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lawrence
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Losch reveals newer new light at Australia Zone Visit
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite inokay everybody, grab your barf bag because i just got a steaming shovel full of craptastic notes from gerrit's zone visit to the land down under !!.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ read at your own risk ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~puke.
zone overseer was losch and his side kick was a big black guy, quite a scolar, cant remember his name though.
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LOCAL NEEDS TALK.------- the good old "party" local needs talk.
by ?me? inyou know you have had it, probably every 2 or 3 years.
but we had it a last month or so.
the good old local needs talk on parties!
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lawrence
Do these rules apply to apostate festivals? Hell no! And why? There are no local needs when the kiddies are playing spin the bottle and the mature ones are swapping partners, then again many have returned to vomit and mess with pigs. So what! We don't eat bloodguilt in our sausages. That having been said, isolation tanks for everyone, and go swim with a dolphin today.
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Forced Seating
by Tired of the Hypocrisy inanyone else have to deal with being herded to the front of the hall before a meeting?.
i recall one cong in particular...west sacramento was notorious for this crap.
i was a large individual and today i am even larger....lol 6'2" and around 250 lbs back then.
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lawrence
So much for the seating, roping off areas, and the power hungry small peckered men... I still remember the adage - "Friends in rows, make foes." The entire meeting process sucks! Who wants to sit in their foul halls, on their uncomfortable chairs, and listen to morons spewing lies and fantasy? Any level of hell must be better!
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lawrence
The 3 Stooges, Charlie Chaplin, Rick James, and Archduke Ferdinand. Actually everyone he met. The founder father was a thief and his protege was a drunken liar. How could any good come out of the likes of those 2 men?
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New 2008 Rules for A$$emblies?
by WTWizard inwe know that the a$$emblies have become more programmed every year.
they did away with food service.
they cut off the great outdoors.
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lawrence
Tests will be given after each session, and if you fail, you have to pay 100 dollars, or get DF'ed.
Baptism candidates must donate 500 dollars to Crooklyn.
Those that leave before the session's final prayer - 400 dollars or DF'ed.
Sisters must have their arms, legs, and heads covered before they exit the car in the parking lot - any infraction 200 dollars or DF'ed.
Youngsters under 2 that cry, 150 dollars per incident from both parents or DF'ed.
If 85% of the audience is clapping and one refrains, 100 dollars or DF'ed.
If someone needs a drink during a session for any reason, 100 dollars or DF'ed.
Use of an unapproved hotel - 1000 dollars or DF'ed.
Use of an unapproved food source (all of them) - 700 dollars or DF'ed.
Removing assembly clothes before bedtime - stoned to death by the superfine apostles (jerk-off elders).
Getting laid after a few drinks - Gehenna for both, and their next of kin.
P.S. Crooklyn, shove your false religion and your crummy assemblies in the place where the sun doesn't shine!
"Why don't you all just fade away".
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New BOE Letter
by jefferywhat inall boe have just got a letter telling them to encourage all parents to be more on guard with their children.
suggestions such as not letting your young children go to the toilet on their own, not working with older men on their own and not leaving children in the car on rv's and calls un attended.
the letter basically instructed the elders to remind all family heads that its their responsibility to protect their children whilst at and away from the hall etc.
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lawrence
Who is going to protect the children from their demented JW family? Who is going to protect the kids from the elders and the rest of mind F. control? Who cares about the kids? Certainly not Crooklyn! James Brown has sent another edict to cover their asses.
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Where do you hide your apostate literature?
by Hiddenwindow insince some of us are still active and have to hide our so-called apostate literature, i am curious about where some of you keep it.
i have to leave it at my workplace.
i manage, however, to have one book at home.
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lawrence
Isn't this amazing... adults, who live in countries that prescribe democracy, are forced to live as if they were in a totalitarian state by a religious body that promises freedom! This post is an example of the effect of religions that promise "freedom as a son of God" and make one a "Watchtower Slave." My first apostate book "30 years a Watchtower Slave" I had to read at the public library between bible studies and return visits in the afternoons. I would sit at the back of the library in fear someone would catch me reading the book. Each afternoon I went to the library I was afraid that someone borrowed the book, or I would get caught reading the book. So much for WTS freedom, I was their bitch, their slave, and they always reminded me of that fact. If you have the resources, have the book rebound with a title such as 'Fast Fourier Transforms Made Easy'.
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Noah's cruising habits!
by edmond dantes inwhat did noah do during the long voyage to pass the time?.
did he sing sea shanties and play his squeeze box as the waves hit him full in the face?.
mrs noah gave a chorus or two of what shall we do with a drunken sailor..
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lawrence
100 bottles of cashew wine on the wall, 100 bottles of cashew wine, you take one down and pass it around, 99 bottles...
No actually, he had a matchbook cover to request Talmudic Training before the deluge; sent it in, and had an advanced copy of Rashi and Ben Zackai in a brown paper bag delivered by the town drunk. Ben Zackai chanted the Goiim Haftorah daily in his head, as they made their way up into Mt. Ararat.
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lawrence
Noah was a rastafarian and the i-man separated from the sodomites and the fornicators, big goons (Nephilim), and the harlots of the day who juiced down on the cashew wine. Noah was a rastafarian and the i-man built big boat for animals to float, in the i-sea before the i-God. Noah wore Peter Tosh bauxite shades before Prada and Parade. Noah's eyes were green.
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Appalling Mind Control Comment from CO
by betweenworlds ini just came across this comment by someone from a group i belong to .
we just had the visit of our co...his wife made this comment to me:.
"'as i was reading the very powerful articles in the last public issue of the wt with study articles...i couldn't help but imagine that the brothers are waving a goodbye to people!'...
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civicsi00-
Maybe they'll invite apostate to the Memorial - act friendly, give them warm milk, cookies, a blanket and a cot, and then put a wood stake in their head with a mallet? Is the possibility there?...