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  WARNING! NEW VIRUS

  by Nathan Natas in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  virus advisory - w32/sobig.f@mm.

  a new variant of w32/sobig, w32/sobig.f@mm is a high risk .

  mass-mailing worm.

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  Brandy

  This is scary. I do not know why anyone would do this to people. GRRRRRRRRRRR

  brandy
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  Ten Things to do at Wal-Mart

  by RR in

  1. social
  2. humour

  ten things to do at wal-mart while your spouse is taking his/her sweet time: .

  1. get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

  2. set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

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  Brandy

  The joke was to funny
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  How to shower like a woman

  by Brandy in

  1. social
  2. humour

  how to shower like a woman

  1. take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

  2. walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

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  Brandy

  How to Shower Like a Woman

  1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

  2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along

  the way, cover up any exposed areas.

  3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do

  more sit-ups

  4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,

  wide loofah, and pumice stone.

  5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added

  vitamins.

  6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

  7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with

  natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

  8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until

  red.

  9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

  10. Rinse conditioner off hair.

  11. Shave armpits and legs.

  12. Turn off shower.

  13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex

  14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap

  hair in super absorbent towel.

  15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

  16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

  17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

  These were sent to me by a EX dub lol

  brandy
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  How To Shower Like a Man

  by Brandy in

  1. social
  2. humour

  how to shower like a man .

  1. take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

  2. walk naked to the bathroom.

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  Brandy

  How To Shower Like a Man

  1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in

  a pile.

  2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener

  at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

  3. Look in the mirrior, look at your wiener and scratch your ass.

  4. Get in the shower.

  5. Wash your face

  6. Wash your armpits.

  7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

  8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound

  in the shower.

  9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

  10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

  11. Shampoo your hair.

  12.. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

  13. Pee.

  14. Rinse off and get out of shower.

  15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was

  hanging out of tub the whole time.

  16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

  17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

  18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull

  off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo'sound again.

  19. Throw wet towel on bed.
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  1991 UN documents

  by hooberus in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  recently i have started looking more indepth at the un situation.

  is the following true: .

  1. the watchtower first became a ngo .

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  Brandy

  Well this is just down right crazy. After all of their writtings about the UN they join up with it. yikes!

  brandy
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  Did anyone else want to puke at assemblies?

  by RoadDoctor in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  is it me or do others get absolutely sickened by the disgusting interviews given during circuit and district assemblies?

  i mean, come on, how much more rehearsed are these little skits?

  i always hated hearing everyone's "out of this world" field service experiences.

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  Brandy

  I remember a sister at the KH I was attending going up to a brother who had been interviewed.

  She just had to meet this strong brother. She was a single mom with the cutest little two year old boy. The boy's dad left her when she became JW.

  She married the brother. The next morning her ewxplained to her that he was really not just over tired the night before, but was gay. He said that he would Not tell her if he did anything with anyone.

  He did not really have this great job, but worked very part time. He married her to live off welfare.

  The elders told her that even though she had not had sex with her husband that she was still bound to him for ever, or untill he freed her.

  She caught him after a year or so.

  brandy
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  well shes reinstated :(

  by WuzLovesDubs in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yep...my mother in law is officially reinstated.

  they made her wait one solid year before they "allowed" her to join their twisted ranks again.

  and she called here at 11:30 at night probably after going out and celebrating it after the meeting to tell her son about it.

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  Brandy

  ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((WuzLuvsDubs))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  My heart goes out to you. Your situation is so sad. This cult screws up so many lives.

  Were you ever a JW? The WT are a brain washing Cult!

  I pray that your children can be saved from them.

  hugs,

  brandy
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  I'm new here. I just found this site.

  by Brandy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just wanted to say hello.

  i am an ex jw.

  i walked away in the mid 80's.

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  Brandy

  I really appreciate the warm welcome.

  Freein89 mentioned the UN. Would you mind telling me what the WT had to do with it.

  U was wondering how they were handling the 1914 thing. But how did they get anyone to buy it that

  "They decided in nov 1995 that anyone that knows what happened in 1914 belongs to the generation of 1914." I copyed this from Greven's post. I hope that that is okay to do. If not I appoligise.

  That sounds crazy to me.

  brandy
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  What should I do

  by Ariell in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i confessed to my mom two days ago that i'm no longer a believer.

  she took it pretty well, better than i thought she would.

  of course she now thinks i'm being influenced by satan.

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  Brandy

  I would try to avoid being DF'ed so that you do not loose family.

  I have seen the pain that a few have gone through where parents will not even talk to their own child. It is very painful. Very sad.

  It is much better if you can just walk away. I feel that this is much easier for everyone. The shunning rule is sick!

  I wish you well.

  brandy
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  I'm new here. I just found this site.

  by Brandy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just wanted to say hello.

  i am an ex jw.

  i walked away in the mid 80's.

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  Brandy

  I just wanted to say hello. I am an EX jw. I walked away in the mid 80's. There must have been some new light as those of age of reason in 1914 are sure getting old.

  I hope that I can figure out how to find my way around this site.

  brandy