Posts by gitasatsangha

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Things You Have to Believe to Be a Republican Today:

by darkuncle29 in

things you have to believe to be a republican today:.

1. being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,.

unless you're a conservative radio host.

gitasatsangha

Bendrr man,

Long time no see. How are you doing.

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BLOOD -- WTS Questions and Sound Answers 1

by Marvin Shilmer in

*** w69 6/1 327 godly respect for life and blood *** .

"if a doctor were to tell you to abstain from alcohol, would that mean simply that you should not take it through your mouth but that you could transfuse it directly into your veins?

if a doctor told a patient to abstain from alcohol then that patient should avoid unhealthy alcohol consumption whether by mouth or any other means.

gitasatsangha

probably some old fart on the GB needed an operation to stay alive and they needed a quick reason to approve HemiPure.

I realize there is a lot of hypocrasy in their blood policy, but as long as they continue to liberalize it, I think its a good thing, hypocracy or not. Still, most people who need blood in the world can't get their hands on hemipure, so the same old problem remains.

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Be Careful What You Wish for Watchtower

by gitasatsangha in

you want names, watchtower-kgb?

i'm jon grimes.

most folks call me jonathon.

gitasatsangha

lmao.. Homer's Nemesis.. the Self Made Man.

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Be Careful What You Wish for Watchtower

by gitasatsangha in

you want names, watchtower-kgb?

i'm jon grimes.

most folks call me jonathon.

gitasatsangha

You want names, Watchtower-KGB? I'm Jon Grimes. Most folks call me Jonathon. That's what it says on my voter registration card. I doubt you'll remember me, but I'm sure my publisher's card is slowly fading somewhere in a filecabinet. I'm DA'd and have been for over a year. Happy?

Now go put my name in your little book, but you better be careful with what you do with it after that, because I am putting YOU on notice here in this public forum. If you put pressure on my family or cause them suffering in any way from information obtained on this website, I'll be happy to sue. You only have power over those you let have power over them.

But that's what scares you, isn't it? Because for everyone of us you know about, there's a thousand out there slipping away you aren't sure of. You just woke up a lot of sleeping giants.

Jonathon

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Do you have a natural talent?

by dustyb in

jw
friends

i have a natural talent of bullshitting and coming up with ideas off of the top of my head.

ideas that work mind you!

but like my ma said, i can bullshit my way out of a paper bag full of cowpie set on fire =d

gitasatsangha

I can unseal the lid off of any container of mustard or mayonaise.

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Goddess does exist.

by Hyghlandyr in

jw
friends

i know a lot of you people are atheists.

of course we know that you chose this path because you are wicked and loony.

you can look all around you and see the creative force at work.

gitasatsangha

Whatever floats your boat, man. But you know now that I am out of the org, this idea that people need to convince other people that what they believe is what is "real" doesn't make any sense to me. It's just human nature I guess.

Calling people "faithless" because they are atheist, on the other hand, is pedantic. What they have faith in, may be themselves, the laws of thermodynamics, Crow T Robot, mydol, or even an essentially atheistic religion like Buddhism or Unitarian-Universalism. Sometimes its a faith grounded on previous experience and reason, sometimes it is not.

Enjoy your newfound faith without putting everyone else down.

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Beware of the 'Voice of Strangers'...

by Winston Smith :>D in

beware of the 'voice of strangers'.... .

...unless she has a sexy voice, her phone number starts with 1-900, and it costs you $4.00 a minute to talk to her .

seriously, has anyone every called '900' numbers or the like for umm, the entertainment value?

gitasatsangha

I had a really cool boss years ago who happened to be alcoholic. I was college intern and my main job was sneaking in booze for her (she was the head of accounts payable). The company started to go downhill due to management problems, a state investitation, and debt.

One day my boss, Phyllis, decided to have an impromptu office party and had me and a few other employees in to her office and she started making us all screwdrivers while she drank straight Stoli. One of those things that seemed like a good idea at the time. I do recall one of the things we ended up doing (that I'll talk about anyway), was that we looped a piece of paper and faxed the company President's zeroxed photo endlessly to various fax numbers in Brazil. Then Phyllis decided she wanted to try phone sex, so we found a number for her and called the "Phone Escort".

It was kind of interesting hearing my drunken boss and the phone escort chat until she heard one of us cough and started cussing us out for using a speakerphone. A wonderful time was had by all. The place went out of business a few weeks later, but that doesn't bother me.

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If Morrisey Was a Jdub

by gitasatsangha in

in my ongoing series of new kingdom melodies: .

song 312: jah knows i'm miserable now.

i was happy in the haze of my bethel days.

gitasatsangha

Russellite Ruffians

The last day of Convention

By the big wheel generator

Apostate is nabbed

Camcorder is grabbed

And the Talk hangs heavy like a dulling wine

She is modest

She is charming

An engagement ring

Doesn't mean a thing

To a mind consumed by Pioneering

And though I walk home alone

I might walk home alone ...

...and my faith in God is now in doubt

The last day of the Convention

From a seat in "Hard of Hearing"

Her skirt ascends for a watching eye

It's a hideous trait (on her mother's side)

From a seat in "Hard of Hearing"

Her skirt ascends for a watching eye

It's a hideous trait (on her mother's side)

And though I walk home alone

I might walk home alone ...

...and my faith in God is now in doubt

Then someone meets John Barr

And someone's written up

someeone's written up

And the senses being dulled are mine

And someone falls in love

A kid is beaten up

And the senses being dulled are mine

And though I walk home alone

I might walk home alone ...

...and my faith in God is now in doubt

This is the last day of Convention

And the grease in the hair

Of a sweating Attendant

Is all a tremulous heart requires

A sister is denied

She said : "How quickly would I die

If I jumped from the top of the bleachers ?"

La ...

This is the last day of Convention

And the grease in the hair

Of a sweating Attendant

Is all a tremulous heart requires

A sister is denied

She said : "How quickly would I die

If I jumped from the top of the bleachers ?"

La ...

and ... scratch my name on your nametag with a fountain pen

(This means you really love me)

Scratch my name on your nametag with a fountain pen

(This means you really love me)

Oh ...

And though I walk home alone

I just might walk home alone

and my faith in God is now in doubt

I might walk home alone

and my faith in God is now in doubt

I might walk home alone

and my faith in God is now in doubt

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Amazing is back ... the Wheels of Justice have turned

by Amazing1914 in

i am back from underground ... i have more to tell you than you can imagine ...

i cannot use my old screen handle for now, but we are working on that, and it will be restored as soon as simon and i can get it done.

so, simon has allowed me to create a new screen name for the time being.

gitasatsangha

Amazing I want to thank you for the great work you are doing.

And for the retards in Bethel lurking and reading all this, you are cowards, criminals, and ultimately finished.

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I'm Ordained and I'm Not Gonna Take it Anymore

by gitasatsangha in

jw
friends

i got myself ordained as a reverend off the internet at universal life church.

i figured it would be handy to get clergy parking and so on.

but now i started thinking, hell git, you can start your own damn religion and make money like the watchtower does.

gitasatsangha

Aummmmm