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  Greetings from the unchosen frozen

  by RisingEagle in

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  so there's this stuff called water that when it gets cold it turns into ice.

  this ice got all over a couple of trees in my area on sunday night and caused three or four branches to fall which took out our power lines around 11:00 oclock.

  i wrote the 'unchosen frozen' because my neighbors have had electricity up and working since monday morning, but my side of the street just got power back tonight at 7:30. lucky us.. anybody know the best way to get melted candle wax out of carpet?

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  when we had that huge ice storm in arkansas a few years back............ we had a propane back up heater so we were alright........... and the stove was gas so well fed.......... but no light after dark and NO HOT WATER........ so showers were out of the question. i had worked in the parks for a while and people had this perticular habit of buying 40 dollar lanterns from walmart or wherever........... and hanging them up in the park............. and leaveing them when they went home............. so i had accumulated 3 or 4 of them.

  so one night after prolly 4 or 5 days........... we get a knock on our door.......................... the electric company.... they said the house to one side of us didnt have power........... and the house to the other side of us didnt have power................ were we on some other line they didnt know about............. cause the entire front room was lit up like a christmas tree with those three lanterns lol.

  oops sorry guys.......... please fix our stuff................... thanks
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  How Long Should I

  by Undecided in

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  rake leaves before i rest?

  untill my wife finds me dead in a pile of leaves?

  untill i just get wet with sweat?

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  you do WHAT with leaves............................ god made leaves...................so let HIM clean them up.
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  Baby GIRL names that start with "J"

  by purplesofa in

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  my daughter is still not decided on a baby name.

  she wants the name to start with a j...... .

  do you all have any suggestions, please?

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  primitivegenius

  I suggested Jeslie after ME!!!

  grrrrrrrrrrrrr i was gunna say that lol
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  I can laugh about it today, but....

  by delilah in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yesterday was a crazy day!!

  i woke up with a wicked migraine, took my meds, and went to work.

  at noon, i took my husband to work and it was snowing like crazy...so i drove slowly...as i turned the corner, in the country, my car started to slide, and we did a complete circle, coming very close to hitting a hydro pole.

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  ok first off....... get a spare key made that will open the door....... dosent matter if your key has a chip in it........ your not trying to start the car just open the door to get the keys that WILL start the car........ drill a larger hole in the key.

  now go to your licence plate...... unscrew one of the screws that hold it onto the car........ makeing sure that the hole you drilled into the key is big enough for this screw to go through it........ then put the key behind your licence plate and put the screw through the plate AND the key.......... now you will only need a screwdriver or something to unscrew that screw with and you will always have access to your car............ the key is BEHIND the license plate........ so no one else is the wiser
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  Moles - How do I murder them? Will you be an accessory?

  by AK - Jeff in

  1. social
  2. physical

  i speak of the furry kind that burrow under my yard and destroy it.

  this year in our area they were terrible.

  i do not lie when i state that nearly every square foot of my front lawn was tunnelled this summer, some of it three and four times after i pressed down the tunnels with my feet and mower.

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  I just have a WASR-10 underfolder. :-(

  hope its the hi cap version

  i got a couple of cz .22's that are dead sexy.......... and deadly accurate and you wait for the little bastards to stick their heads up................ one shot one kill.

  hell i even got another solution.............. pave the damn back yard and smother them. then you can play basket ball or shuffle board.............. and put your own flowerbeds back there to grow your plants or garden........... save on mowing...... cost big time on concrete
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  Sex Within JW Marriage

  by HereNorThere in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i am trying to help my sibling who is a jw trying to get out, living in a loveless, unsatisfactory marriage.. her husband makes and expects her to perform oral sex on him everyday and makes her feel bad if she doesn't.. he won't return the favor nor has any desire to please her back.. is not, oral sex in this religion regarded as unclean ?

  or is it allowed?.

  i hope someone has some input on this, as this may be something to help her get out of the marriage .....

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  primitivegenius

  well she could always get braces.......................

  fact is if she wants out of the religion she can divorce him and remain "single" untill she has proof that he has cheated................. if he does and then the divorce becomes scripturally sound and they cant do ANYTHING about it........ unless they like him and want to screw with her on purpose.

  fact is.......... can she support herself......... are their children to consider......... is he dangerous....... beyond just being a prick?

  ive known sooooooooo many people who rushed into marriage in that rellgion............ mostly for the sex, some just to fit in with their newly married friends......... who didnt know what a complete tool they married.
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  2008 and still no Armagedon!!! I feel like I made an "Ass of myself"

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  yes sitting in pizza hut in 1991 a small band of pioneer brothers {me and friend's} debated when armagedon would come.

  due to the "generations" doctrine, we calculated 2001 at the latest...then the doctrine was dropped!!!

  recently the last world war 1 vetran died in australia.

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  but remember dear ones............."millions now living will never die"

  lol if you belive that..........
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  Moles - How do I murder them? Will you be an accessory?

  by AK - Jeff in

  1. social
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  i speak of the furry kind that burrow under my yard and destroy it.

  this year in our area they were terrible.

  i do not lie when i state that nearly every square foot of my front lawn was tunnelled this summer, some of it three and four times after i pressed down the tunnels with my feet and mower.

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  primitivegenius

  screw it.......... go buy a good .22 rifle...... optics if you need em.............. a BUNCH of ammo and a bottle of whiskey................. hell its better than a bug zapper.................. just hope your neighbors are deaf
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  Small dog owners...please take note

  by restrangled in

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  we just had a horrible episode in our back yard.

  as most of you know i have two warlock dobermans.

  they are very large and powerful.

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  regardless............ i dont like pitts at all....... never have. my aunt on the other hand has loved them from day one........ a couple months ago she went to a park and saw a pitt running toward her and tried to calm it down....... if she wouldnt have shoved her hand into the damn dogs mouth she woulda gotten taken by the jugular and that woulda been it. as it was she barely made it to the hospital............ yet she will still defend them to the death............ and fact is she almost did.

  i know any dog can become a biter or vicious especially as a reflection of their owners....... but ive always been the type that if my dog bites someone......... and i mean seriously breaking skin not just snapping at an annoying bratt............... its over for the dog.

  now on the other hand....... if someone is after me and my dog bites their head off............ thats a good dog but other than that i will not let a biter live........... to much danger of a repeat....... maybe even with a child...... no thank you

  i had one of the most beautiful siberian huskies you ever have seen........ but he wasnt a people person. he would let you mess with him but he would snap at you when he was tired of you......... never really makeing contact...... more of a warning...... and i was always afraid i was gonna hafta put him down because of it......... eventually i gave him to someone who had a better place for him.
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  Blaze Hero Hailed (46 jws saved)

  by nelly136 in

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  2. friends

  http://www.southyorkshiretimes.co.uk/news/blaze-hero-hailed.3580440.jp.

  a coach driver from rawmarsh has been honoured for bravery after saving a group of mexborough coach passengers from their blazing bus.. jamie addison, along with colleague allan sawyer from sheffield, received the confederation of passenger transport's dennis ellis memorial award 2007 at a special dinner along with a prize of 200 and a trophy each.

  in addition, they won the national express's network monthly employee award and a cheque for 100 each and were short listed for the national annual prize.

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  primitivegenius

  THIS IS A GOOD POINT. who knows if those men were christian or NOT............. they didnt stop to ask if the jws were...... or whether they were muslims............ they saved each and every one of them regardless.......

  shame the jws wont lift a finger to help those who arent of their faith................. when katrina happened and scores of so called brothers flocked down to help with the rebuilding work (my father included)............. ONLY FOR WITNESSES.

  they didnt go out of love for their fellow man be he jew or greek......... they went for their own........ and to brag that NO ONE ELSE WOULD....... when hundreds of other religious(non-cult publishing companies) helped folks universally.

  these men should be praised and rightly so...... cause they did the christian thing regardless whether they were.