~ Poem: For WOMEN only~

by FlyingHighNow 74 Replies latest jw friends

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    who you callin' disgusting?

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Priest, I didn't no priest's had wives.

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    I'm a reformed Priest. Priest loves the ladies. ***edited to add -said in my best 1970s porn star voice

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    Gretchen Wilson "If You Want a Mother"

    You want me to bring you home the bacon
    Fry it up and serve it to you, too
    When i don't you act so godforsaken
    Like somehow i've been mistreatin' you
    I know that's the way your mama did it
    She waited on you dang near all your life
    It took a while but now i finally get it
    You were never lookin' for a wife

    [Chorus]
    If you want a mother i can be one
    That ain't all that difficult for me
    We can do your way from now on, son
    And i'll show you what a mother i can be

    Remember tuesday night when you're out bowling
    You better have your butt back home by nine
    Otherwise you're grounded for the weekend
    And that brand new sliverado will be mine
    And in the evenin' when you're feeling sleepy
    Well, i'll tuck you in and pat you on your head
    And i'll be right down the hall if you should need me
    But big boys have to sleep in their own bed
    [Repeat Chorus]

    You can go on back to mama's apron strings
    Bet your mom would be a mother just like me

    My favorite song of hers. Figured I'd add to the fight.

    momz

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Thanks, MOMz. Cute. That must be a country song.

    It's funny how quickly we gals can change from lover/lady love into Mamma. And I learned that with my first husband, my high school sweetheart. Do not allow yourself to be cast in the role of parent. Because then you get treated like a parent, rather than a hot lover or lady love. The fellas then start to stay out too late. They don't call when they should. They dread coming home. They lie about where they were. They leave their messes everywhere to be picked up by Mom. T

    But most of all they start looking for a girlfriend to date and have fun with-----because we ladies have now become their mothers. So, before a relationship goes too far, you have to let them know what you can and cannot live with; so they stop doing those things around you or to you, otherwise you gracefully bow out and move on to someone who will treat you as you want and need to be treated.

    Note: sometimes men become fathers or daddies in a relationship or marriage. I have seen women who constantly resent their husbands for behaving more like father's than lovers and companions.

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