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  WALKING DEAD fans - Was that a JW at the very end of the latest episode?

  by Zoos in

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  2. entertainment

  did you see the last episode?

  that nicely dressed, freshly-shaven young man that came out from behind the trees at the very end and said:.

  i didn't mean to interrupt.

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  No mic privileges... LOL

  They should have named him Andre.
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  Doh! wife is about to hear the trololol song

  by freemindfade in

  1. social
  2. humour

  doh!

  here i sit on my laptop on this site, while the wife is watching dubtv over there, she is watching the feb one with trololololy song at the end... i am trying to hold back my laughter because i know it is coming soon!

  how will she react???

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  THE GOVERNING BODY will decide what is ridiculous, NOT the rank and file, and certainly not the apostates.
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  WALKING DEAD fans - Was that a JW at the very end of the latest episode?

  by Zoos in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  did you see the last episode?

  that nicely dressed, freshly-shaven young man that came out from behind the trees at the very end and said:.

  i didn't mean to interrupt.

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  Did you see the last episode? That nicely dressed, freshly-shaven young man that came out from behind the trees at the very end and said:

  "Hi! I didn't mean to interrupt. My name is Aaron... I have good news."
  
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  The Watchtower Society - a modern day Tower of Babel

  by OrphanCrow in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the jw..org website now boasts that the jw message is translated into over 700 languages..

  a noble feat, you may think.

  and how wonderful that jehovahs message can reach the far ends of the world in so many languages!.

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  These days it's the Leaning Tower of Babble.
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  I'm sorry to inform you Mrs. Johnson, but.....you've got 'governing body'

  by Esse quam videri in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  mrs. johnson, our team has been working on your case for a number of weeks.

  the money disappearing from your bank account, the constant confusion about 'watchtower teachings', such as the shifting understanding of the 1914 generation, the jw.org logo that seems seems to appear in the strangest places, the singing cart song that you can't get out of your head.

  our experts have finally come to the conclusion that.

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  Zoos

  Symptoms may include, but are not limited to:

  Nausea

  Vomiting

  Diarrhea

  Irritability

  Confusion

  Suicidal thoughts

  Panic attacks

  Trembling

  Rage

  Sleeplessness

  Uncontrolled sobbing

  ... and feeling a desperate need to run like hell.
  
  
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  Unreal

  by Gorbatchov in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  today i watched the public witnessing cart song and a part of the february broadcasting.. it is unbelieveble how unreal the official jw message is and what do they have plastic faces on the channel.. only the good looking are shown (off course!

  ) and what a hypocrisy on their faces.. bahhhhh!.

  gorby.

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  You mean you're displease with the direction in which Jehovah's celestial chariot has turned?

  Scoff NOT, lowly apostate, or you will be thrown into the lake of fire with a pair of concrete galoshes.
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  Hearts aren't really heart shaped!

  by rebel8 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  a message brought to you by the people who have the unique true knowledge that jesus wasn't born on 12/25:.

  hearts aren't even really "heart shaped"--it's just a pagan symbol and everyone wrongly believes they're shaped that way.any questions?

  (this forum gets totally buggy when you use emoticons!).

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  One thing is sure, in losing their own hearts, they have had taken away from them the capacities of "heart" built up in them over the years and which contributed to making them who they were as to personality." (Watchtower, 3/1/1971 p.133-139)

  So anyone with a heart transplant cannot get to paradise, given the patient's inability to love God with his/her whole heart.
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  Type CHARITABLE GIVING into the JW.org search engine and guess what you find?

  by Zoos in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  a long list of articles detailing how you can give money to them.. not a single mention of feeding, clothing or sheltering the poor, but an in depth discussion of how you can donate money, jewelry, property, both while you are living and after you are dead.. charitable giving - what a loving arrangement..

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  A long list of articles detailing how YOU can give money to THEM.

  Not a single mention of feeding, clothing or sheltering the poor, but an in depth discussion of how you can donate money, jewelry, property, both while you are living and after you are dead.

  CHARITABLE GIVING - What a loving arrangement.
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  What person/persons/group is behind the rebranding of Jehovahs Witnesses

  by truthseeker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  with the jw rebranding program in full swing, who do you think is behind all this?

  i'm not certain the governing body came up with these ideas.

  at least not the old guard which died off around 2009.. given the fairly recent articles in the kingdom ministry and watchtower about the dangers of the internet and having the latest gadget, this rebranding effort can't have been in the works for much more than three years.. the makeover is slick...very slick...and very clever.

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  If their presence on Yahoo Answers is any indication of how that plan is working out, they're in trouble. Those fools are making Jehovah's Witnesses out of themselves.
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  What person/persons/group is behind the rebranding of Jehovahs Witnesses

  by truthseeker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  with the jw rebranding program in full swing, who do you think is behind all this?

  i'm not certain the governing body came up with these ideas.

  at least not the old guard which died off around 2009.. given the fairly recent articles in the kingdom ministry and watchtower about the dangers of the internet and having the latest gadget, this rebranding effort can't have been in the works for much more than three years.. the makeover is slick...very slick...and very clever.

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  They have to free things up for the R&F... Encouraging preaching on the net.