Posts by primitivegenius

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Church buys minister a Rolls Royce

by Burger Time in

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this was great.

especially the quote, "without a doubt, my life is not average," he said.

"but i'd like to say, just because it is excessive doesn't necessarily mean it's wrong.".

primitivegenius

What a crock of crap.... I know for a fact that dude has a hellicopter also... just damn

dawg ......... you forgot the jets cause he flys between his churches in college park and new york.. you know he dont use delta lol

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i`ve got a nice gym up here at the ranch..rows of dumbells.a few barbells.lots of free wieghts..and..a few machines.....my hand is healed up from being crushed in the ranch gate and i wanted to get back to working out.....i needed a new bench press.something a little more up to date..so..i headed for civilization......canadian tire had a nice one for $149.95..walmart had one better for $89.95..$89.00 for a bench of that quality??

!..........so..i went and got a shopping cart,so i could put the boxed up bench press,in it..i went to pick up the box..i could barely lift it!..it was like it was bolted to the floor.....was i so out of shape from not working out,i couldn`t lift the bench i wanted to exercise on???..lol!

!.....i managed to get the box waist high and almost into the cart..but not quite..the box is resting on the edge of the shopping cart and moving away from me..now i`m chasing a shopping cart down the isle trying to get the frigg`n box into it.i looked like an idiot!..lol!

primitivegenius

i went to my pawn shop of choice........... kinda like cheers........ where everyone knows your name.

found a Remington 870 wingmaster that looked to have never been fired....... and my friend let me have it for 150......... what a bargin.

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Willing to part with the Kingdom Interlinear (1985)?

by Mebaqqer2 in

i was just wondering if anyone had a copy of the kingdom interlinear of the christian greek scriptures (1985) that they would be willing to part with (either don't need it or have an extra copy).

i think the price on amazon is excessive ($49.99 used.

older, 1969 edition is cheaper at $28.00 used!!!).

primitivegenius

ok recommendation.......... get the older version because they changed crap in the newer one....... which is their mo isnt it.

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A service story

by B_Deserter in

this story starts out as any old day in service.

as one of only four regular pioneers in the congregation, i often found myself in car groups where i was the only male person.

some of the older sisters in the hall were tolerable, and others weren't so much.

primitivegenius

thats a damn fine story lol. ive been in that situation more times that i can remember............ cause as the only pioneer male in the group.......... i had to work with all the people that no one else wanted to work with.......... and i had to take the doors that no one else wanted because........... why............ i had to set the damn example............. wth.

the only time i could go out with fun people was if i was sneaky about it and met up with them somewhere else........ but then i got chewed out for not being there at service time to conduct the damn meeting.............. and if you got a solid cargroup ahead of time...... wont mean someone wont bitch untill you break it up and distribute it amonst the rest........ unless you had plans that took you to a certain area and werent comeing back untill evening.................. cause they didnt want to spend that much time out............. they would let you go.

gotta love the old folks who make special pains to remind everyone......... i was a SPECIAL PIONEER.......... so they are older than dirt and alot of the time as unchangeing. they got their minds made up and jesus couldnt change them if he tried..............

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Tribulation in the flesh ...

by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

as an active jw i remember hearing that individuals who chose to marry would have "tribulation in the flesh".

what exactly is the jw interpretation of that phrase?

any ideas?.

primitivegenius

lol means your wife will have a tribulation or two whilst getting oral sex lol

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JW's Raised In - Did you get bullied during you Grade School Years?

by BBOARD in

due to the way i was raised a jw i constantly felt guilt for trying to act like the other guys and it made me stand out even worse.

to this day, due to this, i nowdays become somewhat physically ill whenever i hear a brother give a talk where he says (many here have heard it in different forms) "if jehovah was looking at you youths in the congregation during school could he tell the difference between you and a worldy person.

" myself and most of the other jw guys during middle school and high school did not have the confidence or the "rough and ready to fight" type of body language so we tended to get picked on.

primitivegenius

If I had a nickle for every time I was called a commi for not saluting the flag.

damn.......... i completely forgot about all that crap.

i went to a small school.............. and i was the ONLY JW. i finally graduated to highschool and when i did that year the only other witnesses moved to another school district so again i was the only witness.

it coulda been fun........... cause i coulda pretended i wasnt a dub.......... but being the completely brainwashed drone i was................ it sucked.

i was 6 2 and weighed 260 so i didnt get much crap except for a teacher or two.

i was FORCED to give my teachers the school brocure.......... so went to this one teacher. the one that EVERYONE said unanimously was the FUN teacher.......... he instantly took a dislikeing to me from that moment on. every opportunity he had he would be makeing snide remarks to me. one time he started teaching about evolution.......... and we happened to share the same last name so when he made a degradeing remarke to ME it appeard he was makeing fun of himself.

MR JONES might belive he got here from monkeys but we know better......... or something like that. only he said it alot meaner........... i was like GREAT..... even tho the rest of the class thought he was talking about himself........ i knew he meant me.

i even had some serious doubts then but i did what i was supposed to according to cult doctrine............ accepted the problem was with me and prayed and waited on jehovah to fix my doubts................ fortunately he did.......... i have NO DOUBTS that the jws are crazy ass cultmembers....... so i got the hell out

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Conversation with my mom

by RollerDave in

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anyone could turn that over, it's no big deal really.. deaf alzheimer's lady: oh.

rollerdave: oh, and what's more, it's not just big, but also 'big-like' which is a distinction without a difference.. deaf alzheimer's lady: uh, ok.... rollerdave: i mean it's massive.. deaf alzheimer's lady: so that's what you like about it?

it's big?.

primitivegenius

hey dave ....... how many return kingdum hell eggings did you get last month........

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How do you feel about funerals?....would you want one?

by restrangled in

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i find funerals and wakes morbid and horribley depressing for all involved.

i just recently attented a celebration of someone's life, after their death.

it was wonderful.

primitivegenius

http://www.lifegem.com/

thats the only way my wife is gonna get another damn diamond outta me............ jk

its either sick as hell or funny as hell.......... im still debateing

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Career change??

by serendipity in

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what are your experiences with career changes?

how did you decide on your new career?

did it work out as you planned?

primitivegenius

I don't know if this is a mid-life crisis and my experience is par for the course, but I feel very compelled to make a change (so much so that I volunteered to be laid off.) I'm trying to figure out what I want to do the next 15-20 years I have to work. I may soon get the opportunity to leave my employer with a nice fat severance check and I don't want to squander the opportunity.

for gods sake........ dont do what my father did..................

took a voluntary lay off............... paid off all his bills.............. and regular pioneered for the next 3 or 4 years...........

what a total ******** waste of time.

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REMIND ME WHY I, YOU, ARE HERE ON FRIDAY, NITE?????

by BIG D in

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why are we here on date nite, all the singles????.

big d.

primitivegenius

im fighting virtumonde.................... and its kicking my arse damn it.................... anyone got any tips before i go all psycotic on that damn trojan?