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  The Coming Suicides

  by metatron in

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  i continue to predict that there will be an increase of suicides.

  and other tragedies related to the huge amount of mental and.

  emotional illness among jw's.. the scary place to watch will be japan.

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  YouKnow: 'Invent Your Own Reality'????

  Don't Dubs do that on a much larger scale every morning merely by WAKING UP?

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  A sick story of JW fiction!!!!1

  by JEMIMAH in

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  the following story was emailed to me this morning, it typifies the mentallty of the typical gung ho jw i.e you are going to die were not.. it make me very sick.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------.

  as i parked my truck and started to get out, i saw my sweet lady burst out the front door and come running to greet me.

  "did you hear the news?

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  HOLY TWANG!

  They just blithely dismiss all of those people dying as fine...no problem, our God of Love is going to kill billions of people, but that is OK because he said it is.

  And nowhere in the Bible does it mention that Dubs will become the Men of Iron! I wonder if only the men got that cool super-power, and not the women, because as the WTBTS teaches us women are just second-class citizens, who cares about them, right? They can defend themselves!

  This is just wrong on so many different levels it's not even funny.

  One thing I found particularly vexing was the thought of a "red could flying in from outside our Galaxy".

  *COUGH* Speed of light limitation for solid matter *COUGH*

  General Relativity? Hello? Anybody home?

  Our Galaxy is so large that we'd have seen it coming for millions of years, literally. Unless is was travelling at the speed of light, which is highly unlikely, and the story makes it sound like it was moving quite slowly, at a very tiny fraction of "C".

  I just shake my head when I read stuff like this. It's odd how the Internet has brought together many of the more intelligent Dubs, and how they are trying to theorize about their own mental disease and the Organization spawned by it.

  UNBELIEVABLE.

  Well, I for one hope the d0oD who wrote this gets busted and DFd, so that he can see what a truly 'loving Organization' he's in. Then maybe one day if he's lucky he'll stumble across JW.com...and the rest is history.

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  The Coming Suicides

  by metatron in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i continue to predict that there will be an increase of suicides.

  and other tragedies related to the huge amount of mental and.

  emotional illness among jw's.. the scary place to watch will be japan.

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  2SYN

  The only 'deeminz' here are the 8 guys who sit on the Governing Body in BORGlyn.

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  HELP

  by forgetmenot in

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  help!

  is fire!

  would you run faster?

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  Well VioletAnai, enjoy your freedom of thought while you've still got it. It's a slippery slope...once they have you in your claws there's not much chance you'll survive the WTBTS meme with your whole mind intact.

  Play with fire long enough, and you will get burnt!

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  Life, Universe, and Everything

  by D8TA in

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  since i kinda find myself coming to this board frequently as of late.

  i thought i share my perspective on life, universe, and everything.

  kinda to let you all know where i'm coming from.. .

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  HEHE, another Douglas Adams 'believer'.

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  Ridgetown(SP),NJ

  by badboy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i understand from usa today that ridgetown or whatever the place is called in new jersey in the usa that they have designated a stay at home/family kind of thing(everyone stays at home with their family doing things instead of going out to the cinema etc etc).

  will the jws go knocking on doors, disturbing people from their rest on those days?

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  Of course. DUH. You think a little town edict is going to stop them? You need stauncher stuff to prevent the WTBTS mind-meme trying to reproduce.

  Do you not have sex EVERY time a woman says she has a headache? No, you keep on trying, because your genes are programmed in such a way that you have no other choice. Same thing goes for Dubs.

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  AHHHH...the love from Bethel!

  by LDH in

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  listening to all of new boy's stories of the bethelites has reminded me of one of my own..... when i was about 17 (reg.

  pio.

  )our phone rang in the middle of the night.

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  Everyone who wants to be a Bethelite should read this thread. Now that I think about it, everyone who is studying with the Witnesses should read this thread.

  "We are the happiest people on Earth" - PFFFFF, whatever.

  They treat these poor kids like the stuff you scrape off your shoe after a walk in a swamp! It's disgusting, and one of the big reasons why I hate the BORG. These people give them so much of their lives, and they get treated like dirt. It makes my blood boil, really.

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  Memorial Experiences from Hell

  by Black Man in

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  memorial.....the time of year where we meditate on the supposed significance of jesus' death and watch all types of crazy mufuckas come out of the woodwork.

  anyway, we had a new sister move into our territory and lo and behold claims she's of the anointed.

  she was all of 40 years old, 350 pounds, friendly, feels that the friends should treat her with special reverence "since she's one of christ's brothers" (wouldn't that be sisters?).

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  Geez LDH, you and NYT sure have a long history, don't you? He was ripping you off for quite a while! HEHE! Flame on!

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  Hello all, I am new here

  by mbst in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i have been reading all the stuff i see on this place for a while.

  i am a jehovahs witness in good standing in my congregation.

  i just need to come on in here and ask for a little advice from anyone who might know what i am feeling.

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  http://quotes.jehovahs-witness.com/

  Read through this, then come back and chat with us a bit. If you're sincere, we'll be more than happy to help you out (in more ways than one).

  Regards,
  ---===[ S Y N ]===---

  Edited, ZIG!

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  Arrrrrrr...!!!

  by sleepy in

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  boo ho, boo ho.. i just lost my post, it ws the best one i ever wrote.. an amazing story full of passion and excitment with a little danger.. and it all got wiped away at the touch of a botton.. boo.

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  2SYN

  CTRL+A
  CTRL+C
  CTRL+ESC
  P
  <RETURN>
  NOTEPAD
  SHIFT+INSERT
  CTRL+S

  It's happened to me too. Use the above magical incantation (draw a large pentagram around your monitor first with chalk, then light some candles + stuff) and you shalt be delivered from the wretched claws of the Incorrectly Pressed CGI 'Post' Button.

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!