2SYN

Joined

• started 21 topics
• posted 550 times   see topics posted on
• send a message

Posts by 2SYN

• 
  20

  More JW urban legends

  by NikL in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  well here is a new batch of jw urban legends (oops, i mean experiences) i just got in the e mail.

  thought i would share the joy and lighten your day ;-).

  a sister took her granddaughter to the circuit assembly with her.. later that evening at home, the sister told her granddaughter to get .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  2SYN

  (((((GAG)))))

  
  I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
• 
  51

  It hit the fan

  by truthseeker1 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  well, to bring you guys up to speed, here is what happend this weekend.

  i told my wife how i was feeling and why i didn't believe the wt was not god's org.

  it went pretty bad.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  2SYN

  The real question here is, how long are you going to endure the mind control?

  
  I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
• 
  21

  ORGANIZATION ADMITS TO A FALSE PROPHESY!

  by new boy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  "are we to assume from this study that the battle of armageddon will be all over by the autumn of 1975, and the long-looked-for thousand-year reign of christ will begin by then?

  possibly...it may involve only a differrnce of weeks or months, not years.".

  truth from the wt [8/15/1968,p.499].

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  2SYN

  Just had an interesting thought. What if we WERE the faithful ones, and God has placed Dubs on the Earth to test us during the 1K year reign of Christ?

  I know, I know, it's bloody ridiculous...flame on!

  
  I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
• 
  15

  Why do elders thump the table?

  by ozziepost in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  mrs ozzie and i had a very pleasant visit yesterday to a lady who has plenty of questions as she seeks the truth about 'the troof'.. she told us that as a young 18 year old she commenced regular pioneering and has many memories of her time in the borg.

  now in her early 60s she has many questions.

  her well-marked and well-used nwt bears testimony to her earnestly seeking of the truth.. she told us that not too long ago she invited the presiding overseer and the visiting c.o.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  2SYN

  JT: Too true! Sometimes I wish I could go back and ask a few of those Elders a question or two just to see their reactions.

  
  I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
• 
  15

  Why do elders thump the table?

  by ozziepost in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  mrs ozzie and i had a very pleasant visit yesterday to a lady who has plenty of questions as she seeks the truth about 'the troof'.. she told us that as a young 18 year old she commenced regular pioneering and has many memories of her time in the borg.

  now in her early 60s she has many questions.

  her well-marked and well-used nwt bears testimony to her earnestly seeking of the truth.. she told us that not too long ago she invited the presiding overseer and the visiting c.o.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  2SYN

  Ever watched Planet of the Apes?

  
  I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
• 
  17

  "You Are Expected to Believe As We Do&quot...

  by stevieb1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am currently having visits made on me by the elders,who are trying to help me "unbelieve" the things i have learned to be true from the bible, which naturally contradict wt doctrine.. as well as asking me "where else will you go" they said that members of the public walking into a kingdom hall expect all within it to be jehovah's witnesses holding firmly to their doctrines and not holding divergent viewpoints like i do.

  they said it would not be proper for someone to hold a belief that was contrary to the society and still be expected to remain a jw, even in name only.

  i have stated to them that i can no longer preach the wt version of the "good news" so they automatically assumed that i am not obeying jesus' command to preach.. i am in a bit of a predicament as you can see.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  2SYN

  And you haven't been disfellowshipped yet? WTF? YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE!

  
  I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
• 
  11

  An Unusually Insightful Opinion

  by LoneWolf in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  apparently it just came out today.. lonewolf.

  sacred cruelties.

  commentary by maureen dowd for the new york times.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  2SYN

  Yerusalyim: All human beings are religious. It is only the form of the religion that changes. Some people worship Britney Spears <nudges LB>, some worship God, some even worship Satan. So what? All of these are fixations, powerful ones. You're right about the cause/excuse thing tho.

  
  I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
• 
  39

  Timeless Truths in the Bible

  by JosephAlward in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  some of my favorites are:.

  "man's fate is like that of the animals; the same fate awaits them both: as one dies, so dies the other.

  all have the same breath; man has no advantage over the animal.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  2SYN

  Faithful2Jah: I won't use the 'T' word, but you're cornered, and you know it! Just admit that JosephAlward is right already, GEESH. There's no reason for the invective you're using against Joseph - it's losing you a lot of credibility...

  
  I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
• 
  10

  Serving Satan to the best of our ability

  by TR in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  those of us who completely deny the wts way of life and beliefs are thought of as serving 'satan'.

  what self-respecting jw would deny this?

  anything under the sun that doesn't coincide with wt doctrine would be considered 'satanic' by jws.. there exists a long list of satanic activities we can be engaged in.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  2SYN

  Great post, TR! You put the points across in an excellent way, and every one of them is so true...damn!

  
  I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
• 
  21

  JW email poetry....<gag>

  by Pathofthorns in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  > > subject: "he doesn't serve god" .

  > > even though this is just a poem, we know from experiences that we read .

  >in> > > the publications that this has indeed been the sad outcome for .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  2SYN

  All this poem proves is that this woman was too idiotic to go for STD/HIV tests before she married the chump! HELLO! KNOCK KNOCK! Anybody home?

  SHEESH. Maybe we should give her a Darwin Award?

  Pity about the baby tho, it wasn't his fault his mother was so stupid.

  
  I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa