Which JWD posters have Secret Superpowers???

Kudra

Don't worry you can tell us here- no one knows your true identity.

I'll go first:

I can make VODKA out of WATER. And wine out of water, though vodka out of water is a little more in demand in certain circles.

ALSO I can make time stand still, like in the case where I MIGHT not have studied enough for an upcoming test and I need to have an extra few days to get ready.

I wonder if anyone else has a Secret Superpower?

:-O

RichieRich

I can impregnate inert body tissues with a variety of alloys and thus beautify it.

and...

I can make a group of uptight people stop talking, simply by walking past.

and...

I can stand in the sun for a few minutes, and have a sunburn for days afterward.

AlphaOmega

I can make VODKA out of WATER.

How, hardly any of the letters are the same ?

I can spot a Witness at 200 yards.

Open mind

I can make 60 minutes seem like eternity. Just ask me to fill in as the Craptower Conductor.

Open Mind

Kudra

Richie- I have the same sunburn superpower!

Perhaps we may be from the same dark star!

:-O

Warlock

I can make a mountain, out of a molehill!

Warlock

Kudra

O.M- you still have the sniveledge of conducting??

fun..! You could get up to some mischief there...

What a gifted bunch we are...

Paralipomenon

I carry a powerful staff that has the power to create life.

I just require a willing female assistant to assist in the summoning process. It's a slow process.

When it is not being used to create life, it can double as a squirt gun, albeit rather poorly.

That plus it requires 20mins between uses to recharge.

Amber Rose

Paralipomenon, I don't think posessing a weiner qualifies as a superpower. Sorry, just my opinion.

Warlock

Paralipomenon, I don't think posessing a weiner qualifies as a superpower. Sorry, just my opinion.

Amber, He SAID "powerful staff". I thought he was going to talk about his underlings. Warlock

Which JWD posters have Secret Superpowers???

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