One final show could eradicate your brother's issues with the BOE, the WTS, and the conditional love of a zombie pioneer - your brother could show up for the TMS and SM in slippers, a robe, and p.j.'s, a book bag full of comic books, take a seat up front, and wait for the confirmation - "brother former P.O. isn't willful, he's flipping nuts." Maybe then, "do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight" and off comes the robe. Playing crazy could be fun, playing very mad could be advantageous. Maybe your brother needs a vacation anyhow?
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My fading brother(ex-PO) thinks he was marked this week!
by nvrgnbk inand he doesn't even post here cause he's afraid of his wife.
lol!.
she came home from meeting thursday night and told him they had a local needs about the difference between "willfully" inactive ones and "discouraged" inactive ones.
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who have you murdered? my life is over again
by coaster inis it wrong to even think about it?
how can a religion take over and have so much control.
i know truth, but only when is walks up and sticks a finger deep into my eye socket.
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The reason the GB couldn't answer your questions is simple. They don't have a friggin clue. They couldn't answer ANY of our questions! They're full of crap. With a map and 2 hands, not one of them could find their asses, never mind lead people into a Kingdom. Go for a boat ride and enjoy the nature.
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With a heavy heart I regret to inform you that..
by Wordly Andre ini regret to inform, all of you that i will no longer be a member of this board, ive thought about it a long time and to hard decision that after many hours of praying i will be returning to the society.
i know its the only way i can confront the problem that i am currently faced with, i am sure all of you at one time thought about it too, i am however weak, i know that going back will only delay matters and keep this horrible secret of mine, but its the only way i know how i can deal with it.
thank you for all your support and for me to fully get back to jehovahs organization i can not be a member of this board thank you worldly andre
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lawrence
Happy Birthday! Make it a great year!
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Judicial Question: To All Active Elders..Or Those Requested to Meet...
by Lady Liberty indear friends,.
i have a question, that i was hoping someone out there would be able to answer: .
what would happen if the judicial committee recieved a letter from a medical doctor stating that due to a medical condition so & so will not be attending the jc meeting and the situation would be reviewed in 30 days by the doctor.
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lawrence
It would only work if the doctor had the letter authorized by 2 or 3 witnesses. A notarized letter with a witness present might hold off the dogs. As my friend Roland would say, "what's the difference between a hitman and a J.C.? A hitman once in a while has some compassion."
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Bible study
by luffy inwas just curious as to what requirements a witness need to posses in order to conduct/give a bible study...are only those of a certain standing within the cong eligible?, do they have to be of a certain age etc..also, what does a first study entail and what could a person expect to hear..must be pretty well thought out and convincing in order to maintain a persons interest long enough to agree on a second visit/study..
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lawrence
Requirements:
* You have to believe the WTS crap.
* Able to read the questions.
* Able to show up on time and sober.
* Not cuss or intimate that the householder is a tool of the devil.
* Not laugh too often at the faces the householder makes when they are told to swallow the crap the book is spewing.
* Not use physical force when the householder debates, rebukes, and argues about the crap they're being taught.
The last 2 points are the most important!
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Kingdom Melodies - What were we singing
by Amber Rose indoes anyone remember the one song that has the line, "let god be true though every man a liar proves to be."?
i always felt uncomfortable singing this.
every man is a liar?
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lawrence
We were singing brain washing songs, they really should have been named:
Jehovah will kick your ass
We are the best, screw all the rest
We'll have a fortress when you burn
The Shulamite maiden lives in New York
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lawrence
Thanks for the heads up! Started decorating my office. Wonder why my office mates are whispering... Could it be the the psychedelic bell bottoms and purple alligator shoes?
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Great Balls of Fire.....
by AK - Jeff init is hot here!.
somewhere over 90 degrees f. humidy must be 80%.
i have yard work to do but cant stay outside more than a few minutes at a time.. how is it there?.
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lawrence
96 degrees, heat index 102, and cooking! It will be hotter in a few days. Great weather for a vested wool suit, tie, and a pair of cordovan wingtips carrying books, magazines, and study materials door to door? Why give the pioneer a ride? He loves the heat!
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Would You Wear Religious Jewelry Comfortably Now???
by minimus inwould you honestly be comfortable to wear a cross, a crucifix or a religious medal of some sort?.
i'm curious as to how many would feel "weird" about it now..
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lawrence
I wear a cross. I always laugh at the Truth Book statement, "if your mother was killed with a gun or knife, would you wear a miniature gun or knife around your neck?" As if the N.T. mentioned being saved by a gun or knife. What a bunch of anti Christs!
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JW Stopping Door to Door Preaching?
by SuzieQ inhas anyone heard any announcement to this effect?
could it be true?
no more jw knocking at our doors?
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The JWs will stop the preaching the day Barry Bonds stops the steroids, the same day Bush admits his mistakes, the day Mel Gibson goes to a synagogue.