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  "Heels are for whores, never for doors"

  by Winston Smith :>D in

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  some may have seen this 'guide' for the more aggressive jw.

  but it's worth a repost for the newbies .

  http://www.eel.nu/witnessthis/witnessthis.html.

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  what? it's a parody? It's not really a JW site???????

  well bugger me!

  Steve

  Tasmanian Overbeer
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  Sallys test

  by simplesally in

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  http://simplesally2000.friendtest.com

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  who the pineapple is Kelly Adams????????

  I gave up

  no sig... toomuch beer
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  Did your Parents name you after a Bible character ..... or ..........

  by xjw_b12 in

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  having been here for a few years, and corresponding privately with some of you i have noticed a lot of us have names that are from the bible.. so without giving too much away about yourselves :.

  did your parents give you a name based on a bible character?.

  did they do this while they were jws?.

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  Piratei?

  I dun geddit
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  Did your Parents name you after a Bible character ..... or ..........

  by xjw_b12 in

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  having been here for a few years, and corresponding privately with some of you i have noticed a lot of us have names that are from the bible.. so without giving too much away about yourselves :.

  did your parents give you a name based on a bible character?.

  did they do this while they were jws?.

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  Oswald didn't, but Howard did

  Our Father, who art in heaven

  Howard be thy name........
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  Did your Parents name you after a Bible character ..... or ..........

  by xjw_b12 in

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  having been here for a few years, and corresponding privately with some of you i have noticed a lot of us have names that are from the bible.. so without giving too much away about yourselves :.

  did your parents give you a name based on a bible character?.

  did they do this while they were jws?.

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  I asked my mum why she called me Stephen, she answered that she knew I'd be naughty. Go figure. My Brother name is Peter.

  My nephews are called

  Joshua, Caleb, Jacob, Amos, Phillip and Samuel. Yes they got those names directly from the washtower :)

  Steve

  Tasmanian Overbeer
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  Welcome You Can Leave Your Hat On/Leonie!

  by FlyingHighNow in

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  everyone, leonie has joined the forum.

  her nickname is youcanleaveyourhaton.

  she is from australia and some of you know her from women awake, endstagehealing and jesus witnesses.

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  g'day

  Steve

  Tasmanian Overbeer
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  Oh Brother Where Art Thou?...

  by SixofNine in

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  .... and can you get me there with you, brother?

  they look like they've just seen an elder come into the room in this second pic!.

  and look who's pic was in the yahoo line-up along with brother rodger's; bai ling.

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  psst purple, it's on tonight late 11pm on Southern Cross, which would probably be 7 in SA
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  smack is back

  by smack in

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  i caught the ferry on jan 4th and woke up very hungover in melboune at 7am.

  picked up the trouble and strife and billy lids at the airport at 2pm and headed north.

  14 hours later arrived safe and tired in taree at my apostate sisters digs.

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  if you are on the Gold Coast, check out a restaurant called Draculas. It was a hoot! $62 for dinner and the show...

  6 of us only had a $200 bar bill.

  I went on Lethal Weapon and Scooby Doo's rollercoaster. I didn't get to go on the Tower of Terror, I had to mind some kids while jmack went on them, lucky cow ;)

  Steve

  Tasmanian Overbeer
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  When Was The Last Time You Prayed?

  by minimus in

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  is saying "thank fsck for that" when i have a lucky escape considered praying?

  well Mouthy almost swore Hi Gan

  Steve

  Tasmanian Overbeer
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  smack is back

  by smack in

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  i caught the ferry on jan 4th and woke up very hungover in melboune at 7am.

  picked up the trouble and strife and billy lids at the airport at 2pm and headed north.

  14 hours later arrived safe and tired in taree at my apostate sisters digs.

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  G'day you lot.

  I been on an 'oliday. I caught the ferry on Jan 4th and woke up very hungover in Melboune at 7am. Picked up the trouble and strife and billy lids at the airport at 2pm and headed north. 14 hours later arrived safe and tired in Taree at my apostate sisters digs. Stayed 5 days in the heat then headed further north to Brisvegas for 2 weeks of drinking and swimming and theme parks and drinking...Did I mention drinking. After we'd had enough fun, we headed south to my sisters again, stayed overnight then headed to Sydney for 5 daze of drinking and swimming and drinking (no theme parks) Went west and visited my brother and got his missus absolutely ratarsed rolling drunk on Glen Fiddich(sp) before heading south to Melbourne. We did stop at Albury for lasagne with Hamish and Kath. Hit Melb at 10pm and the trouble'n'lids flew out at 11am the next day. The.................

  wait for it..........

  I had pints of Killkenny with Refiners Fire and Prisca. They really are nice people.

  After 2 pints and 2 schooners I put the Landcrab back on the boat and retired to the bar and funnily enough had to force myself to have 3 more beers :)

  10,000klms in 34 daze.... Geez it's good I still love driving this great country (that's Australia, not Texas silly)

  Anyhow* thanks for the concern from a few posters who actually noticed I was away, buy hey, it's the holiday touring season.

  Steve

  Tasmanian Overbeer