Bring a few Russell books, Rutherford books and tracts, and begin reading from them - any page, citing drivel with emphasis. You should have a winner!
Maybe a cancellation call is in the stars...
lawrence
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my #4 talk tomorrow
by still_in74 ini have to give a talk on "evidence that gods kingdom is a reality".
how the heck am i going to write and give this talk???
any suggestions????????????
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"Becoming as little children" - how does that jive with the WTS?
by lawrence inexcept you be converted and become as little children, you shall not enter into the kingdom of god," -- how does that jive with the wts plethora of books, judgements & rulings, questions and more questions, interrogations, prophesy revisions and citations, lawyers, and proclamations?
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What a diverse set of comments! Damn am I laughing! I'm spewing coffee and rum.
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"Becoming as little children" - how does that jive with the WTS?
by lawrence inexcept you be converted and become as little children, you shall not enter into the kingdom of god," -- how does that jive with the wts plethora of books, judgements & rulings, questions and more questions, interrogations, prophesy revisions and citations, lawyers, and proclamations?
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Except you be converted and become as little children, you shall not enter into the Kingdom of God," -- How does that jive with the WTS plethora of books, judgements & rulings, questions and more questions, interrogations, prophesy revisions and citations, lawyers, and proclamations?
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If you ain't a PIONEER, You ain't SH**!!!
by Open mind inmy loyal-dub wife had a wonderful morning knocking on empty homes earlier this week.
last night she confided in me with an observation.
she has noticed what she perceives to be a "pioneer clique" in our congregation.
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lawrence
YES! With a self righteous and bombastic attitude to all those who hadn't dedicated their whole soul to the publishing company. Boy was I full of myself then.
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A time for war at the family reunion-this apostate don't take crap!
by dawg ini just finished another of my famous letters i send to many of my family members... i've been told that i shouldn't come to the family reunion becasue i'm an apostate.
in my letter i stated that i in fact am going to be there stupid watchtower quotes in hand.
the first family member that shuns me will hear me read off every stupid statement that they've ever made... i said that i'm also bringing my bible and that i want someone in the family to show me in it where it states that i don't have the right to question the dictates of men and by my so doing i should be shunned!.
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Give that Georgia bulldog roar, get up in their faces, and axe them one question, "you wit me, or agin me", as you recite from Russell's Studies in the Scriptures - pyramidology is good, 1799 is good, and the rest of the apostasy. What time does the shindig begin? Where? I'm off the Georgia 400 at exit 5. I love picnics and purple Jesuses!
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The things I see (This last weeks photos)
by Sparkplug inand wanted to share.
all day long on weekends, lunch, breaks and such there are moments that calm me.
silly stuff.
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Loved the pictures. Thank you!
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Give me your best JW door to door presentation
by JH inmake it short and convince me that you have the right religion
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Good morning! I was told that visiiting you and your neighbors with magazines and books would make me less suicidal. I was also told that my wife would give me sex when I came home from the visits. Isn't that good news?
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If The Watchtower Decided To Show Love, Their Numbers Would Rise
by minimus inthere's no sense of contentment and joy and happiness within the ranks of jehovah's witnesses.
people are miserable.
depressed.
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Can a leopard change its spots?
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Michael Vick Indicted On DogFighting Charges!
by SWALKER init looks like there is some strong evidence, at least enough to charge him with numerous counts, including cruelty to animals.
if found guilty he could face prison time.
it's hard for me to believe that he was willing to risk his hard earned success for this dispicable behavior!
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SWalker-
Right on! Let Vick fight a few wild pitbulls, as well as the rest of the "fight enthusiasts" - throw them all in the ring - dogs, fans, and owners. Let the biggest dog bark.
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August KM provides solid evidence of declining JW morale
by sir82 inas you may or may not recall, the february '07 km (for the us) had a huge article, taking up the full 4 page insert, on the "blessings" of auxiliary pioneering.
the part covering that insert took up the entire service meeting (aside form the announcements).
the "encouragement" was that the us branch had set a goal of 160,000 auxiliary pioneers for the month of april ("if only one of every 6 publishers signs up, we can make it!")..
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130,000 rabid, donut eating, coffee chugging, malcontents in restaurants bitching about everything. Getting back into cars to count time pushing bullshit literature, while their toxic emissions are spewed into an earth that will soon be destroyed and repaired by a great crowd of lunatics. What a religion!
Great news though, be better if they missed the mark by a 100%. We can only wish for better results during the next campaign!