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primitivegenius
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ATTENTION: ATTORNEYS AT LAW!
by WTNightmare00 inattention: attorneys at law!.
this is to let you and through yourself others in the legal community know that it is now extremely easy to not only sue but win big from the watchtower bible and tract society corporation over jehovahs witnesses (hereafter called the organization/ watchtower), which this invites you to do on behalf of numerous victims of child abuse.
this is because in 2006-2007 courts in california ruled .
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Small dog owners...please take note
by restrangled inwe just had a horrible episode in our back yard.
as most of you know i have two warlock dobermans.
they are very large and powerful.
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primitivegenius
aint it always the truth........ the smaller the dog is physically............ the meaner and more bad a$$ it thinks it is.
now my mother owned a kennel.......... and had over 75 breeders at her peak.........so guess who had to take care of them. plus she had persian cats........... which i despised(its different if its your personal well groomed pet). over the years we have had several dogs go where they shouldnt.......... and never return, so i really dont have much sympathy for the little runt....... hope he learned his lession and wont be back.......
my mother also in the height of her folly........... got a "good deal" on some dalmations and other BIG dogs........ she never had good health and was carrying around enough extra weight that she barely could keep up with the medium and small dogs she had......... no reasonable explaination for getting something BIGGER.
the male dalmation......... had a head shaped like a pitt............. so that good deal...... yeah right paying a reasonable full blood price for a mix........... well he had to be kept on a chain cause none of the runs could hold him................... I built the runs for MY personal Siberian Huskies......... so they were nice and big enough.... but this dog could CLIMB out.
this dog would allow the cats to roam around and get JUST inside his chains reach.................. then POOF no more cat............ now i like cats........ as i said...... in moderation..... but i cant say i wasnt amused when after the third one was CONSUMED by him................. and my mom kept gripeing.......... i was like........... ok THAT dalmation by HIMSELF eats more than my 6 huskies...... and you KNOW hes gonna eat any cat that gets near him............ so WHY are you still keeping him?
so mom aquired some normal mixed blood cats to keep mice out of the dog food........ and then the dog kept them undercontrol lol............. i bet he ate a dozen cats over the couple of years mom kept him......... and she would always gripe and i would say.............. WHY do you still have him........ its YOUR fault for keeping him because its his NATURE to EAT them.
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I need a simplified explanation...
by XOCO intoday i had a sister do a bible study with me and i asked her if jesus really died on a torture stake instead of a cross and i showed her john 20:25 emphasizing hands with an s and nails with an s. what the sister had told me was "yes one nail though his hands and one nail though his feet" ok so now back to the emphasis of the s if that were the case why make hand and nail plural be written in the bible then?
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primitivegenius
ok my mind is drawing a blank......... but i was told in the bible......kj probably... it mentions the sign they put on jesus cross......... and the way they described the postioning of it was.......... the sign was put "ABOVE HIS SHOULDERS" if he was done in on a stake............ they woulda said above his hands.
i cannot remember what scripture he said it was tho.............. anybody?
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Worth the wait?
by bite me inokay, so i just checked my ups status of crisis of conscience.
it just arrived!
but now i have to wait for the end of the work day to pick it up at the barnes and nobels.
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primitivegenius
personally when i was IN.......... i did everything i could........ and it never was enough. whatever so called "privledges" were extended to me......... i did them to the absolute best of my ability....... kingdum hell builds........ i was there, working at the assemblys and conventions........ EVERY YEAR............ i was there........ and in the end ....... it was all bulls***
one of the things i particularly enjoyed/was horrified by.......... was the fact that....... franz and his coworkers....... did their job to the best of their abilities............... absolutely went above and beyond............ and look what it got them. they didnt just skim the surface...... they did indepth research.......... and when the bible did NOT support the wt teachings....... they tried to figure out why......... and did everything properly.........
i just wish when i was busting my hump trying to do the same thing............ that they woulda rewarded me that way so i would have known earlier what was at their core........... woulda saved me a buncha money and a hell of a lot of time
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Our CO says..."women in the workplace...a Satanic plot!"
by sir82 inour co came galloping into town this week.
in his tuesday talk, these were his comments (not word for word, but more or less):.
"i imagine one of the biggest problems in your territory is not-at-homes.
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primitivegenius
im beginning to wonder if all co's are complete and total morons.
in my parents (my old) circuit they got a new CO......... this fool rolls in and wants a list of elders and ms who work second shift or on weekends............. and hes gonna require them to quit their jobs and get day jobs or else be removed..........
so he starts talking to a sweet older brother who has cancer and currently is being treated for it and off work for it. tells him hes gonna remove him if he dosent make a change......... dude has cancer and MIGHT DIE......... yet haveing a day job is more important than that.
the bastard..... i mean the CO....... snidely confides to the elders who dance to his tune.......... that hes testing these brothers to see their attitudes........ will they kiss his ass and at least pretend to try....... or will they tell him to get stuffed.
now in that area.......... jobs dont grow on trees......... so many brothers have been forced to work nights or evenings......... and have been at those jobs for YEARS ....... and this bastard wants them to quit and start over at some other place............ just so it can be DURING THE DAY so the dont miss meetings. some of these brothers were doing what they could......... meaning conducting the feild circus meetings every morning and attending day time bookstudies and whatever......... even getting more "TIME" than their day job counterparts.
im just waiting to hear about him removeing all the brothers............ and then haveing NO ONE to take the lead in cult activites. then haveing to eat crow and reappoint them....... if they are stupid enough to take that reappointment. ........... wheres that so called HOLY SPIRIT guiding them............ especially a CO....... arent they just that much closer to JEHOVAH lol.
and all this from a jerkoff who gets a new car and money......... dosent have to pay for houseing or food........ gets gifts out the a$$ from wealthier patrons in the congs........... he isnt struggleing to raise a family......... yeah let him pull the rafter outta his own eye before trying to get their toothpicks
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Are the Anointed real?
by yknot indear jwders.
as i continue to question all that i have ever known, i am now at the subject of the anointed .
was there ever anyone really anointed after pentecost?
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primitivegenius
nah im calling bulls*** on them as the jws refer to them. they try to say that only some of the scriptures apply to me and some apply to those special better than me people............ BULLS***
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Taking Someone To the Kingdom Hall?
by maxwell ini just had a funny thought and i thought i would share it with you guys and see if someone else hasn't ever done such a thing.. i am disfellowshipped.
for some reason, i thought about taking one of my friends to the kingdom hall.
this friend was raised hindu in another country.
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primitivegenius
For amusement? I'd rather shovel manure. I guess that would be pretty close to going to a kh anyway.
i worked in a rendering plant for 6 years shoveling......... lets just call it "animal parts" to keep from being gross............... still better than the KH
speaking of funerals....... my grandfather died............. NOT A JW...... EXTREMELY NOT ONE........ my dad made a token attempt to find a family pastor to do the service....... but when they didnt or couldnt..... he got a jw to do it.......... same bulls*** preaching. the so called "worldly" family was PISSED. i was barely in and thought it was some bulls*** to have a JW preach at his funeral when he was strongly opposed to the cult.
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primitivegenius
Even then P R I D E will stop many leaving. Admitting one has been had is not easy
yeah they were there in 75 when that was the end and you sold everything to pioneer in the LAST DAYS........... now your F*&^%$ even worse off since you quit planning finacially for the future........... how can you admit it was all smoke and mirrors............ would totally invalidate your entire life. most people couldnt handle that..... those that could woulda seen through the bulls*** ages ago.
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Going to Walt Disney World - Any suggestions?
by kwintestal inwe're bringing our 9 and 7 year old kids to disney over the x-mas break this year.
it's actually going to be their gifts and they don't know we're going.
just wondering if anyone has any suggestions as to what to see or do there or what to avoid.. something else we just found out, since they cancelled the space shuttle launch the other day, they may be doing it on jan. 2, i'm excited about possilbly going to see it!
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primitivegenius
My favorite is "Back to the future" ride....don't miss it if you go. I waited in line for 2 hours and it was worth every minute~that was when it first opened so I am sure its a much shorter wait now.
back to the future was awesome.......... EXCEPT........ i got the back seat.................. the backest back seat ever............ im 6'3.................... i got my neck jammed so damn many times............ i was trying to enjoy the ride slouched down.
i also liked the terminator ride
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Going to Walt Disney World - Any suggestions?
by kwintestal inwe're bringing our 9 and 7 year old kids to disney over the x-mas break this year.
it's actually going to be their gifts and they don't know we're going.
just wondering if anyone has any suggestions as to what to see or do there or what to avoid.. something else we just found out, since they cancelled the space shuttle launch the other day, they may be doing it on jan. 2, i'm excited about possilbly going to see it!
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primitivegenius
ok im not gonna give any disney advice, plenty to go around with alot more exp than i have with it.
i will however give out some bad a$$ info on universal...... not the park but the mall right at the entrance.
heres the trick...... when you park at universal they make you pay for the ticket if its during daytime hours........ after six or so its free. these people pay i think 8 dollars to park there and tons of them will take their parking ticket and put it under their windshield wipers.
heres the key to the trick wait untill after six to avoid paying to park if possible and then park at the far end and as you walk toward the mall part............. look for tickets that were bought during the day........... as these are the only ones that work for my trick.
grab as many as you like............ then make your way to the MOVIE THEATER......... each of those tickets have now become GOLD in your hand........... they are each and every one of them worth 8 dollars in free concessions. down side is you MUST purchase a movie ticket in order to redeem the parking tickets.
now they have 3 concession stands............ a huge one on the main level and a smaller one down stairs and another smaller one up the escalators.
this movie theater SERVES BEER, icecream, and i forget what else....... wine coolers, soda popcorn and the usual favors............ you get free refills on the large size cokes and popcorns. i belive they have pizzas and hotdogs and some other things to eat that most movie theaters wouldnt.
trick is to get your goodies at different stands or send different people to get their stuff. dont think they will stop you useing more than one but why take that chance.
thing is.......... THEY WONT TELL YOU to use that ticket to get the free stuff...... but you can ask before you go in if they still give concession discounts for them to make sure they havent changed the rules
an associate of mine worked there........ and thats how we found out... and made serious use of it.