well if things hold true........ and the knights i know personally............. pretty much.................... drink sh*tloads of beer
primitivegenius
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Fluff-Knights of Columbus Picture
by Yerusalyim inya'll remember my story of how this woman gave me $300.00 to buy my knights of columbus regalia back in june, right?
i got it, this is a pic of me, the incoming grand knight for my council in south carolina, and my dad, the out-going grand knight back at home in the midwest.
dad will be 70 in two months.
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Can a witness receive a massage?
by JH in.
just wondering if witnesses are aloud to go and receive a massage and be touched by other than their spouse?
i'm talking about a normal clean massage here, don't get me wrong.. .
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primitivegenius
ohhhhhhhhh in cars with girls its such a scary thought................. i was going out in service with a couple sisters in a darkly tinted suv one time. elders wife pulls up and is waiting at the hall for her biblestudy, and there i am leaving the meeting for service with a young goodlooking sister with me....................... so she calls her husband and he calls my dad and is all up in my ass over it. so my dad asks how i did in service that day and i said who all went out and where we worked.......... all not at homes naturally and didnt get to collect much $$ for the borg. so he starts laughing cause in the front seat with me was hot young very white and blonde sister and in the back seat is the older black sister who is wearing black with black sunglasses on................... so she actually blended with the tinted windows and the dark grey interior. cant win for loseing i guess lol
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Hot Legs!
by Englishman injust wondering... with all this hot weather we're having at the moment (92 in wsm, which for the uk is as hot as it gets), are sisters still expected to wear tights - that's pantyhose btw - to the meetings and when out in the ministry?.
her ladyship says that only old dears wear tights in summer anyway.. so, what is the current permitted apparel for sisters?
are trousers now allowed?
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primitivegenius
hahahaha more power to ya cruzan texas heat aint nothing to make light of lol
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An elder wants to study with me...please help!
by shotgun inafter my recent barrage of elder visits i've been told that to truly show i'm willing to work at restoring my faith a bs is needed.. i want to be able to pick a few recent publications (last 10 yrs) and sit down with him and examine all the quotes and references in the publications to show how the society has misquoted and misrepresented so much in their publications.
do you know which publications would be best..keeping in mind the reference material will also have to readily accessible to be of any use.
i don't think searching on the internet will be acceptable to him.. .
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primitivegenius
and hey if ya want outta it just pretend to be possessed by demons and foam at the mouth and run around the room tearing clothes off and jumping on furnature. scream in an incomprehensible language that you just made up on the spur of the moment and then if that dont do it run up to them and hump there legs and whimper like a whipped puppy........... or better yet impersonate a young child and beware of molestation hahahahaha sorry just needed something crazy to be said and i have a phd in crazy
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It has demons! Burn it!
by smurfette indid any jw's ever sieze anything you owned due to demonic possesion?
did they ever burn anything to free it of demons?
my mother was and is famous for this.
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primitivegenius
we were always tearing up things and throwing them away if they looked scary with the lights out. LOL
hey i resemble that comment hahahahahaha
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Who'da thunk it? I mean...really
by arrowstar inthere are days in our lives that make you think maybe we're not in this alone.
a higher power....or just sheer, blind luck?
don't know...don't care...but if i had any sense i would be buying a lottery ticket.. now that y'all are thinking..."what is that crazy redhead up to now?
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primitivegenius
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my heroineeee hope your new place works out beyond all your expectations
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Hot Legs!
by Englishman injust wondering... with all this hot weather we're having at the moment (92 in wsm, which for the uk is as hot as it gets), are sisters still expected to wear tights - that's pantyhose btw - to the meetings and when out in the ministry?.
her ladyship says that only old dears wear tights in summer anyway.. so, what is the current permitted apparel for sisters?
are trousers now allowed?
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primitivegenius
no such thing lee. if you dont talk then were bored so keep on a talking
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BEAUTIFUL FEMINISTS?
by Mecurious? inare feminists unattractive?
i mean physically.
most of the feminists i've met were either ugly, dykey or both.
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primitivegenius
hahaha this is a messed up thread geeze. points made......... pretty women might in fact get hooked straight out of the gate by some rich person............ but you damn well know that there being hooked as a temporary trophy wife or gf and will be replaced by someone younger and better looking (due to the fact that no one remains cute and perky all there life without silicone additives and even then) the men that marry that type of woman are all focusing on the outside and dont care whats on the inside as long as she is a yes girl. i have known several feminests and some of them actually made me feel bad when i tried to be helpfull and open a door or offered to carrry something for them and i find myself now not offering as much so as not to offend then i wonder .............. did this or that girl really need help? when i look at the ones i knew ill admit one of them was more manly acting than me but i think she made that choice to look that way because i have seen pictures of her when she was younger and she looked pretty enough. but to say that all feminests are ugly is just crazy because what has looks to do with intelligence or a persons beliefs. heck i even had a beautiful girl want to dance with me before an of course i was to damn shy, lol but she knew me from visiting with her grandmother and so she really knew me. so that just leaves me to question her sanity lol hahahahha. pretty people make me nervouse but cute ones are another story well................ kinda are sometimes lol.
of the painfully shy class
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Me with all my kids on Mother's Day (photo)
by Mulan infor any who are interested, this is a photo taken this past mother's day.
the giant is our second son, steve, who is 6'5" or more.
the other boys, randy and dan are both over 6'2".. left to right they are: princess (rachel) 33, randy 39, dan 23, and steve 37. that's me in the chair.
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primitivegenius
wow a lovely family mulan congrats
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Having children ??? did the Watchtower have an affect on your decisions ???
by run dont walk ini remember growing up and thinking that there was no way i would have kids ......... why ???
....... because i did not want to raise them the way i was raised, in the borg.
i went through hell, why put a defenceless child through that.
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primitivegenius
yeah they damn sure did.......... COULDNT GET ANY SO........ no children hahahahahah but im sure there are worse things.............. arent there? :P