NO, they dunked his head in the crapper! lol! :)
Queenie45
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Converted in Prison JW Molester To Be Released
by blondie inhttp://www.appeal-democrat.com/121202/121202hpk12wolfenbarger.shtml
thursday, december 12, 2002 .
convicted rapist seeks parole.
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Kids Say the Darndest Things! Please Read This
by Funchback init feels good.
for the first time i was going to have a big part.
then it was time to go to bed and wait for santa.
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Queenie45
Ok, first off, the JW kid seems to be describing the memorial which does not even take place around Christmas! But then, I guess the only way the this kid could possibly have really had "FUN!" as they had claimed after describing such a B-O-R-Ing ceremony, is that little one must have had a few nips at the ol' wine! & who could blame 'em? lol! ;)
hugs, queenie
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12 DAYS OFCHRISTMAS THE USA's NEW VERSION! :)
by Queenie45 in1.4 % annual cost of living increase.
my president gave to the state of cali.. 160% p g & e monthly rate increase.
1.4% annual cost of living increase.
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Queenie45
THE INCOMEPASSIONATE DISCONSERATIVES
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
Dec. 2002 by L. AyersOn the 1st day of Christmas
My President gave to Iraq...
A great BIG, dirty nuke up the ass!
On the 2nd day of Christmas
My President gave to the USA...
$12+ Billion in budget cuts
And a great BIG, dirty nuke up the Ass!
On the 3rd day of Christmas
My President gave to the folks on Social Security
1.4 % annual cost of living increase
$12+ Billion in budget cuts
And a great Big, dirty NUKE up the ASS!
On the 4th day of Christmas
My President gave to the state of Cali.
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 5th day of Christmas
My President gave to the Chinese
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 6th day of Christmas
My President gave to the Black Panthers & the Jewish Defense League
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 7th day of Christmas
My President gave to the citizens of the USA
7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 8th day of Christmas
My President gave to his Ho Condoleza...
8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores
7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 9th day of Christmas
My President gave to his wife...
9 rolls of designer, perfumed butt wipes
8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores
7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 10th day of Christmas
My President gave to his V.P. Chaney...
10 lbs. of horse meat ala Mc Ds
9 rolls of designer, perfumed butt wipes
8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores
7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 11th day of Christmas
My President gave to his buddy Billy G...
11 Born-again, teenage prostitutes cell phone numbers
10 lbs. of horse meat ala Mc Ds
9 rolls of designer, perfumed butt wipes
8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores
7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 12th day of Christmas
My President gave to ME...
12 shares of Enron
11 Born-again, teenage prostitutes cell phone numbers
10 lbs. of horse meat ala Mc Ds
9 rolls of designer, perfumed butt wipes
8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores
7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
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Twas the Night BEfore Christmas...(revised)
by Queenie45 intwas the night before christmas...old santa was pissed!
he cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
miserable little brats, ungreatful little jerks...
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Queenie45
Twas the Night Before Christmas...Old Santa was Pissed!
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungreatful little jerks...
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year. Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
The elves wnat more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS!
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--They all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits!
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembing dolls..their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo-yos--No request for them
They want computers and robots...like I'm IBM!
Flying through the air..dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quiting this job..there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year
Now you know the reason
I found me a blonde, I'm goin' south for the season!
This was just too funny NOT to share! lol!
hugs, queenie
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Jan Groenveld Testimony
by cherjcd infor those of you who knew jan groenveld i have just posted her testimony on our audio tapes of the month page at http://www.jwinfoline.com/page/audio_tapes_of_month.htm you may be interested to hear what she went through as a jw.
enjoy!
cheryledited by - cherjcd on 8 december 2002 1:39:52.
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Queenie45
Thank You Cheryl VERY MUCH for posting this! It was so wonderful for us to finally get to hear Jan Speak. Lisa and I enjoyed getting to listen. Jan will be missed greatly.
hugs, queenie
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COMMENTS YOU WILL NOT HEAR AT THE 12-8-02 WT STUDY
by blondie incomments you will not hear at the 12-8-02 wt study .
october 15, 2002 wt, page 13 .
( red highlighted comments are wts ; rest is mine other than titles and subtitles).
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Queenie45
Yes, the WTS drivle is not missed by me one bit! lol!
Hope you have a Merry Christmas. We are trying to get over colds/flu? Hopefully we will be well in time for Christmas.
I would like to attend Sikh service here locally asap after enjoying their parade down our street my interest has been peeked. Should be interesting experience at the least. Maybe if I convert I will start handing out literature to the JWs! :)
hugs, queenie
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A very brief history of Soviet Communism
by refiners fire into have a cult, and have a reason to fabricate history (my own personal special interest) first of all you need a totalistic belief to create your cult around.
soviet communism was built around a doctrine called "marxism".
a utopian doctrine which came to be applied in a totalistic manner.
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Queenie45
Why do people in the USA argue about such foolish things as how Communism is so awful and the Jews are supposedly so priveledged still in Russia?
How about arguing on topics that actually have to do with we folks in the USA and UK, like why people like G.W. Bush and his Corporate SS Cronies are allowed to continue to destroy not only the planet earth and our air, water, and trees, but also are allowed to systematically destroy what is left of the individual freemdoms and liberties suppposedly promised all Americans? Also why not argue about how fabulous this whole "Capitalistic" utopia has been working out for anyone middle class on down for the past 40 years or so, huh?
In case your rose-colored USA patriotic designer sunglasses should have you blind to the above, take them off awhile, watch the people around you, ALL people, even the ones in card board boxes, also try taking a look see at the stock market and biz. reports. Paying special attention to what the BUSHES own stock in and what all has been making a BIG Profit since 9-11!!! Now, that ought to get those poor frozen brain cells to workin'!
oh, and if anyone has the sadly worn out & pathetic comeback "america, love it or leave" do not bother, if anyone should leave it it should be anyone that would be stupid enough to think of something like that as a comeback for what has been pointed out in this post above, for obviously such a lame brain is not helping to make this county any better!
Sincerely,
Lisa , (Linda aka: queenie's daughter :)
PS. If wondering why I posted under my mum's member name, it is because this site does not make it easy to sign in and out of each of our member names/accounts.
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Attention Anyone Interested In Buddhism
by Cicatrix inon monday, some tibetan monks will be giving a presentation at our college.
there will be a blessing ceremony and a lecture followed by a question and answer session regarding buddhism.. i plan to attend, as i would like to hear more about buddhism straight from the horse's mouth.
if any of you have any questions that you would like me to ask for you if i get the chance, please post them before monday morning.just be aware-i will not ask the monks if they wear underwear under their robes:).
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Queenie45
Here is another interesting Religion to check out sometime.
Sikh Mediawatch & Resource Task Force Website
We had a whole bunch of the Sikhs marching, dancing, and singing up and down our street celebrating their religions' 533rd year and they handed out fruit and cans of soda to everyone standing on the sides of the street. It was the best thing to ever happen in this neighborhood! :) They also handed out small pamphlets with the above website addy on it.
After reading your post, thought you might want to learn more about these folks too, as we did.
Happy Learning!
hugs, queenie
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5 Worst things About JWs
by SwedishChef in1. it's a big surprise if they give you a direct answer.. 2. if you corner them they will resort to one of three things: 1) say the scripture is a bad translation (of course the verses they quote are always perfect translations); 2) they change the subject; 3) they start playing word games with you.. 3. many of them view traditions and other writings by famous jws as having more authority than the word of god.. 4. their doctrine completely conflicts with bible doctrine.. 5. the watchtower is their head (athough the bible says christ is the head of the church)
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Queenie45
5 Worst Things About JWs By Lisa and mum Linda "Queenie"
1. They answer all questions in a manner much like a politician, by the time they are done spouting off various bible quotes that seldom have anything to do with the initial question, you have forgotten what the hell you asked to begin with!
2. They offer rides to the transportationally challenged "newcomers" and "service Workers" only to use the riding time to give the 3rd degree to any poor soul trapped wihtin their car, or to those they are sure have been indoctrinated, they show just how dysfuntional their "perfect little family" can be in the privacy of a car or van.
3. They only ask you a question if they are sure you won't answer it the way they do not want you to. Raise your hand after answering a few questions not as it is advised in your WTS publications, then raise your hand again and see how fast they call on you again, PS. Don't Hold Your Breath!
4. They think that a child under 5 can sit still for 2 hours straight without making a sound, and if such is not the case, said child will get it's ass halled to the bathroom swiftly along with the typical JW TOOL Kit (i.e., 1 Wooden Spoon, 1 Thick Belt (Buckle Optional) Handkerchiefs (for stuffing in the kids mouth so as to not distrub the quite outside the bathroom of horrors) and for those more advanced JW Pioneer Abusers whom are above any reproach, 1-2 Sharp #2 Lead Pencils for stabbing your child in the leg or arm with when they wiggle too much).
5. They think that enterainment is getting a big bunch of VERY Boring speach makers together to speak for hours on end in an outdoor area in the middle of a heatwave demanding that all be wearing their most uncomfortable "theocratic wear." (i.e., Cheap polyester suits and ties, for the males, ankle length school marm dresses/skirts & shirts for the females, Dame Edna Dresses for all females over the age of 50 are also acceptable).
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The Kingdom of God is Within?
by Queenie45 inif the "kingdom of god is within"
and "the law is written up the hearts of the righteous",
why can't the obvious follow...
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Queenie45
If the "kingdom of God is within"
and "the Law is written up the hearts of the righteous",
etc., etc.,
why can't the obvious follow...
We need no Messiah to come down out fo the clouds to save us, OUR MESSIAH IS IN US not Outside of us
Thus,
We must save ourselves for WE ARE OUR MESSIAH!
Regardless of whether or not this BIble STORY of the Person Jesus Christ is 100% factual or not, if one reads the entire words attributed to JC and ONLY JC, one can see the OBVIOUS MESSAGE OF JESUS was just that, when the End comes, Only You can save Yourself, Not Manmade Relgions, nor Corp./ Politcal organizations! :)