punkofnice: or maybe "I Like Book Bags" to the tune of Sir Mix-a-Lot's smash hit "I Like Big Butts"
I like book bags and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a sister walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a plump book bag in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that bag was stuffed
Deep with the 'zines she's carry'n
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna preach with you
And get your number
(Family worship night)
Baby, can I get with you?
(Family worship night) My homeboys tried to warn me
But that book bag you got makes me so horny