Posts by Brainfloss

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FOUL TRICKERY by the GREAT WHORE.

by Focus in

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friends

***g93 3/22 5. a fable from india tells of six blind men from indostan who went to see an elephant.

the first one touched its side and said: 'bless me!

but the elephant is very like a wall!

Brainfloss

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The Doorstep Presentation THAT TRULY WORKS!

by Focus in

jw
friends

greetings, dear worldly householder of the birdseed class, i'm a member of the great crowd of other sheep, or jonadabs (who are not marked in the forehead as would have been the case for one of the eternal remnant class of 144,000 whose membership was closed 64 years ago until new light from the great teacher of progressive revelation caused it to be understood that vacancies would from time to time occur), rendering sacred service to the ancient of days in the earthly courtyard of the spiritual temple by following the example of the fine shepherd and engaging as a member of the pioneer class in preaching the good news of the kingdom with the mouth-borne sword of the spirit now the 2,300 symbolic evenings have passed.

we are helping warn those not familiar with the divine name that the second presence of the chief agent of life who returned after being resurrected but not in his own body which was dematerialized into gases and after then being out of action has now already begun, and has in fact been in progress now for 86 years, and that no one else has noticed this totally obvious but wholly invisible event is irrefutable proof both that it is true and that our faith is the one true, all other ones being from their father, satan the devil.

we have a lot of proof to justify this reasonable view, including evidence as yet undiscovered.

Brainfloss

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One language in the new system

by OneEyedJoe in

so at the convention, one of the talks was about how all people will speak a single language in the new system.

my ears perked up when i heard at the outset "now, we can't be dogmatic about this" because that immediately makes me think that they're backing away from a previously dogmatic stance.

he went on to say that everyone will be speaking hebrew in the new system because "evidently" (another word that gets my ears to perk up these days) that was what was spoken before the languages were confused at bable.

Brainfloss

NO RAIN=NO SUBSTANTIAL RUN OFF WERE DDI BROOK TROUT LIVE?

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21 questions to answer from the Bible, not literature!

by The Searcher in

the "answers" to most the following questions.

can be found in the watchtower library.. however, if you do heartfelt study & research.

using only the bible, holy spirit, and your.

Brainfloss

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"NEVER SEND A LETTER TO WATCHTOWER HEADQUARTERS UNLESS YOU WANT TROUBLE!"

by Bubblegum Apotheosis in

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friends

on jwn the lurkers will discover many truths about the watchtower society and how they handle matters that relate to your current imbalanced spiritual state.. if you think your letter you are going to send to the watchtower society is going to do any good, wrong!

i know of only one case where some type of justice was received from the watchtower society, why was justice received?

the woman who wrote the letter had been a very special pioneer, her letter was recieved and action took place.

Brainfloss

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My Letter To the Watchtower

by AiAi in

jw
friends

this is an exact copy of my letter to the watchtower.

it never recieved a reply (i did not include 'attn writing committee' in the address however).

please keep in mind that when i wrote this i had just started my intensive research into their beliefs/history, and despite my agressive tone i really did expect a satisfactory answer.

Brainfloss

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Active JW's, can you defend "THE TRUTH?"

by DATA-DOG in

as of yet, no member of the jehovah's witness faith can defend their unique beliefs.

when the dust settles, it all comes down to blind faith in men's ever-changing ideas.

this "unique belief" was not a "true teaching of the bible.

Brainfloss

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need advice

by search4truth in

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friends

my spouse felt a need to tell to elders about me reading apostate websites and speaking against wt stuff , so they'll probably try to readjust my apostate thinking any time soon.

my spuse never see me reading anything but, during our arguments i did't keep my mouth shut and she knows that i had to read it somwhere and it wasn't jw.org.

could this get my in the trouble if my spose is the only witness and never spoke to another person about this stuff ?

Brainfloss

I SAY WRITE A LETTER WITH YOUR CONCERNS TO BETHEL BUT ADDRESS IT AS IF IT WAS WRITTEN FROM THE COBE IN YOUR CONGREGATION.THAT OUGHTA KEEP'EM BUSY FOR A WHILE.

BRAINFLOSS

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