and remember................ there is always BILL CLINTONS definition of intercourse...................(in my best redneck arkansas accent) "ah did not have sexual relations with that woman" by that definition were all clean right............lol
primitivegenius
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My wife's meeting with the elders about our hanky panky
by JimmyPage inwell my wife met with the elders about our pre-marital activities.
i told her i wasn't interested in going and i really thought i would catch some flak from the gifts in men about it.
i was quite prepared to da if it came to it or just be straight up df'd.
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primitivegenius
well one ate grass and spewed horse sh**, the other spewed horse sh** and called it spiritual food
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My wife's meeting with the elders about our hanky panky
by JimmyPage inwell my wife met with the elders about our pre-marital activities.
i told her i wasn't interested in going and i really thought i would catch some flak from the gifts in men about it.
i was quite prepared to da if it came to it or just be straight up df'd.
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primitivegenius
be sure and hide a couple of those wonderfully decorated easter eggs in her service bag
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Sex offenders website
by avengers inhello everyone.. haven't used this forum for awhile.. anyway i'm back.. i have a question.
does anyone of you know a free site where we can locate sex offenders.. i used it before so i know it exists.
help me please.. there's someone i would like to nail.. thanks.. andy.
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primitivegenius
just call up the local body of elders...................... wait they wont release that info........ my bad
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Question about Judicial Committee
by sammielee24 indoes anyone know if there is any printed material out there, that outlines the procedure as far as contacting an original judicial committee by a reinstatement committee?
i know that the elders that the person approaches for reinstatement contact the original jc however, i am looking for the written guidelines regarding what information and how much detail one committee is supposed to share with the other.
sammieswife..
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primitivegenius
i think its one of those things where they wont print that kind of information.......... instead they have the elders hand write it in the flock book at their annual elders meetings so they can deny it since they never actually printed anything. i personally know that each committee is completely different. some would be eager to share and others will look at it from the point of view that someone is trying to mess with their authority.
i guess what im trying to say is it depends on what kind of as**oles you have on the DFing committee. also depends on how they look at the person being DFed.......... do they like him.......... do they hate him......... are they jealous/lust after..... of him (or her)..........
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Has anyone lost a friend or known of someone who committed suicide over BORG-induced guilt?
by Alpaca ini am not going to use any names for this because i don't want to cause potential hurt to anyone.. there was a very nice family in my congregation when i was a teenager.
step-dad, mom, and her 4 kids.
the dad became an elder, had a great business, the mom spent lots of time with the kids.
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primitivegenius
yeah i knew of a couple who actually suceeded and many many more who either attempted or were in the process and thank god were interupted. i think we all know hundreds that have thought about it.
one of the ones i knew who suceeded........ it was from guilt, OMG he watched a rated R movie......... such a waste. i dont even think anyone knew that he watched the movie..... but the guilt of it all destroyed him.
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...Were you ever happy,a Jehovah`s Witness was Dead?...
by OUTLAW insome jehovah`s witness are a lot of trouble.....especially family members..... regardless of how you try to avoid them,they are always causing trouble in your life and with your family..the grief is endless..it literally goes on for years,then decades..untill they die.....then all of a sudden there is peace in your life..the trouble is gone!...........were you ever happy a jehovah`s witness was dead?..or..permanently out of your life?.
...outlaw.
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primitivegenius
i agree with min................ now if they were on a Oceanic flight that mysteriously disappeared forever on a return flight from australia............. hey i know many i wished had booked tickets. many i would prefer were out of sight and therefore out of mind. but i would never wish them death....... thats their gig............. eaten by birds and all
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Vote:DO you think the WTBTS will end with a BANG or a WHIMPER
by superman inpersonally i think it will end with a whimper.
i think that they will always have members, but after the "system" continues and more and more people get discouraged, df'd, da'd, or fade after a long enough time they will slowly continue to consilidate halls (lose members) until it finally get so small they eventually go by the wayside or switch to something like e-meetings or web-meetings or once yearly conventions.
any takers??
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primitivegenius
hey what if we sent jack bauer after the annointed................ that way if you partake BANG BANG your double tapped............... then they would have died "faithful to the end". then no one could partake since they were all wiped out........... if someone new partakes we keep jack on retainer......... so after four or five years without any partakers.................... no sign of armagedon................... maybe someones eyes will be opened lol.
jk btw they deserve to drown in their own lies, not getting the easy option. i think there will be those who cant afford to open their eyes.......... they have spent 30 or 40 years or more serving the cult waiting for the end of the world that isnt coming......... they have rejected all their family and will not be friends with anyone whos not as brainwashed as they are.............. what do they have to look forward to. this is all they have and they wont start over.
hopefully the new ones wont stay long, and the young ones being brought up in it will see via the evil INTERNETZ and common sense....... along with higher learning......... that its all a load of hooooooeeeeeeeeyyyy
in that aspect i think that it will go out with a whimper, but i would love it so much if the entire cult self destructed internally. not the damn "the goverments are turning on us" that they keep praying for. instead to be ignored as inconsequential by the government while their asses get sued off.
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primitivegenius
nah the real question is what is Jay Z gonna do to his punk arse?.................
1.) ruin him professionally.............. JZ is a gangsta....... he dont play that crap....... he is gonna make sure that chris brown cant get so much as a barmitzfa gig....... ever
2.) bankrupt him.............. all i gotta say is chris better have some money saved up in a swiss account.........
3.) in a year or so........ thats when he starts falling down stairs or walking into doors....... naturally JayZ gonna have a iron clad alibi.......... he has people that he dosent have to instruct as to what to do...............
ah who knows he probably will stop at 1 or 2 especially if she is still with the fool...... personally id think a baseball bat to the vocal cords followed by a couple to his balls would be a good start but then again im viscious............ oh and cant forget some way for him to spend some good quality time with BUBBA in county lockup........... preferably in COMPTON lol
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My continuing soap opera
by JimmyPage inwell the elders wanted to meet with the wife and i last week.
one of the elders i like, the other one i did not feel comfortable with.
so i told the wife this.
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primitivegenius
hahahhah that was my OTHER guess.............. best way to be on JWD is where your wife cant see............... (psst........... your secrets out)