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  If Jehovah could tell Noah he Would Use Water To Destroy People, Why can't He tell Us what Will be Used At Armageddon?

  by african GB Member in

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  any ideas?.

  gb.

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  Because Jehovah's a jerk.
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  Do Jehovah's Witnesses practice common courtesy?

  by asilentone in

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  Or course JWs are courteous. They're trying to save our lives. They're using a really STUPID method to do it, but they are trying to save us.
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  Humourous and Inspirational Church Sign Messages

  by Heaven in

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  2. humour

  our little evangelical church has a sign out front and often times has funny or inspirational messages.

  i really like the current one which is:.

  by his wounds .

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  The Son shines on... some damn thing I can't remember.

  So much for my contribution to this thread.
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  Armageddon came invisibly and guess what happened to JWN

  by rebel8 in

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  2. friends

  welcome back, cognac and gregor.

  i'm afraid you're a little too late.

  armageddon has come, invisibly of course.. the society has made a few changes to the leadership structure.

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  I wanted a pet zombie, but that stupid Jehovah resurrected him :(
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  Revalations interpritations and shit!

  by wary in

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  2. bible

  is the wtbts explanation of revalation realistic?.

  [apart from the obvious 144k crap and trumpet blasts symbolizing conventions].

  do others have similar beliefs and interpret the wild beast etc similarly or is it unique to them.. is it a realistic interpritation?.

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  ...am I the only one who was disappointed by this thread? From the thread title, I fully expected to see a red Revelation Climax book with a turd sitting on top.
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  Should I renew my Norton subscription?

  by frozen one in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my norton security sub exprires in a couple of weeks.

  i've heard a lot of negatives about norton mostly about the resources norton gobbles up which slows down everything else.

  my computer does seem to be be a bit pokey at times.

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  I love it when my friends get me to fix their computer. Usually they have Norton installed which is at least 1/2 of the problem. Once I remove it, their computer's performance has a noticeable improvement.

  I don't use any AV software. You don't need it when you run Linux.
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  ...Radical New Canadian Sewer System!!...

  by OUTLAW in

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  i`m looking for a new home in the canadian mountains..so i`m out checking houses..one house in particular caught my attention.............it`s an older home,with a river in the back..about 600 ft down....a frigg`n cliff!!..lol!

  !....it has an interesting sewer system..you flush a toilet and the waste go`s down into a pipe..the pipe run`s along the bottom of the house,to the back of the house..the pipe ends at the back of the house and hangs..open..600ft above the river bank..the "poop" just shoots out the back of the house and falls 600 ft to it`s death!!..lol!

  !................on the way down you can hear the "poop" scream!.........i think the theory is behind this sewer system is:to scare the shit out of the poop,before it hits the rocks 600 ft below....

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  Youtube video of flying poop, please.
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  Did Adam & Eve have bellybuttons?

  by Colton in

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  discuss..

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  Do men have less ribs than women?
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  Would you clone your child?

  by sammielee24 in

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  2. friends

  this is only part of the story..too long to copy..but it raises the question of cloning.

  human to human cloning has been done but how do we feel about animal to human cloning?

  are centaurs really a fairy tale or a possibility?

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  I'd like to clone myself. I'm so damn good looking, and there should be more of me :)
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  Bluray DVD take over! Have you seen one? It killed VHS and HD movies! Is DVD next?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  here in australia vhs tapes are dead!

  my blockbuster video threw out all there tapes and started promoting bluray movies...in feb 2008 hd players and movies ceased production making bluray the new standard for the future!

  i just got one and its awesome in picture and sound.

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  Nosferatu

  Blu-Ray is a Sony product. I hate Sony products and will do my best to avoid buying Sony anything. 3 1/2" floppies were garbage too (good riddance).