Posts by Spudinator

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What Would A Jehovah's Witness Romance Novel Be Like?

by minimus in

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friends

i was reading in the religion page of the newspaper today that the mormons are enjoying romance novels in which descriptions of the characters' sex lives are limited to little more the first kiss--- that could happen after they are engaged to be married........any ideas of what a jw romance novel might be like?

Spudinator

No comment

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The ten best ways to disrupt a District Assembly:

by czarofmischief in

1. have an apostate food truck outside with free burritos and shasta cola.. 2. wear a smurf costume and run across the stage.. 3. bikini car wash across the street.. 4. have an old-school breakdancing session on the corner, cardboard and all.

bonus if you do it on a mat made of watchtowers and primary colored book covers.. 5. have a garage sale or flea market in the neighborhood during the afternoon session.. 6. sit in the audience and applaud everything that anybody says - try to get a standing ovation for each sentence of the closing prayer.. 7. put a recording of rap, heavy metal, or other forbidden music on instead of the kingdom melodies.. 8. get fifty of your friends to walk around in the stadium during the session, holding signs that say, "louder please!

" and "take your shirt off!

Spudinator

This is in reply to unique1's post above:

That would be too mundane...now naked woman...that might wake up a few folks!

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The ten best ways to disrupt a District Assembly:

by czarofmischief in

1. have an apostate food truck outside with free burritos and shasta cola.. 2. wear a smurf costume and run across the stage.. 3. bikini car wash across the street.. 4. have an old-school breakdancing session on the corner, cardboard and all.

bonus if you do it on a mat made of watchtowers and primary colored book covers.. 5. have a garage sale or flea market in the neighborhood during the afternoon session.. 6. sit in the audience and applaud everything that anybody says - try to get a standing ovation for each sentence of the closing prayer.. 7. put a recording of rap, heavy metal, or other forbidden music on instead of the kingdom melodies.. 8. get fifty of your friends to walk around in the stadium during the session, holding signs that say, "louder please!

" and "take your shirt off!

Spudinator

Hand out some of these puppies....

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Healing yourself in UV rays

by Pleasuredome in

isn't it nice to get a blast from the past from wts literature?

here's two great quotes i found recently, about how we can benifit from sun bathing, and how mankind can't go into space.

golden age, sept. 13, 1933, p. 777> -- "the earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" .

Spudinator

Marvel already did...Doctor Strange!

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dungeon/9591/

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Jehovah's Witness break off group?

by freedom96 in

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there have been many discussions on this board about the hope that we all have that the wts organization would tumble.. some have thought that the internet will play a big role ( i think so), others think that it is abuse issues, others still think it might be doctrinal issues.. if the wts was to take a fall, would there be a break off group in your opinion?

would there be the die-hard witnesses that would start a division, take over perhaps?

would some governing body members go one way, and others go another way?

Spudinator

The WTBTS has shown remarkable resilience over time. It won't fade out anytime soon as many here would like to see. The will to believe is the essence of human religious yearning. That doesn't change, although the various items that make up JW minor doctrine and prophecy will.

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Could you ever go back ??? What would the elders ask/make you do ???

by run dont walk in

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friends

not meant to give anyone nightmares !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

i'm sure we will all answer no, but for the fun of it, what would have to happen for you to return to the kingdom hall,.

and what would the elders/judicial committee say to you if you wanted to go back.. do you think even if you returned with a new attitude, that you would always be "marked" by the congregation.. should get some interesting answers !!!!!!!!!

Spudinator

Having never left, I have the luxury of peering out over both sides...

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"Young People Ask- How Can I Make Real Friends" Video

by Nosferatu in

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friends

have any of you watched this piece of shit?

a little while ago, i saw it in my mom's video collection, and i popped it in just to see what it said.

it was incredibly sad to see so many brainwashed youths.. the real life drama at the end was the worst perception of "the world" that i've ever seen.

Spudinator

Guess I'm odd man out on this one, it seemed like an alright vid to me. I do remember the "Heritage" movie from the 60's, Room 215. A true classic, that!

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The New Kids Book Release; Letter Ideas.

by shamus in

i think that it would be a good idea to give a copy of that picture of armageddon to any letters that you send to any politicians, legal court cases, whatever the case may be.. the picture is absolutley disgusting, and shows blatant mind control.

a copy of that in with a letter to any politician would wake them the hell up as to what kind of cult this is!

maybe a follow-up letter with the picture enclosed?

Spudinator

While you are at it, maybe you could suggest outlawing the Bible as a form of mind control. Where else did the concept of Armageddon come from? Maybe Dateline will have a segment on the Bible planned soon.

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