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  Calgary or Tampa Bay - Who Will Win Lord Stanley's Cup?

  by Scully in

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  612 minutes left in the first period.

  1st goal to tampa bay on the power play.. anyone care to venture a guess?

  who will win??.

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  I like tampa, just wish their players played for the leafs.
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  Idiotic things only a jw would say

  by micheal in

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  a c.o in one of his friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that.

  then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.

  what a total moron!!

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  "If your job is making you miss meetings, it is a good idea to quit your job, trust in jehovah and make all the meetings, he will provide for you"

  Yeah right. Say that to a family of 5 with debt. Sure he'll/she'll get another job, as an office cleaner!!

  Seems like these are the only jobs jehovah provides.
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  Idiotic things only a jw would say

  by micheal in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a c.o in one of his friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that.

  then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.

  what a total moron!!

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  we should look up the nearest kingdom hall so we can attend all meetings and go out in service while on vacation

  This reminded me of how often we were all encouraged to "never take a vacation from the truth", we should not only go to the meetings but we should also engage in informal witnessing while on vacation. I.E. gas stations, hotel employees, waiters, etc...

  Just a little fanatical, don't you think?
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  Idiotic things only a jw would say

  by micheal in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a c.o in one of his friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that.

  then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.

  what a total moron!!

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  smoking weed opens your minds to the demons.

  If that were the case so would tylenol 3
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  Idiotic things only a jw would say

  by micheal in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a c.o in one of his friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that.

  then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.

  what a total moron!!

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  "jehovah doesn't need us to perform the preaching work, he could use angels if he wanted to but he wants to see how much we love him"
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  Idiotic things only a jw would say

  by micheal in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a c.o in one of his friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that.

  then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.

  what a total moron!!

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  A C.O in one of his Friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that. Then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.

  What a total moron!!

  What idiotic things have you heard of or had said to you by a jw? This will hopefully show all the lurkers on here just how unbalanced jw thinking really is.
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  100 Ways to Tell if You're a JW

  by Pinned Blouse in

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  100 ways to tell if you're a jw author unknown .

  source: http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/christianexjehovahswitnesses messages 913 - 917001) if your reaction to someone wearing a cross is the same as a vampire's, you might be a jw.

  002) if you think demons can reduce their size to fit in jewelry, furniture, books, or into blue smurfs, you might be a jw.

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  081) If you hear "Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix or "Walk of Life" by Dire Straits and you feel spiritually refreshed, you might be a JW.

  That's hilarious! Someone actually said to me that the song "Walk of life" is all about the preaching work.

  What a friggin toilet filler.
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  Just by curiosity, I went to the meeting today

  by JH in

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  since being inactive for so many years, i occasionally showed up at the hall, just to understand why i wasn't able to go again.

  since joining this forum, i went only 2 or 3 times, each time with the same conclusion.

  i just can't do it anymore...even before joining this board, i lost the desire to go there.

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  They love boxing in themselves

  Very true!

  They live within the confines of those four windowless walls thinking and acting like there is no one outside of those walls. Very pathetic and very funny to see those 100+ in their shallow little world where no one but them cares about.
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  Leave it in Gods hands

  by ball. in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i just read in a post by sandy that a witness used this statement: "leave it in gods hands", and i just realised that witnesses say this all the time.

  but what complete crap it is!

  what if we all walked round saying that about everything, never take responsibility for anything.

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  It's the lazy unmotivated person's copout
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  Were You Ever Hauled Into The Library By The Elders...

  by exjdub in

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  for something really stupid, or for something you didn't do?.

  since joining the jwd board i have had a lot of deep, deep, memories pop back into my head.

  sometimes they are memories that are not very enjoyable...and sometimes those memories make me laugh out loud.

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  I hate that friggin library!!

  The elders use that cold frigid room as their personal torture chamber. They make up any excuse possible to get "the flock" in that room with them. It always seemed to happen just when I was starting to experience some sort of "joy" they would use that room to remind me just who is in charge. You know, abuse their power, show off their muscles.

  I think the question should be, "who hasn't been hauled into the library with the elders?"