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  Update on my son

  by shera in

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  i have been still at it to get more help for my son matthew,well his psychiatrist has been doing as mush as he can.he is great!

  i will be having someone soon come into my home to help me and my son to learn.i never realized matthew is severe with autism,until i compared him to other children over the summer.i had matthew in day camp for most of the summer.

  well,i remeber i mentioned,the last letter i wrote when i was sooooooooo upset.. i mentioned matthew has pinworms and i have a very difficult time getting rid of them because it is very hard to give him any type of medication.he mouths a lot of objects and before you know he picks something up off the ground and in it goes to his mouth.

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  Smyler

  I really think you should keep trying the paper, usually The Herald is pretty good when it comes to these types of things.

  Hope your son gets help and treated soon!
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  Armagddon Rules

  by Smyler in

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  2. humour

  no this is not inside information.

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  who were alive in the last days of the old system,.

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  Smyler

  just thought that i'd bump this up so other can have a laugh

  smyler
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  Armagddon Rules

  by Smyler in

  1. social
  2. humour

  no this is not inside information.

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  Smyler

  No this is not inside information. This more pokes fun at our limited human assumptions.

  FROM: New Heavens
  
  TO: Earthly Chieftain Class
  
  DATE: Year 2, AA (After Armageddon)
  
  RE: Notes for Newly Resurrected Ones
  
  
  Brothers,
  
  Please review the following items with those newly
  resurrected. This information has been compiled based
  on reports we are getting from down there on the
  Earth. We need to get some control here, brothers.
  
  1. When you were resurrected into your new body, you
  were in the buff and clothes weren't part of the
  package. Well, now that you're breathing again, please
  put some clothes on. You are excited to be alive again
  as God intended, but please - this may be the
  paradise, but it isn't the Garden of Eden. There are
  six million others here, and the image of you running
  around with the wind whistling through your ...
  whatever ... please cover up.
  
  2. Now that you're here, you're anxious to build
  yourself a new home, and that's commendable. However,
  there are some guidelines we all must adhere to for
  the benefit of all, and this particularly applies to
  those of you who formerly lived in the certain parts
  of the United States. NO TRAILERS. Does everyone
  understand that? Houses can be made of wood or stone,
  but no mobile homes. After all, trailer parks were one
  of the reasons why God wiped out the old system.
  
  3. With regards to food, we must ask you newly
  resurrected ones to please get over the idea of eating
  meat. This is particularly important in view of all
  the animals walking around now. NO, you cannot have a
  hamburger. Again, we don't mean to target certain ones
  of you, but NO SQUIRREL either. Or fried chicken. You
  will have to leave the dogs and cats alone too. Look,
  everyone is going through adjustments to be here, it's
  not just you....After a while, you will get used to
  vegetables, really.
  
  
  4. Many of you are anxious to get in touch with long
  lost loved ones, but you're going to have to be
  patient. There is no email anymore, so those of you
  who were alive in the last days of the old system,
  you're just going to have to rely on word of mouth and
  letters for now. You can't go into chat rooms anymore
  either. We don't have any plans for anything
  resembling the internet until at least after Satan is
  removed from his abyss and destroyed, so you're
  looking at least 1,000 years. Now you can appreciate
  how everyone else lived before the 1990s.
  
  
  5. While we're speaking of technology, for those of
  you who lived in the 1900s, television is also out for
  now. Do you know how ugly the New World would look
  with antennas sticking up all over the place? Have you
  ever seen a satellite dish in any of the Society's New
  World illustrations? We promised to get you here, and
  you made it - that's great. But you're not going to be
  able to catch up on all the episodes of Friends and ER
  that you missed after you died.
  
  7. One of the blessings of the new world is peace with
  the animal realm, so it is sad that some are engaging
  in practical jokes. On at least three occasions,
  friends have evacuated the water and beaches of the
  shore when someone on land thought it would be funny
  to yell "Shark!" This put a good scare in everyone
  until they realized that sharks are now as timid as
  minnows. It may have been funny watching your brothers
  and sisters run
  from the water, but this isn't loving is it?
  
  8. This may be the New World, but no, you still cannot
  fly. Anyone attempting to do so by jumping off a high
  cliff will not be saved by angels. This warning is the
  only one you'll receive, so please don't try this. The
  Master has stated anyone who does this will NOT
  receive another resurrection.
  
  9. In the old world, almost everyone, when asked "What
  do you want to do in the New World", has said, "learn
  to play an instrument." Therefore, many are doing this
  today. However, please realize that you're not a very
  good musician yet. Can you keep it down please? Close
  the windows? Shut the doors? Turn down the amp?
  Someday you may perfect this, but you will not be
  perfect for at least 1,000 years, and neither will
  your playing. Consideration people - that's all we're
  asking.
  
  
  10. Finally, we're all happy to be here in the New
  World and there is much work to do. Everyone is
  required to work, and we do have sufficient time off
  to rest and recreate. Yet, it has been reported that
  some brothers have attempted to call in and take SICK
  DAYS. Brothers, there are NO SICK DAYS.
  This is the New World, remember? No one will say, "I
  am sick." You may have been able to use this excuse
  for your worldly employer, but it won't be accepted
  here.
  
  Now, we hope everyone will cooperate with these points
  for the benefit of everyone.

  I'm bored and was going thru my dad's email and found this, got a little chuckle. We got it on 7/24/02 so it may have been posted always, sorry if it has. Also noticed that #6 is missing, anyone got it?

  Hope you get a chuckle from anyone's twisted thinking

  smyler
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  JWD Maps Oh Canada

  by Lady Lee in

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  well i have been busy tonight.

  if your name is not on the map please post your name and the province you are in..

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  Smyler

  I seem to missing from Nova Scotia too! Could you put me back on please?
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  Elder comes to visit

  by Smyler in

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  i haven't to a meeting in about 2 or so months and tonight one of the local elders came to visit me.. he goes on about, how he and the hall misses me and loves me.

  and they want to go back to the meetings, "it must be a teenager thing, everyone went thru it, but i know that you will be back.

  " i was thinking to myself, you don't know that i'll be back, and i don't plan on it either.

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  Thanks everyone for you replies, means a lot!

  and yesterdays child, i'll say hi to her for ya!

  I'll keep you all posted if anything happens.

  smyler
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  Elder comes to visit

  by Smyler in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i haven't to a meeting in about 2 or so months and tonight one of the local elders came to visit me.. he goes on about, how he and the hall misses me and loves me.

  and they want to go back to the meetings, "it must be a teenager thing, everyone went thru it, but i know that you will be back.

  " i was thinking to myself, you don't know that i'll be back, and i don't plan on it either.

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  No, I'm not baptized
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  Elder comes to visit

  by Smyler in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i haven't to a meeting in about 2 or so months and tonight one of the local elders came to visit me.. he goes on about, how he and the hall misses me and loves me.

  and they want to go back to the meetings, "it must be a teenager thing, everyone went thru it, but i know that you will be back.

  " i was thinking to myself, you don't know that i'll be back, and i don't plan on it either.

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  Smyler

  I haven't to a meeting in about 2 or so months and tonight one of the local elders came to visit me.

  He goes on about, how he and the hall misses me and loves me. And they want to go back to the meetings, "it must be a teenager thing, everyone went thru it, but I know that you will be back." I was thinking to myself, you don't know that I'll be back, and I don't plan on it either.

  Then he askes me if I have a girlfriend. Of course I say yes. And he goes on about how he had a girlfriend in high school and he broke up with her because "a girl can't give you everlasting life, Jehovah can." It was about then that I could have walked away. I love Melissa, or missy lissy as she posts on this board, with everything I am, and no god, man, socity can change my mind on that.

  Then he talks about his life, and everything else under the sun with me and my parents, but I didn't really listen to that. Woohoo, like I want to know how you were raised a JW or how many cars you sold last year!

  Anyway, just wanted to get it out

  smyler
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  DON'T FORGET, 5TH ESTATE TONIGHT AT 9PM

  by needs_lots in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

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  i wanted to remind everyone tonight that the 5th estate runs "spiritual sheperds" tonight at 9pm.

  if you missed it last time, its a must to watch.. vic

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  Smyler

  Very good show! I learned alot, and hopefully lots of JWs and normal people learned lots too!
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  How much do CO's make?

  by Smyler in

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  2. friends

  how much money do co's make?

  our co is coming this week, i'm just going on sunday, so i was just thinking.

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  Smyler

  How much money do CO's make? Our CO is coming this week, I'm just going on Sunday, so I was just thinking.
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  Would you or have you used a blood tranfusion?

  by TylerMacKay in

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  would you or have you used a blood tranfusion since you the left the wt?

  i was wondering what your feelings are on it now

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  Smyler

  Hi everyone, I got a new name, of instead of TylerMacKay, its now Smyler, but you can still call me Tyler

  My standing on the blood issue is that, a blood tranfusion would be a last resort, like many of you said.

  Let's just hope that no one has to go thru a surgery!