Posts by primitivegenius

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My Favorite Field Service Restaurants and Coffee Spots

by Cheetos in

yup good old sambo's restaurant, was great cause back in the day we could go there and for ten cents and of course a tip for the waitress we could have a bottomless cup of coffee and set there and bs most of the day, and then leave our tip and a watchtower and awake and count it as a placement.. .

there was this bowling alley called hill top lanes in my town, that me and a few of us would go to, we would force our selfs to hang with the friends for about an hour or so in field service then we would say that we have a few return visits we have to go to, we would get there and bowel a few games and drink a few beers and then call it a day and of course leave a few old magazines there.

and when i was really young me and this dude would go to the gray hound station and pass out a few tracts then play pin ball till about 1:00 pm and count the time.

primitivegenius

hell i would get up at 7am and start writeing a letter to my non jw grandma...... bout 5 minutes worth, then get my shower and get ready to go........... meet for service at 9am. work with whoever showed up and 80% of the time i was the only one with territory....... and i picked my territories carefully. i wanted more rural than city so longer distance between houses........ and i picked the ones where i didnt know anyone who lived there. nothing worse than to come face to face with someone you know or work with. embarrassed to be there but fully brainwashed so you couldnt NOT make your presentation or else jehovah would hate you lol. so then i would plan lunch around the good places to eat and try to go with people who would leave a magazine....... cause i thought it was tackey but if they wanted to i would sure as hell count the time. then afternoon i would make the drive to the far reaches of the territory...... sometimes from the east to the west if ya know what i mean................. make a call in each of the two farthest corners of the territory....... yeah.

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Well, I woke up this morning for a nice surprise....Ugh!!!

by FreedomFrog in

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i was leaving to go have my finger prints done when i seen a nice long red scratch from the back door to the rear bumper of my car.

it looks like she basically drove onto my car because it's scratched the alloy wheels.

there is black tire on the rims of my tire with red in the mix.

primitivegenius

the government has my fingerprints........... so no more fun for me.

let us know how it goes with this wench.............. and if she gives you any crap, start calling the police annomusly everytime they get loud and rowdy. if they cant have their fun maybe they will leave.

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What's the longest you've spent without going on a computer?

by JH in

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i don't spend a day without turning on my computer.

sometimes i wonder how long i could go without turning this thing on..... it's true that i have good music downloaded and i enjoy listening to music and i love reading bad news...lol and i also love to have a peek here on jwd and chat now and then.. since the last 5 years, i guess i didn't spend a day without going on a computer.

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primitivegenius

cabel got cut off...... had made an arraingement for them to hold cutting it off untill a date........ two weeks from the day they cut it off............ but somehow they didnt save it in the system........ soooooooo once its cut off the only way to get it back is to pay the bill.......... and it hit between paydays damn it. so two weeks ........ more like 9 days of absolute hell................ solitaire dosent do it for me lol.

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Just finished talking to an old JW friend....

by R.F. in

....and it was all that i expected.. she and i were extremely close at one time, but we sort of lost touch with each other over a year or go or so, not getting to talk to each other much within that time frame.

she's a very hardcore pioneer as i once was.

i think that's why we got along so great.

primitivegenius

tell her that your exploreing your options....... cause a hot man virgin of your years brings a preimum price on the black market. if she wants to bid she can check out your auction on ebay.

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My JW father, I bet he's dissapointed in my ass!

by dawg in

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i was just sitting here laughing, thinking about how disapointed my father must be in me... what?

for figuring out it's all crap?

that's what tortures me the most, i really didin't want to let anyone down, but damn, how long could i lie to myself?.

primitivegenius

i feel that dawg.......... and i think its funny as hell. my dad admires stand up men but when i stand up and call bulls*** and refuse to live a lie......... he aint admiring anything. all he can do is reply with conditioned responses typical of cults................ but you do know there is no where else to go.......... ect.

the fact i stood up and extended my middle finger to that pedophile loving orginazation built upon blood and lies....................... should be respected. i couldnt defend that cult if i was called to....... but i can defend myself and the falseness of it.

funny ....... they always said you must be always ready to make a defense for jehovah........ and i always felt bad because i didnt think i could.............. now i realize.......... i can defend GOD........ just not the religion.

so screw them....... ill defend myself and my family (wife and son) and god........ but *&^% them slimey bastards

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At the risk of Outing myself...

by BONEZZ in

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...oh wait a minute, i'm out but my daughter is still in...anyway all this talk about gas prices and electric cars, etc made me want to mention my newest venture.

(apologies for this being so long but here's a little background).

i used to produce a classic car tv show that ran for many years on pbs across the nation and was syndicated in several countries.

primitivegenius

all i want to know is..................... DOES IT HAVE A DAMN HEMI

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Men are just happier people

by helncon in

what do you expect from such simple creatures?

your last name stays put.

the garage is all yours.. wedding plans take care of themselves.

primitivegenius

You can never be pregnant.

some of us look like it tho

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

yeah but only one of them is black..... the other two are white and grey............ i want 3 pairs of black..... so i gotta throw the other two out.......... well after wearing them for 10 years.

You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

jock strap...........

nah we see em we just dont give a s***

You only have to shave your face and neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

and back....... dont forget to shave the back....... well ........... weed eat

my belly ALWAYS hides my big hips

my legs can also be used as a signaling device in emergencys...... glow in the dark white

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Avoiding an Elder

by R.F. in

i'm almost six months past walking away from the religion, and one of the elders has risen and thrown a monkey wrench into my entire plan.

things have been great actually.

since i've managed to shed myself of congregation responsiblities, the elders have gotten off my back quite a bit.

primitivegenius

yeah thats a damn good idea............. you change congs to one outside your circuit and request your records transfered...... go to a few more meetings then go to another cong even further away and do it again....... then never come back........ they wont know where you went.......... or your phone number so they will have no way to trace you and if they do call the former cong that you were at for a month............. they prolly wont go further than that. you can use the excuse that you have job issues and get transfered or suggest some instability and that you move for work..............

that way the locals wont have jurisdiction over you........ so you KNOW they dont give a rats patooie about ya..... just their responsiblitys according to the flock book.

i would damn sure NOT meet with them. they have NO control over you now you have seen through the bulls***. im to busy right now............ i work alot at my minimum wage job....... thanks wt for that........... to pay my rent. i gotta get up early for work....... so i gotta go to bed right now............ ill call you if i can make some time for ya........ yeah right.......... thats what i would do.

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