Flash
My sentiments exactly. Though I tend toward the more cynical when it comes to the current JW self made kings. Thanks for the post.
SadElder
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Where's the beef?
by rockhound injehovahs witnesses look to their watchtower magazine each week for new light that would set the course for current "truth".
in looking back over the last 40 years of my association, "new lights" batteries ran out many times and had to be replaced with even newer ones.
some how this made sense to me at the time, but as time past, i began to wonder just how these "new light" articles could be called meat in due season.
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Prince's new video-Babylon's destruction?
by wordlywife inif you are interested, you can watch it from a link off msn's entertainment sction for free.
very "end of this world" type of stuff, look like an old armegeddon publication.
i'm disappointed in the purple one.
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SadElder
Perhaps a recording studio at Bethel is next?
Actually Patterson is the location of both the video and sound recording studios, where not just a few bucks have been expended to produce such favorites as "Singing Kingdom Songs" and the low class low quality Noah video.
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What does the Society have against jeans?
by truthseeker inrarely will you find a picture of someone in the awake or watchtower wearing jeans.
even in there so-called paradise on earth illustrations, men can be doing dirty work in the farm, and be wearing slacks.. for example, in the november 15th wt entitled, "do you want to live forever?
", page 7 has another paradise illustration, which has to be one of the most socially-engineered pictures i have ever seen.. the caption, "love for god and neighbor will make living forever worthwhile".
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SadElder
The same as some of the other things recently being foisted upon the brethren:
Don't wear any kind of denim to the meetings.
Sisters at Bethel who work in public areas, i.e. lobbies, etc. must wear skirts never ever pants, even if they are doing manual type work. So I guess this means sisters picking apples must wear skirts while on ladders, as they are working in areas visible to the visiting dubs who might be offended. 'course we all know that this is an edict from Ted "J. Edgar" Jaracz the head of the Bethel CIA (aka Service Department) as he's afraid these sites will lead to a serious outbreak of wanking among the Bethel boys, and that would never do.
A long standing rule: Brothers at Bethel are not permitted to wear necklaces as this is a direct imitation of the homosexual community.
Bethelites are not to leave any Bethel home dressed to go in-line skating as this would be a major imitation of the world. If one absolutely must go skating, kindly hide that fact while in the vicinity of the Lord's house.
Should you have the desire to visit the Bethel facilities you must be dressed in appropriate meeting attire, never mind that you will be forced to walk your little feetsies off while taking in all the sites and passing contribution boxes at every turn.
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What was noah's`profession before flood?
by badboy in.
it is suggested that while he was a farmer after the flood,he wasn't before the flood.. any takers?.
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SadElder
Noah ...
...nipper of the fruit of the vine.
Came before Amos ...
.... nipper of figs.
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Lawnmowers... what is your oppinion???
by Elsewhere init is getting close to time for me to buy a lawnmower.
when i was growing up and cutting my dad's lawn he always had a self-propelled lawnmower.
i was very lucky in that i never had to use a push-mower.
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SadElder
We found the best lawnmower there is....
...... he comes every Monday with his crew.
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I forgot how hard it is to pull network cable! :x
by Elsewhere inon sunday i worked from 11:00 am to 7:00 pm pulling seven drops with four cables each to the different areas around my new house.. every room will have at least one panel that has four cables: cat6 network, cat6 phone, rg6 satellite (tv) and rg6 cable (tv).
i added two extra rg6 cables to the panel in the family room media niche so that the tv will have access to an additional satellite connection (for a dual receiver satellite system) and an antenna that i will put in the attic.
the cat6 is capable of gigabit speeds that are twice as fast as cat5e.
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SadElder
Sounds great. We just finished our new house and had similar wiring installed in advance of closing up the walls. Cables, cables everywhere. Any particular reason you didn't install fibre optic runs as well? ... besides the outrageous cost of course! Even as an Old F...t I'm still a techno geek at heart.
Best wishes on getting everything up and running to your satisfaction.
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No KHalls for Hurricane relief
by SadElder ineldubs in florida (maybe elsewhere too) have been told that the kingdom halls should not be used for relief efforts or for shelters.
liability and insurance issues were stated as the reason.. will try and get a copy of this letter.. of course the kingdom halls are supposed to be the center of true worship and a place of comfort but i guess only in fair weather.
what a crock.
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SadElder
I asked one of my elder friends to try and get me a copy of the letter. He's not secretary anymore so we'll see what he comes up with in the next few days.
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No KHalls for Hurricane relief
by SadElder ineldubs in florida (maybe elsewhere too) have been told that the kingdom halls should not be used for relief efforts or for shelters.
liability and insurance issues were stated as the reason.. will try and get a copy of this letter.. of course the kingdom halls are supposed to be the center of true worship and a place of comfort but i guess only in fair weather.
what a crock.
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SadElder
Eldubs in Florida (maybe elsewhere too) have been told that the Kingdom Halls should not be used for relief efforts or for shelters. Liability and insurance issues were stated as the reason.
Will try and get a copy of this letter.
Of course the Kingdom Halls are supposed to be the center of true worship and a place of comfort but I guess only in fair weather. What a crock.
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SadElder
... they're all at the District Conventions... trying to find ways to sneak out of the auditorium for lunch.
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Public Meeting Talk Titles - Listed by Subject.
by Blueblades ini have over 116 public talk outlines provided by the society.
the list of talk titles for outlines provided by the society is arranged by subject to help the elders more easily identify the public talk outlines that fall into a particular category.it is designed to be used with the s - 99 form.this is for congregation use only.. here are the public meeting talk titles listed by subject.. bible / god 10 different talks on this subject.. christian standards / qualities 14 different talks on this subject.
evangelizing / ministry 5 on this one.. faith / spirituality 13 on this one.
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SadElder
Here are the titles to the latest of the 'series'. Somehow I've misplace my list of the first 124 titles. It's in my computer somewhere just not where I thought I put it.
125 Why Mankind Needs a Ransom 126 Who Can Be Saved? 127 What Happens When We Die? 128 Is Hell Really A Place of Fiery Torment? 129 Is The Trinity A Scriptural Teaching? 130 The Earth Will Remain Forever 131 Is There Really A Devil? 132 The Resurrection - Victory Over Death 133 The Origin of Humans - Does It Matter What You Believe? 134 Should Christians Keep The Sabbath? 135 The Sacredness Of Life And Blood 136 Does God Approve Of The Use Of Images In Worship? 137 Did TheMiracles Of The Bible Really Happen? 138 Live With Soundness Of Mind In A Depraved World 139 Godly Wisdom mA Scientific World 140 Jesus Christ - Earth?s New Ruler 141 Human Creation?s Groaning - When Will It End? 142 Why Take Refuge In Jehovah 143 Trust in The God Of All Comfort 144 A Loyal Congregation Under Christ?s Leadership 145 Who Is Like Jehovah Our God? 146 Use Education To Praise Jehovah 147 Trust In Jehovah?s Saving Power 148 Do You Share God?s View of Life? 149 Are You Walking With God? 150 HowReal is God To You? 151 Jehovah ls "A Secure Height? For His People
I don't have these outlines in my arsenal yet.