Please note:
Once an inanimate object has been demonized, there is no remedy that will excise the demon(s) other than destruction of the affected property. Destroying a television can be hazardous. Accordingly, while Elsewhere's service might provide temporary relief, the only way you can be sure that there are no demons in your home is to remove all possesions that have been exposed to the demons.
Upon receiving your television set, you can be assured that I'll take the necessary action to see that it never becomes part of your life again. However, I do insist that you pay the shipping costs and no CODs are accepted.
Remember friends, Armageddon is "just around the corner." Do you want to enter the great tribulation while possessing a demonic television set? Don't miss out on this limited-time opportunity to purge your household of undesirable demonic elements!