Posts by primitivegenius

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Are JW's the only ones that turn in a time slip to show how much they love

by MsMcDucket in

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god?

just wondering?

primitivegenius

nah worse than that................... i was brainwashed and hooked............. it didnt occur to me to LIE ON THE DAMN PAPER. lol would have made my life SOOOOOOOOOOO easier. be like Hell yeah ill regular pioneer........... F*** sign me up to special....... oh, you never see me out in service, THATS CRAZY i put in 120 hours.............. oh i um i um write letters in the morning and at night and um i um go to bus stops in the early hours and then um i sometimes meet people at break time ........ and um regroup..... oh oh oh and i went these days to another congregation to help them work their territory cause you know the need is greater over there... and um i have studies.............. that never progress or come to meetings............. but um..... their real.......... really they are................. what are their names? ............ are you seriously asking me that question.............. oh um joe and then of course theirs frank and bill................ that was um this week and the week before i had a study with plato and socertees............... they are twin brothers. i would take you on the study i have today but unfortunately he cancelled at the last minute.......... so um ............... do you need a new territory lol

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REGRETS?

by REBORNAGAIN in

i was among the jw's for 30 whole years.

left them in 1999 and it was the best thing i ever did.

i can't believe how much i was deprived of, for that matter, all jw's.

primitivegenius

aint that just the damn truth.......... you are ok as a "worldly person" can wear whatever you want to the hall......... to suck you in. then once you are baptized the gloves come off. you must wear elder body approved clothing and have the same haircut. must put in a minimum of national average field circus numbers. must drive a 4 door car.... must never ever ever be alone with anyone of the opposite sex because fornication will ALWAYS result. then if you dont meet these lofty requirements..... your bad association, regardless of your circumstances. so the so called GOOD dubs wont associate with you.......... so whos left........ no friends allowed unless they are dubs so when you leave........... you have NO friends who arent dubs.

then years later after you have been freed............................. I still find myself judgeing.... WTF

I didnt like to be judged and yet its natural to do it because its been so ingrained into how we thought as dubs....... i still have to make myself quit and think....... but god loves whoever regardless and thank god for that cause tahts the only way he is gonna love me.

lol welcome and enjoy

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Has anyone ever run into someone REALLY CREEPY while out in service?

by Dorktacular in

i know i've run into quite a few weirdos.

i had one guy that told us that adolph hitler was going to come back from the dead to kill all jws.

needless to say, he didn't want a copy of the watchtower!

primitivegenius

was out as a lad and this sister was trying to speak to an old lady...... who came out with a shotgun and threatened to shoot her IN THE NAME OF JESUS..... turns out her daughter was a dub.... dont blame her for the hostility. lol

went to a door myself and a huge guy drove up an got out and began walking up to me..... this guy was probably 6 6 with a huge hairy beard..... so what was i to do..... gave my presentation , he wisely said not interested so as i turned away to leave i realize he had a revolver in his hand.

was at a door with a brother who was black and the guy at the door kept refering to the fact that if you couldnt blush then god wouldnt save you..... meaning that if you werent lilly white you were screwed.... he was in the kkk.

one day i went to knock on a little house behind another house.. and i knew who lived there..... because i worked with her husband. They were seperated and getting a divorce so she moved there behind her mothers house... well she was very cute and came to the door......... and said........... "im sorry im not wearing anything but my panties, i was just getting ready to get into the shower" heres the watchtower enjoy reading it goodbye . woulda been a nice RETURN VISIT

went to a house in the middle of nowhere and this little girl wanted to come to the door with me....... so i knocked and someone inside the house said COME IN..... so i knocked again and they yelled it even louder followed by...... ILL BE RIGHT THERE.... IM TAKEING A S***. so i waited and was like WTF........ the little girl (8yrs old) said ..... what did he say? so i was like omg maybe i miss heard so about two seconds later he confirmed that was in fact what he had said........ so i waited cause he was on his way and he saw the little girl got all and took the magazines........... i wish i would have said...... well sir (best salesmans voice) incase your running low on paper................. heres the wt and A...... the ink dosent transfer, and dont worry these are BACK ISSUES.

went to a door and there was a HUGE house with a HUGE big screen tv back in the day... guy was watching something and as soon as i knocked he turned the tv off and when he got up i noticed something. it was like he was pulling his pants up... came to the door and was nice and took the mags....... a little flushed tho.... only after the fact did i realize that he had been masterbating to porno........ later on i actually met him again....... he got hired where i worked........... i didnt let on i knew him lol. brian mccain you dirty perv lol......... again feel free to use this high quality paper.............. in any way you see fit..... EXCEPT READING.

went to one door and you just gotta love it when they are having a damn party on their front porch and you cant drive past them without stopping cause there is that SISTER or Brother........ you know the one i mean...... who simply HAS to get every door....... but is such a prick that they have to make you get it if its your turn. bout 5 guys sitting on the porch drinking beer and smokeing......... i have to walk up into the middle of them and ask whos housse it is.......... no one wanted to answer..... cant say as i blame them....... then when one guy fessed up............. he said that there was a lady that used to come bring them for him but she quit comeing....... cause he asked her to bring him playboy magazines when she came........... so how do you respond to that??? well i dont suppose she liked that. i was typical brainwashed prick tho so i kept on UNTILL HE SAID he wasn interested lol.

family member was studying with someone in a high crime drug area of our territory...... guy was crazy and kept getting worse....... during the study he had a pistol laying on the coffee table........ and would look at it and then look at the person conducting the study..... then look at the gun........... then look back...... as if to say... should i end your life.... or wait for the next paragraph to be read.

same area same person conducting another study in a house where the guy bootlegged booze and drugs. peeps showing up every few minutes and he would tell them there were popcicles in the freezer..... so they would go back and get a brown sack of beer and pay him or come back with a smaller sack and a popcicle............ didnt fool me lol.

as you can tell..... i wasted ENTIRELY to much of my time in the field circus

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Finally! Jehovah's Witnesses come to see smellsgood!

by smellsgood in

just now, i had two living, breathing, proseltyzing jehovah's witnesses come to the door.

it's been yeaarrrs!

one was very skinny and the other the other persuasion (i wonder how she would appreciate the articles re: overweight people printed in the seventies?).

primitivegenius

had some drones visit me the other day. im not quite ready for the confrontation yet but i did go outside and get the magazine they slid in my door........... was trying to tear it up.... then thought......... my son love tearing the hell out of books....... so i tore the cover off cause i cant bear to see him with a watctower in his hands, and then let him proceed to demolish it page by page........ glad the cult uses good ink... stays on the paper not on your hands.........

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Do those of you "born into the truth" have problems with relationships?

by marmot in

i'm a 4th generation dub and i was the epitome of a goodie-two-shoes elder's son.

i was taught/brainwashed that dating was evil and only for mature brothers (i distinctly remember a part on the assembly with a "demonstration" that said even 24 years old was too young to date and you should concentrate on becoming a ms or pioneer first) and went through so much soul-destroying guilt because of the society's utterly ridiculous stance on masturbation that it almost drove me to suicide.

didn't help that my father the elder had a massive porn stash.

primitivegenius

SOCIALLY RETARDED

thats the problem....... I think probably 90% of those who escape the cult feel it. You have no friends unless they are dubs.... and 200% of the time if you are alone for 2 minutes with a person of the opposite sex you naturally will engage in fornication.......... right? Its in the Watchtower so it MUST be true RIGHT???

I was a virgin at 30........... and knew something was wrong with the org even tho i kept following their brainwashed commands to pray because there was something wrong with ME. I FELT it comeing on......... every year that added up made me feel i was going to go that much more crazy. So what am I gonna do to solve the problem?

I cant date any so called "worldly girl" because there would be a 80% chance that someone in the org would see me out with someone they didnt know and no chaperone........... then back room for me. Definately didnt want a dub anymore because i was seeing through the org more clearly every day and how you gonna find someone else who does the same without risking your entire family by showing your .... GASP an apostate........... their words NOT MINE. pretty much your S*** out of luck there.

I traveled and met women and couldnt relate to them. like i said.... socially retarded. absolutely NO social skills......... yeah i was a regular pioneer, ms, worked at all the kh builds........ still dont know how to approach a girl. i mean dont you have to speak to her body of elders first....... does she have a good reputation? isnt that the most important thing in the world?

So i wasted my virginity on someone who didnt matter.......... big let down....... several someones in fact...... is this all their is?

Met someone........ HERE............ who wanted out.......... knew it was not gods organization. Met them face to face........... worked out.

Married, with the most beautiful son in the world. so im over it now right........... no more a social retard right??? NOPE still lingers.......... but fortunately i am getting much better and when i know people im not shy with them......... hope to lose the last of my retardation before my son is big enough to see it and wonder about it. cause HE WILL NEVER KNOW THAT CULT. if im scarred.... its ok cause now i know better and can improve myself.......... he will never suffer.

best advice i can give is give it time.... and screw EVERYTHING they told you in the cult. Look for someone who is worthy for you to waste your time on. If they arent interesting then they arent for you. watch "the pick up artist" on vh1 to see how other people can manage to overcome their fears and speak to women. i look and can relate to how those people feel and love to see them overcome their fears and talk to the girls.

PS it could always be worse....... my wifes aunt......... lifelong dub............. is 50.... and still a virgin. never been married........... and crazy and hell.

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Don't think i should have sent the text i just did ....

by dobbie in

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friends

think i just did something really stupid.

i have had a bad couple of days.

i was in the playground yesterday and had my jw bil stood right in front of me ignoring me totally (i'm d'ad) but talking to my hubby, who said nothing to him (her my eifes here too or something would have been nice) so i felt like total dogs poo and we both ended up in tears over it all when i got home.

primitivegenius

screw them........ they are in the wrong. a$$holes all.

first off......... your pregnate...... that means your entitled to mood swings and to snap....... hormones and all that........ then you add the witness horse crap on top of it.

tell them how you feel........... they cant stop you from feeling. their biggest weapons are fear and guilt trips. when you get past being controlled by them it gets a little easier. stuck up judgemental pricks.

secondly you KNOW she didnt come up to thank you for anything.......... she was just trying to show how much better she was than you. if she was sincere she woulda at least offered you a ride............ cause your PREGNATE.......................... its the only decent thing to do..... and she didnt..... hum... she isnt decent.

DONT APPOLOGIZE FOR SQUAT,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AND DONT TAKE THEIR CRAP

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Meet with elders because "I have left Jehovah"

by Rayvin in

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friends

my husband got a call on his cell phone.

an elder from the local kh told him he would like to get with both of us.

he said he was just getting in touch with the local people in his cong.

primitivegenius

hey rav this is a damn good question. they only want to judge you so talking to them is a waste of time and they got no right to say you have left anyone... thats between you and god. silence is their permission to df you without any further ado...... they like it that way.

i told my grandmother that when they come to her house to play dumb and they will leave her alone. they wont take the time to come visit her often because they dont really care they just want to appear to care.

you guys know you wont ever go back and i like some of the suggestions to put it back on them or make them go on the defensive.

lol best idea i got is for you to say that you are dealing with hard finacial problems and then hit them up for money............. and repeat every time you hear from them or see them.............. they will so RUN AWAY. lol

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The C word

by ness in

how do your minds work people??.

the word 'cult'.

who is comfortable saying they were raised in a 'cult' or were brainwashed temporarily by a 'cult'?.

primitivegenius

it is SOOOOOOOOO a cult. Hands down without any sort of doubt or question. I have absolutely no problem saying that to people. i was raised in a cult and that cult was jws.

now on the other hand i refuse to call myself an apostate. in order to be an apostate you would have had to leave something true...... and the jws are as false as they come.

instead i call myself a christian.

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Kingdom Hall Dedication (video) Complete w/CO Visit & Horrible Singing

by OpenFireGlass in

here's a virtual meeting to show someone what a jw meeting is like without the "love bombing", but all the jehoba this, and jehoba that, prayers, horrible out of tune mono-tone singing?, and a visit from the co giving the dedication talk/prayer... .

the co point's out that a kingdumb hall is only a kingdumb hall if there is a sign out in front stating so... and that if the kingdumb hall was sold it doesn't come with the sign...

(wtf?

primitivegenius

WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your weekend

by KW13 in

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friends

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what did you lot do this weekend?.

i had a friend i met on the web come down, been to the pub and had a laugh

primitivegenius

2nd place trophy in a carshow

where are the pics of the dang car grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr