by FlyingHighNow 74 Replies latest jw friends
I like Buttlight's poem.
I also think perhaps people are getting a bit bent out of shape here. I think it was just a joke. Maybe that's why the thread title says "for women only" because men can't handle the thread?
LOL. Now I'm in for it, I suppose.
lol....Thanks for the laugh...I needed it!!!
LOL I'm a guy and I laughed my derrière off when I got to the last two lines LOL that was hilarious
No matter what, it's never a good idea to compare your wife or girlfriend to your mother.
What would be worse is pulling a Norman Bates and telling a woman that a man's best friend is his mother LOL
I like Buttlight's poem.
Yeah, I agree.
She can compose a poem faster than she can drink a beer.
Loved it!!!
Marriage all works out great if you each do your 75%. I tried it once and failed and this time it seems wonderful and perfect except that its still kinda new. I'll have more to say in 25 years .. LOL
U should have married a real man who didnt need u do do that shit for him .someone who took u to bed and makes ur toes curl eh
Yeah and being good in bed helps too! hehehehe I agree. You should marry a self sufficient man and not one that expects you to wait on him hand and foot. I guess you could say that there are just some things i am not going to do like my mom did.
Just think ladies all those mummies boys who cant do anything 4 themselves that u get with are like that because of another woman who should have known better that thier sons would be of no use to any woman that they got with .My exs 20 y old son couldnt even wash his own hair or anything else what a wonderful spiritual husband he will make though ha ha. I think think its pretty ironic dont u girls that the men ur all bitchin about u are helping to create lol so really the real joke is on u .So how about making ur boys iron clothes cook dinner with ur help put the washing in the machine and dryer ,teach the how to sew buttons ,and if they need thier trousers taking up show them how to do it,My mum taught me all those things to prepare me for life and to make me a better partner to my ladies .she also taught me that a man should be giving in the bedroom and told me that women would love me all the more for it ,wow she was right .
Now, some of these jokes I find offensive.
Not this one. As the one who usually does the cooking, etc., (and well I might add, but regardless it takes a lot of effort) any boorish buffoon that bitches about genuine effort, regardless of how it turns out has it coming.
This is ironic since I just wrote a new poem in my Myspace blog...
Yes! Another stupid rambling poem by me!
My wife left me
When I was a lad
She thought I was gay
For wearing a pad
She didn't even know
That I had the shits
She never wore a bra
To jack up her tits
At the age of 43
She told me goodbye
She moved in with Jane
Because she was Bi
I bid farewell
To the drunken old t**t
My new girl's 23
And she's smokin' hot
Personally i dont take offence to any of it .the best cooks are men ,the best and most well known womens clothing designers are men (okay gay but still men).Dont get me wrong we still have lots to learn i love to learn but ladies and gents see my last post.
