ok had this goofy sucker for a friend and he went out in service.................. had to pee realllllllllll bad so he knocked on the front door and no one was home.......... so he walked around to the side and being in the country and all he stepped into a big doorway and turned away from the road and peed........................................ and the lady who opened the door wasnt happy at all lol............... there he is............... trying to recover and think of something to tell her............. so he spouts off something about vacume cleaners...................... and she tells him in no uncertain terms to get the hell outta dodge lol. so i teased him that she didnt like the hose lenght of that particular model lol.
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*Door to Door stories anyone?*
by Myxomatosis ini'm sure this has been done, but i'm very curious to hear stories from your preaching work as a publisher, aux.
pioneer, reg.
pioneer, whatever.
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Isn't it ironic.
by somebody in6/15/1972 watchtower.
religion in the news.
the church systems of christendom claim they have gods backing.
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primitivegenius
dontcha think
lol sorry allanis reference........... im lame and i know it
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*Door to Door stories anyone?*
by Myxomatosis ini'm sure this has been done, but i'm very curious to hear stories from your preaching work as a publisher, aux.
pioneer, reg.
pioneer, whatever.
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ok dang it one of these days im gonna run outta these things lol. went on a return visit with a friend............ and it was an old house that had most definatelyseen better days lol. went into it and it was hot and smelly and very very dark................ only one light bulb and that was the sum of the electric in the house that i could see lol. old man was sitting there in a pair of boxer shorts and i thought he was wearing a union suit underneath the boxers cause you could see his arms and legs where white and then there was a line of dirt where his shirt went and pants........................................... then i relaized that he was only wearing the boxer shorts............ and that was dirt...................... and i dont think he had a bath but prehaps once a week and he was proud that his electric bill was like six dollars a month cause all he did was read bythat lightbulb lol can you say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW lol
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*Door to Door stories anyone?*
by Myxomatosis ini'm sure this has been done, but i'm very curious to hear stories from your preaching work as a publisher, aux.
pioneer, reg.
pioneer, whatever.
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ok went to another trailor house and heard water running so knocked and a cute little thing came to the door kinda....... she just leaned around the edge of it wearing a lil tank top that was partially wet..................without a bra underneath............ all i gotta say about that was DAMN lol. so i offered her the mags quick as i could............... and she said yeah she liked reading them lol but that she wasnt wearing anything but panties cause she was getting ready to take a shower but if i could come back again she would get me a donation lol..............sigh................ oh but me being shy as can be i sent someone else back lol. WHAT THE HECK WAS WRONG WITH ME LOL hahhahah
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*Door to Door stories anyone?*
by Myxomatosis ini'm sure this has been done, but i'm very curious to hear stories from your preaching work as a publisher, aux.
pioneer, reg.
pioneer, whatever.
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went to visit some friends up north......... yankees in all aspect lol. went out with them in service............ my door. knocked on the door and no one was home so we headed back to the mystery machine........ aka van holding the max amount of people so we did the least actual knockin lol. guy comes driveing up in a jeep so i was like GREAT now i gotta get out and go at least tell him what we were doing....... so hehehe lil pretty girl that was out was to embarassed to go back with me so i went solo.......... and the dude says in a real confrontational manner.......... CAN I HELP YOU! and i noticed he was wearing camo and it was close to deer season there so i made small talk and just said i didnt want to keep him but we were just out shareing a bible message and offered him the wt and awake which he declined................. all the while holding a ruger blackhawk unsucessfully behind his leg. i grinned and wished him a nice day and got in the van and left. the lil perdy gurl was white faced and almost in tears............. lol. so i made fun of her and everyone else lol. by saying im from the south........ everyone has guns there lol. heck ive went in service with guns in my trunk lol. :P anyways lol thats one story
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OMG! Tattooing Babies????
by Yizuman infirst i posted about the tongue splitting modification article and then the body modification article and now this.... .
babies are being tattooed by their parent(s)!!???????.
now we need a governmental ban on this crap!
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primitivegenius
hahahhaha i was sitting here thinking thats sooooooooooo messsssssed up...................... thank goodness its a hoax lol. i love tatts even tho i havent got any... but to brand a child....................... thats sick evil and wronggggggggg lol
but it made for a good laugh lol
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Random notes from the Motor City...
by Aztec inthought i'd pop in and say "hello" to all!
i have a computer but i don't have the time or money to get it hooked up to the internet right yet.
i should have it all together in the next month...let's hope anyway.
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Oh well, I might be able to get online Tuesday..till then I am gonna go sunburn my buns.....
i know i speak for many of us who are concerned for the welfare of your skin......... so please post pics soon so we can be assured your not getting skin cancer
hahahhahha jp
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I am so angry I am sick to my stomach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ravyn ini just had a jw come to my door and i had to threaten her to get her to leave!
i told the woman right off i was 'apostate' and had no intention of changing it.
she kept asking me personal questions which i told her were none of her business and she said she would have the elders come by and i told her that if they came by the better be wearing bullet proof vests!
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This is true, but they have to be inside your home. If she comes back, make sure you get her inside first.
nah................ you shoot them then drag them inside lol....... jk no guns for y ou rav............... cept maybe squirt gun lol. and sorry to hear you got the persistant one. (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((RAV))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0
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C.T. Russell's grave vandalized
by RR ini attended a week long [six day] bible student convention in johnstown, pa, just outside of pittsburgh, there was a sister from romania who wanted to visit pastor russell's grave, so we drove the 2 hours up there, the last time i was there was in 1999.
well, apparently russell'sgrave was vandalized, on the front and back of the tombstone there are these photos of russell embedded into the granite, someone decided to keep a momento and ripped them off, so there's just a hole where the pictures were.
no respect for the dead, oh well.
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primitivegenius
well you know they danced on it lol
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Serena Williams Gets Part on Showtime
by closer2fine inhow do you think the jw's will react to this?
this show is rated ma for mature audiences (ie, nudity, language).
serena williams gets part on showtime.
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primitivegenius
ohhhhh yeah i was there but when she offfered to make a huge contribution to the world wide work we decided she was obviously repentant and let her off with no restrictions............ hahahhaa jk as you well know but thats how i imagined the senerio went pretty much.