by FlyingHighNow 74 Replies latest jw friends
You guys all think you've got it rough,
You complain that you dont get enough!
It's time that you all get a clue,
To make it work, It takes Two!
Our toes wont curl without foreplay,
Quick Draw Mcgraw just aint the way!
So do some dishes and clean the house,
You might just get some from your spouse!
True, indeed! Here is one for the list..........
He loves me
He loves me not
He says one thing, then he forgot
Shall I stay with him, or head for the door
Oh wait, I think he dumped me with the dreadful ignore
Pondering on which action to take
Remembering the love we used to make
Sex was good, it wasn't bad
Although, it wasn't the best I've ever had
I'll say goodbye with the same game he'll play
No words, no emotion - just another day
Don't blame the man if you can't cook worth a damn. I suppose you expect him to lie about it?
Daystar, I'm not blaming the man for *my* not being able to cook, I'm blaming him for being a lazy ass that didn't get up and do it his damn self!
Im a better cook than my ex wife ,i iron better than her too never needed her for that just wanted unconditional love and a friend
Cyrus, you're my kind of man!
Didn't perk the coffee right?
I've made a LOT of coffee, and I wasn't aware that was something you could screw up.
Anyways, I wasn't offended by this poem since I am perfectly capable of doing all those things myself. And I'm certainly not so pathetic as to complain when someone offers to do my work for me.
But that being said, I have no intention of getting married, since I find women to be more trouble than they're worth. Especialy if they can't even make coffee without... I dunno, burning it?
And if a woman can do everything by herself than I think men are more trouble than they're worth too. Marriage just sucks, period. "."
LtCmd.Lore
This kind of thread has been done before and another one is soon started with a parallel theme, only with the female being the target of the physical abuse. It progresses until both threads are subsequently locked.
What is rather funny is that those females that have enjoyed a chuckle at this poem, would no doubt have a very different reaction to a female being physically abused, even if it was just meant in jest.
It goes to show that some women have double standards to live up to.
First off I had a good laugh re poem.
However it reminded me of when I would mention to my wife some dish I would like that I grew up with. She would be affronted jealous of my mother. It was not rational. If I were the wife I would get the recipe from the motherinlaw cook it and receive the compliment " Gee this tastes great just like my mothers or possible better than"
Women are like dogs ( note I said like not are) Pat them play with them praise them tell them how good they are. And their tails wag with excitement cause they are so happy they have pleased their master. And their are lots of traps trick questions like " how does this dress look on me honey"
::Women are like dogs ( note I said like not are) Pat them play with them praise them tell them how good they are. And their tails wag with excitement cause they are so happy they have pleased their master. And their are lots of traps trick questions like " how does this dress look on me honey"
Hmmmm, Another generalization...and yet another reason I think marriage is BS
LOL @ all the poems!
Swalker
FUNNY !
