A Southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis, he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."Sermon complete, he then sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile. "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365. Shall we gather at the river...