Posts by primitivegenius

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A better person

by solidergirl in

i am a much better person outside the organization.

) i respect my mom way more than i did while in the org.

) i'm more open and truly listen when people tell me what they believe.

primitivegenius

welcome..............glad ta have ya

i can honestly lie and say none of us *&^%$$ *&^%$#@ curse here. so watch your *&^%$#@ language lol

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UPDATE ON MY SISTER'S WEDDING

by zamora251978 in

hey guys just an update.

she e-mailed me and said i only had permission to her ceremony.

i did not get an invite.

primitivegenius

its not to late for an APOSTA HALL lol

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Avoiding an Elder

by R.F. in

i'm almost six months past walking away from the religion, and one of the elders has risen and thrown a monkey wrench into my entire plan.

things have been great actually.

since i've managed to shed myself of congregation responsiblities, the elders have gotten off my back quite a bit.

primitivegenius

That sure was sneaky and low, but what else can you expect from an elder

now i gotta wonder........ did my mom tell him i would be home and answer that day......... or was it just blind luck...............................

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Recipes for Pig Tails

by snowbird in

jw
friends

when i was a child, my mother used to cook pig tails a lot.. she would stew them down in onions, peppers, and other spices.

then she would dust them lightly with flour and brown them in the oven.

they were simply delicious.. i haven't had any for a while now due to blood pressure problems.

primitivegenius

for real........... my wifes people are from the carbbian................ they eat some strange ***

her grandmother said......... she was thinking of me when she decided to make some souce................. i was like....... ok and thinking WTF is souce. so she makes me follow her around to the kitchen......... this big huge ass pot of something boiling. she goes on to tell me whats in it........... pigs feet...... cows feet....... lets just say simular nasty ****, its just quicker that way.

now im like thinking................. what the HELL have i ever done or said to you that made you think i would EVER eat that kinda mess?

so she says that she has a huge mess of it cooking and that is what we will have when we come over sunday for dinner............ i was like ........ um......... i might be getting a stomach ache........... yeah....... um......... pretty likely.

she MAKES ME TASTE IT.......... the damn feet are still pinkish white........... its pretty damn much just cartilage........... so i blew the liquid off the spoon in a very convinceing manner to suggest i had indeed tasted this concoction..............

the next day i know im F***** and that i WILL have to at least sample it....... so im thinking........ ill try the cows foot.......... at least thats beef ........ right?

i no sooner get there than she marches me to the kitchen and has me assist her in pouring this molten mess into another container....... about half of it.............

the instructions i received....... just skim off the grease when it congeals..............

then i find out....... this huge ass container...... is to be my doggy bag......... its what i get to take home with me.................. can you say HELL NO

so i actually get a bowl of it........... picking through the cartilage and eating it in front of her and telling her how good it was..................... it tasted like strong potroast........... strong tough potroast.

i even went back and pretended to get seconds.............. to make her feel better.

now i try to get out without takeing any............ didnt work she mentioned it three times how i must take it......... now if i take that s*** its gonna go in the trash can before i get inside the house......... so i figure better me leave it for any other unlucky bastard who might actually LIKE it........so i get a bowl................ to take with............... and decide...... she has plastic interlocking plates that are disposeable......... so i get two of them and pretend to get that junk and lock the plates together......... exit as quickly as possible....... thanking her profusely for the soup.........

i thought my wife was gonna choke when i handed her my plate and said.......... honey hold this carefully and dont spill any ok..................

as soon as she got it from me........ she KNEW that bastard was EMPTY lol and almost laughed.

I HATE MY WIFE sometimes......... she dosent eat beef OR pork.............. so she got out of having to even try that stuff. i would make the same claim.......... except........... sometimes she makes damn good ribs and steak....... so that makes up for it lol

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Wish me luck...I'm about to go on an interview...

by FreedomFrog in

jw
friends

remember when i posted a possible job interview at a daycare center...well, i've had 2 phone interviews and 1 face to face coming up in an hour.. getting this job will make or break me at this point...lol.

anyway..i'm excited and nervous at the same time... be back later to let ya all know what went on.. ~freedom frog~.

primitivegenius

so........... seriously........... what kinda drugs did they let you test?........ any good?

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Recipes for Pig Tails

by snowbird in

jw
friends

when i was a child, my mother used to cook pig tails a lot.. she would stew them down in onions, peppers, and other spices.

then she would dust them lightly with flour and brown them in the oven.

they were simply delicious.. i haven't had any for a while now due to blood pressure problems.

primitivegenius

ok i have never shared this recipe with anyone.......... so feel privledged.................

first get 4 or 5 nice juciy pig tails......... fresher ones can be gotten from your local slaughter house.......

should weigh about 3 lbs or so.

now get an old hickory or oak board about 1ft by 2 ft clean it off well.

turn the oven to 350 to preheat

get enough potatoes for the people your having over....... 4 to 6 usually works

put the pig tails on the board and put the washed and peeled potatoes around it.

next get one good sized vidaila onion and wash and peel and rough chop.... sprinkle that on top of the pig tails

next get some carrots........ if you use big normal carrots then peel and lay on top of the onions....... if you use baby carrots then wait half way through the cooking process before adding them.

wrap the entire thing in tin foil........ put in oven for 1hour to and hour and a half............. tails must be thoroughly browned..... let cool for 15 - 20 minutes

then through out the pig tails and eat the damn board

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My daughter got shunned today.

by momzcrazy in

my 12 year old daughter works in the office at her school.

a sister was checking her son in late and the secretary said,"courtney will get you a late return slip.

" and lisa just turned around and left.

primitivegenius

wont work....... that superior attitude is ALL they have. that is the only way they can feel good about themselves.. lets face it.. you have a religion (CULT) where more than 50% of their people work in the cleaning business. so they get to go clean tolits for a living or wash windows....... whatever. so the only way they can feel that they have made something of themselves or even that they have a future........... is to look forward to the new system and come up with all sorts of bulls*** that they will do then.

ill travel the world in the new system........... well all ride horses in the new system............ no computers in the new system...... cause we wont have electricity........ bs bs bs

fact is they could travel the world NOW, except all their money is being funneled into a publishing company that pretends to be a religion.

the other way they make something of themselvers........... they look down on EVERYONE else who suspiciously dosent measure up......... up to what? god takes us all as we are. so that B............ tries to make a 12 yr old feel bad because her mother isnt doing what MEN say she should.

they pull people in....... love bomb them into submission............ then when they get baptised......... it all changes.

now the clothes they wore to attend the meetings arent good enough........ jeans............... what........ no you need a suit....... but not a wild suit. and your firebird is no longer suitable........ you need a ugly a$$ mercury grand marquee..... a veritable box on wheels. cause you can get 6 people in that bastard for service.......... and then no one pitches in any gas money. oh your sideburns come down three inches from the top of your ears............. you cant have any privledges......... facial hair................we will let you have a mustache but THATS IT..........(jesus had a beard) oh oh what kind of music do you listen to.......... if its not classical........ were gonna have a problem with you..........

so shallow people are jealous that we are living our damn lives while they are stuck trying to make themselves feel better by being snobs.............. better them than me

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College problems for daughter

by Stopthem in

i need electronic copies of anything in the watchtower or anything else speaking against college and higher education, preferably from the october 15 2005 wt and onward.

my bright, intelligent 17-year-old daughter just informed me that she's decided against going to college because of all the garbage her kingdumb hall has told her.

her mother started up going to jw about 4 years ago, and i guess i wasn't watching what they were doing to my daughter closely enough (but then, they don't want you to).

primitivegenius

how about telling her to go to work flipping bugers or washing windows or mopping floors....... get a taste of that, try to live on that...... between now and college. act as if she is going to college....... and if this proves to be a better life..... the life she wants to live......... then she can always cancell college at the 11th hour

couple weeks of tolit brush duty should straighten her out

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