Posts by primitivegenius

ok dang it one of these days im gonna run outta these things lol. went on a return visit with a friend............ and it was an old house that had most definatelyseen better days lol. went into it and it was hot and smelly and very very dark................ only one light bulb and that was the sum of the electric in the house that i could see lol. old man was sitting there in a pair of boxer shorts and i thought he was wearing a union suit underneath the boxers cause you could see his arms and legs where white and then there was a line of dirt where his shirt went and pants........................................... then i relaized that he was only wearing the boxer shorts............ and that was dirt...................... and i dont think he had a bath but prehaps once a week and he was proud that his electric bill was like six dollars a month cause all he did was read bythat lightbulb lol can you say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW lol

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Door to Door stories anyone?

by Myxomatosis in

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i'm sure this has been done, but i'm very curious to hear stories from your preaching work as a publisher, aux.

pioneer, reg.

pioneer, whatever.

primitivegenius

ok went to another trailor house and heard water running so knocked and a cute little thing came to the door kinda....... she just leaned around the edge of it wearing a lil tank top that was partially wet..................without a bra underneath............ all i gotta say about that was DAMN lol. so i offered her the mags quick as i could............... and she said yeah she liked reading them lol but that she wasnt wearing anything but panties cause she was getting ready to take a shower but if i could come back again she would get me a donation lol..............sigh................ oh but me being shy as can be i sent someone else back lol. WHAT THE HECK WAS WRONG WITH ME LOL hahhahah

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Door to Door stories anyone?

by Myxomatosis in

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i'm sure this has been done, but i'm very curious to hear stories from your preaching work as a publisher, aux.

pioneer, reg.

pioneer, whatever.

primitivegenius

went to visit some friends up north......... yankees in all aspect lol. went out with them in service............ my door. knocked on the door and no one was home so we headed back to the mystery machine........ aka van holding the max amount of people so we did the least actual knockin lol. guy comes driveing up in a jeep so i was like GREAT now i gotta get out and go at least tell him what we were doing....... so hehehe lil pretty girl that was out was to embarassed to go back with me so i went solo.......... and the dude says in a real confrontational manner.......... CAN I HELP YOU! and i noticed he was wearing camo and it was close to deer season there so i made small talk and just said i didnt want to keep him but we were just out shareing a bible message and offered him the wt and awake which he declined................. all the while holding a ruger blackhawk unsucessfully behind his leg. i grinned and wished him a nice day and got in the van and left. the lil perdy gurl was white faced and almost in tears............. lol. so i made fun of her and everyone else lol. by saying im from the south........ everyone has guns there lol. heck ive went in service with guns in my trunk lol. :P anyways lol thats one story

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OMG! Tattooing Babies????

by Yizuman in

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first i posted about the tongue splitting modification article and then the body modification article and now this.... .

babies are being tattooed by their parent(s)!!???????.

now we need a governmental ban on this crap!

primitivegenius

hahahhaha i was sitting here thinking thats sooooooooooo messsssssed up...................... thank goodness its a hoax lol. i love tatts even tho i havent got any... but to brand a child....................... thats sick evil and wronggggggggg lol

but it made for a good laugh lol

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Random notes from the Motor City...

by Aztec in

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thought i'd pop in and say "hello" to all!

i have a computer but i don't have the time or money to get it hooked up to the internet right yet.

i should have it all together in the next month...let's hope anyway.

primitivegenius

Oh well, I might be able to get online Tuesday..till then I am gonna go sunburn my buns.....

i know i speak for many of us who are concerned for the welfare of your skin......... so please post pics soon so we can be assured your not getting skin cancer

hahahhahha jp

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I am so angry I am sick to my stomach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ravyn in

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i just had a jw come to my door and i had to threaten her to get her to leave!

i told the woman right off i was 'apostate' and had no intention of changing it.

she kept asking me personal questions which i told her were none of her business and she said she would have the elders come by and i told her that if they came by the better be wearing bullet proof vests!

primitivegenius

This is true, but they have to be inside your home. If she comes back, make sure you get her inside first.

nah................ you shoot them then drag them inside lol....... jk no guns for y ou rav............... cept maybe squirt gun lol. and sorry to hear you got the persistant one. (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((RAV))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

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C.T. Russell's grave vandalized

by RR in

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i attended a week long [six day] bible student convention in johnstown, pa, just outside of pittsburgh, there was a sister from romania who wanted to visit pastor russell's grave, so we drove the 2 hours up there, the last time i was there was in 1999.

well, apparently russell'sgrave was vandalized, on the front and back of the tombstone there are these photos of russell embedded into the granite, someone decided to keep a momento and ripped them off, so there's just a hole where the pictures were.

no respect for the dead, oh well.

primitivegenius

well you know they danced on it lol

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Serena Williams Gets Part on Showtime

by closer2fine in

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how do you think the jw's will react to this?

this show is rated ma for mature audiences (ie, nudity, language).

serena williams gets part on showtime.

primitivegenius

ohhhhh yeah i was there but when she offfered to make a huge contribution to the world wide work we decided she was obviously repentant and let her off with no restrictions............ hahahhaa jk as you well know but thats how i imagined the senerio went pretty much.

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Would you ever come back for someone you loved?

by micheal in

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if there was someone you were crazy about who went back to associating with jw's again and they asked you to come back too, only because to live dividedly for the rest your life would be just too hard and awkward.

keep in mind your role would be very limited, few meetings a month, couple hrs service a month etc.. i know "if" this was before me i would feel that i would never ever want to come back.

i don't believe it is the truth, can't stand the control among other reasons.

primitivegenius

very important question. could i for someone i loved......................yes....... initally, but there is something that i cannot do.......... and thats allow this person to think i belived................. because if they were that important to me i couldnt be anything but honest...... and the honest response is............ i might at first but id never be active and would miss meetings horribly and with about a 98% chance in a few years id quit all together or have one of those OLDER MEN tell me something that i knew was bull. then................. id tell him what i thought or just ignore what they said............. and do what i wanted anyways and thus the dfing. i have good friends who are still blinded and i could go to the meetings just to visit with them ya know socially, and i could go to a laundry mat or buss station and leave a magazine once a month. there is however no way i could join the school as it would be teaching all the LIES. so to sum it up you cant lie to the person you are in LOVE with ........... you gotta be honest, and my mouth is kinda big so id prolly be removed before i got discusted enough to leave on my own. and any kids.................................. if i wasnt going and didnt give a rats patoote about jws then what kinda an example would that be for the kids........ they would prolly leave themselves and guess where that puts momma................. blameing me for misleading them.......... so forgetabout it or be honest with them and see what they wanna do. you know that if your child comes and asks you something you cant lie to them......... so if your mate is trying to take them to the meetings and they ask you a question about something they learned................... you have to tell them its wrong........... lots of conflict there ....... prolly more than anyone can stand. just the opinion of a confirmend moron