Nice points, although messenger, if you describe Prince as having a 'repressed labido' (sic) I kinda wonder when you last heard any music by him, or anything about his lifestyle! Re-organise these words about Prince into a well know sentence; That. Anything. Moves. F*cks.
'Cream', 'Head', De Me Baby', 'Soft and Wet', 'Horny Toad', I Love U in Me', 'Irresistable Bitch', 'Scarlet Pussy' (a well known animal lover is Prince). What about 'Sexy MF'? That's just song titles. The lyrics! 'My tounge in the V of her love' ('When 2R in Love'), 'sixty-two positions in a one night stand' (Gett Off)- as you say, it's endless.
Is he going to have to withdraw previous music, such as he's able to contractually? Maybe put a little bit at the front of his videos like in 'Thriller'? Or stickers on his album 'Prince in no way condones pre-marital or extramarital sex but celebrates human sexuality much as the Song of Solomon does'. Ah, the Song of Soloman; best known lyric from; 'Your boobies are like pillars baby! Ouuuuah! Whoah! Spread your honey-like sweetness for your king-thing!!'.
I like the song ideas, although I think '1975' scans better than '1914'. There's SO MANY!! 'Little Red Booklet', 'The Soc' ('The Cross'), 'When Dubs Cry', 'Dub Life' ('Pop Life'), 'I Preach to You' ('I Feel For You'), 'Let's Go RV' ('Lets Go Crazy'), 'Sexy GB' ('Sexy MF'), 'Nothing Compares to the WBTS'. Of course, some don't need a new title; 'Sign of the Times', 'God', 'Power Fantastic', 'Another Lonely Christmas'.
The poor poor sad little muppet.
If only he had someone as a friend who would occasionally say 'Prince, you are full of shit, get a life', he probably wouldn't be embarking on a (hopefully) short entanglement with the Borg.
His real name is Prince Roger Nelson, but he'll probably be advised that 'Prince' is a little showy and have to be called 'Roger' or 'Brother Nelson'! Alternately I think 'The Jehovah's Witness Formerly known As Prince', or TJWFKAP (T'jwaf-cap) is nice.
What messenger says about conventions got me thinking; bowing by reflex during applause? Climbing to the top of a speaker stack and dancing during the songs? And public talks! Have you seen what Prince does to mike stands? Dry-humpadelic!!
Of course, we can look forward to the 'coming out album', after he's disfellowshipped for having sex with pioneers (all of the ones in the Minnesota).
He'd cover 'All Along The Watchtower (told a pack of lies)'.
Life IS fun...