Ash figured he'd be better off trying to keep Zara off his mind. He went and got the morning paper off the doorstep and brought it back to the table. The headline read "Jehovazoids declare intergalactic battle on Earth". Ash wasn't surprised. The Jehovazoids were always pissing off the American government with their alien cross-breeding experiments. So far, 114 humans had been artificially inseminated with alien sperm.
Just then, the phone rang. Ash jumped a little as the ring from his rotary phone had frightened him. He picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Ash, It's Turner!"
Turner was Ash's good friend who was helping the American government build weaponds in preparation for the intergalactic battle.
"Listen Ash, I need a really big favor. Do you have any cloves?"....