a couple of days before christmas, she(the four year old) had said something about santa and how he knows everything, and whether we are good or not.
my bestfriend replied that yes santa knew alot, but asked her if she knew who it was that really knew everything.
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My bestfriend has a four year old adorable little girl. Anyway a couple of days before Christmas, She(the four year old) had said something about Santa and how he knows everything, and whether we are good or not. My bestfriend replied that yes Santa knew alot, but asked her if she knew who it was that really knew everything. Her little girl looked up to the sky and said "God" Her mom told her "that's right, and he's the only one who really knows when we are good and bad" She said that without missing a beat, her little girl said "but, what if he's laughing really hard at a joke though,and can't see when we are bad, like this" And then preceded to laugh really hard and squint her eyes shut. Priceless. Anybody else have stories of kids and their unique brand of logic?