Posts by 2SYN

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September 11, the conspiracy theory!

by Nicolas in

here is what they say about 9/11 at the adress http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?channelid=101&contentid=483.

(march 10, 2002) -- eureka!

one of my readers, who calls himself.

2SYN

*SIGH* It's no use! You're a lost cause!

"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.

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they were the highlight of the month.. thing is, all the sisters would try to outdo each other making nice food, which amused me no end, and also kept my stomach filled up, but drove me nuts, because my mother would spend the entire afternoon making a giant racket in the kitchen and screaming @ my sister whilst doing it, just to bake a cool cake for the book study.. also, remember those last ~15 minutes before the end of cake night book studies?

2SYN

<FLUFF>
At the Book Studies? They were the highlight of the month.

Thing is, all the sisters would try to outdo each other making nice food, which amused me no end, and also kept my stomach filled up, but drove me nuts, because my mother would spend the entire afternoon making a giant racket in the kitchen and screaming @ my sister whilst doing it, just to bake a cool cake for the Book Study.

Also, remember those last ~15 minutes before the end of Cake Night Book Studies? When you wanted to shoot the conductor because of dragging his feet and reading extra scriptures (AAARARGGHGH!), and you were sure he was doing it (it was always a he!) just to delay the partaking of the cake longer? I could've sworn those Cake Night Book Studies were always a little bit longer than normal ones.

Then I remember, after the final prayer, everybody would just sort of crank open their eyes (except for the very elderly ones in the room, who would take a bit longer ) and stare at each other. I used to wear a manic grin (whew - it's over, Thank God!), and then I would always be the first to get up. All of the sisters would disappear into the kitchen (living up to those 'sisterly submissive role models' quite nicely), leaving me in the 'kindly' clutches of the Elders. The only thing that's worse than having to spend time in the same room as an Elder, is having to do it while waiting to eat Cake, damnit!

Those were awkward moments! Nobody wanted to be the first to get up, (as they would look 'unfaithful' or something), so everyone would just continue sitting there. During my final days in the BORG, I sometimes felt like jumping up and screaming "HELLO! THE BOOK STUDY IS FINISHED! YOU CAN WAKE UP NOW!"

</FLUFF>

Anybody here have similiar experiences?

"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.

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Help! with forum abbreviations please

by Mr Ben in

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friends

i need help understanding all these forum abbreviations!

things like:.

lmao, rolfmao, etc.

2SYN

DUB - Dynamic Ungulate Betty, (English: Easily excitable cow.)
WTBTS - Wet Towel on Backside, The Sign!
For Great Justice - See http://www.allyourbase.net
BTTT - Bring Tits To Thread, see LB about this, he is our in-house expert.
WWJD - What Would Jehosophat Do?

Edited for formatting!

"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.

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My girlfriend is funny...

by Abaddon in

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... on the news yesterday they announced that president bush had made a statement regarding the elections in zimbabwe, that they were 'severely flawed' or something, and that the result shouldn't stand.

this caused her much amusement.

i know there's not that much of a comparison, but it's funny how people forget, isn't it?.

2SYN

Hey, no jokes, I live next to Zimbabwe, and we're pretty concerned over here. There's a lot of very unhappy people in that country, thanks to Mugabe's ham-fisted powergrab.

"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.

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Bryant family murder/suicide news 3/18

by Nathan Natas in

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i've bolded a couple of points.

questions unanswered in deaths of family.

jim tankersley.

2SYN

"We have an open door policy" - yeah, they show you the door, thank you, goodbye. Happy Shunning!

"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.

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Whats your earliest memory?

by sleepy in

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whats your earliest memory?.

i can remmember going to see my new-born sister in hospital when i was 2 years old.. funny thing is i remmember , remmembering that i remmembered things from the past as a 2 year old , but i carnt remmember the actual things themself.. i hope that makes sense.. i wonder if i can access earlier memories by some technique?

2SYN

Earliest I can recall is driving to nursery school in my mom's car.

"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.

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Blame Norway

by Abaddon in

well, i am stunned.... ... there i was, like any normal sane rational thinking person, thinking that it's all canada's fault, when it turns out that it's norway all along!.

get this, it's obviously part of a judeao-reptiloid-norweigan conspiracy.... a group of norwegians are demanding the return of the orklands and the shetlands.. now, before the more confused amongst us get worried, this has nothing to do with tolkein or children's ponies.. the shetlands and the orknies are two groups of islands to the north of scotland in the north sea.. they used to belong to the norwegians, dating back to a time when, broadly speaking, whatever norwegians wanted belonged to them (with a little help from a longship and a group of guys in pointy hats waving sharp objects).. this was never contested by england, or scotland, or anyone who liked their head remaining on top of their shoulders, until the king of norway couldn't pony up the loot for a dowery - he was marrying his daughter off to someone who knew what the word 'barber' meant, and didn't wear hats with screw-om horns all the time, and didn't have a surname like 'bloodaxe', social climbing as kings do.. instead, he gave the shetlands and the orknies to the king of england, on the understanding that when he paid up, he'd get them back.. well, this never happened.

quite how someone can forget (maybe it's something to do with the pointy hats) one has written an iou in the form of two, quite large, groups of islands (we're not just talking three acres of seagull shit here), i don't know.

2SYN

Well they did sell the entire frikking island of Manhattan for a bunch of glass beads, as history tells us. Smart.

"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.

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Blame Norway

by Abaddon in

well, i am stunned.... ... there i was, like any normal sane rational thinking person, thinking that it's all canada's fault, when it turns out that it's norway all along!.

get this, it's obviously part of a judeao-reptiloid-norweigan conspiracy.... a group of norwegians are demanding the return of the orklands and the shetlands.. now, before the more confused amongst us get worried, this has nothing to do with tolkein or children's ponies.. the shetlands and the orknies are two groups of islands to the north of scotland in the north sea.. they used to belong to the norwegians, dating back to a time when, broadly speaking, whatever norwegians wanted belonged to them (with a little help from a longship and a group of guys in pointy hats waving sharp objects).. this was never contested by england, or scotland, or anyone who liked their head remaining on top of their shoulders, until the king of norway couldn't pony up the loot for a dowery - he was marrying his daughter off to someone who knew what the word 'barber' meant, and didn't wear hats with screw-om horns all the time, and didn't have a surname like 'bloodaxe', social climbing as kings do.. instead, he gave the shetlands and the orknies to the king of england, on the understanding that when he paid up, he'd get them back.. well, this never happened.

quite how someone can forget (maybe it's something to do with the pointy hats) one has written an iou in the form of two, quite large, groups of islands (we're not just talking three acres of seagull shit here), i don't know.

2SYN

Isn't it odd how those Indians didn't like it when a bunch of guys wearing smelly clothes and with bad teeh, and driving around in cloth-covered wagons tried to take over their entire continent? Damn, but they were backward, those d0oDz.

"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.

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A million monkeys and typewriters

by Simon in

i heard a great quote on the radio coming home from work:.

"it's long been said that if you had millions of monkeys bashing away at millions of typewriters then eventually they would write the complete works of shakespeare ... now, thanks to the internet, we know that isn't true.".

but let's not give up, fellow monkeys!

2SYN

Question: What kind of monkey would you be if you could be a monkey? Answer: You are already a monkey!

"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.

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Why Didn't They Know?

by JosephAlward in

the following is excerpted from an article by frank r. zindler, "did jesus exist?

" at http://www.atheists.org/church/didjesusexist.html.

emphasis is added.. john e. remsburg, in his classic book the christ: a critical review and analysis of the evidence of his existence (the truth seeker company, ny, no date, pp.

2SYN

Stocwach: The Bible also fulfills it's own prophecies, in the Bible! That's almost as meaningful as a book promoting itself! Surely if Jesus had been as remarkable as most of Christianity claims he would have made some solid impact on the literature of the time?

"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.