I'm so awesome...you can list why you're so awsome here too....

by under74 84 Replies latest jw friends

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  under74

  I justed posted on your thread Jourels. Don't worry about it. It's no big deal. You didn't really put your foot in your mouth. You're a good poster.......NOW how many burritos with hot peppers can you eat in one sitting?
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  IP_SEC

  Im awsome d'cus I dont get pissed off at anything.
  Im awsome cus I drink mescal instead of tequila
  Im awsome cus I was as deep in the wts as possible, now Im about as out as possible
  Im awsome d'cus I speak in 1s and 0s
  I rawk because I cant spell awsome
  

  Plain ol' awsome
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  under74

  HAHA...you're a funny jerk IP.

  PS- where do you get mescal?
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  IP_SEC

  
  
  
  
  

  * Im awsome cus under74 thinks im a funny jerk *
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  Jourles

  NOW how many burritos with hot peppers can you eat in one sitting?

  In that case, I am the professor of awesomology 'cause I once schooled the competition after winning a jalapeno eating contest for a years' worth of free videos at a newly opened video rental store. All it took was an elixir composed of milk and a mint Schnapps to get and keep it down.
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  Crumpet

  Mrs Jones - I have said both outside and now inside popularity contest threads that you crack me up and I would like to meet you!
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  mrsjones5

  Thank you Crumpet. I would like to meet you and all the other folks on your side of the big pond too.
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  under74

  Any liquor store in SW Texas has it. ; Or in mexico

  Hmmm....I've never seen any in California or Washington State...so it seems strange.

  In that case, I am the professor of awesomology 'cause I once schooled the competition after winning a jalapeno eating contest for a years' worth of free videos at a newly opened video rental store. All it took was an elixir composed of milk and a mint Schnapps to get and keep it down.

  Well, all hail Jourles....BUT how many did you eat??
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  stevenyc

  My humility makes me more awesome than any of you!

  steve
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  GentlyFeral

  under74,

  most of the time I just head for "F**CK BUSH" or "screw Rand."

  I think I love you.

  Um, let's delineate my own particular awesomnesses:

  • Intelligent people find me irresistible. They tend to hang around and teach me things or fall in love with me. Occasionally both.
  • A divinity student once based a sermon on a poem I wrote.
  • Both my children are artists. Mostly self-taught, too.
  • I'm a magician. Every prosperity spell I have ever worked has produced something – at least a job interview or some leads for job training - but more often an actual job or increase in business.
  • I've been the sole support of my family for the past four, almost five, years. This after 45 years of being "unemployable." Or so I thought.
  • Three brilliant people have fallen in love with me. I'm still married to the first one.
  • Oh yeah: I've been married to the same man for 32 years, because it's fun, dammit. My husband is a gifted, self-taught artist and musician.
  • I taught my daughter to read.
  • My wardrobe is tastefully garish. Not many people can do both at once, but I can.
  • I'm a damn good amateur chef. Among the more challenging dishes I've made successfully: bestilla, puris, chapatis, soufflé, tofu (yes, from scratch), puff pastry, and a two-crust custard pie (a recipe from New Orleans, lots of fun to put together).

  gentlyferal